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daquarius12 -> toilet seeks Woman (8/14/2010 11:06:14 AM)

i am a bottom feeder and i'm searhing for a Woman who would enjoy using me as toilet, tampax, slut in general.

i will be in south carolina the evening of saturday, august 28th.

i'm more than willing to pay for the priviledge.



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: toilet seeks Woman (8/14/2010 6:22:02 PM)

Already have a toilet. One that flushes and everything.

You're looking for trouble if you're willing to meet with strangers, but then that's your choice. OK to play, but be safe.

O and btw welcome to the boards.



KyttynTheMynx -> RE: toilet seeks Woman (8/14/2010 6:23:03 PM)

Where the hell were you when I had a hangover and couldnt remember where my bathroom is?!



DarkSteven -> RE: toilet seeks Woman (8/14/2010 6:25:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

Where the hell were you when I had a hangover and couldnt remember where my bathroom is?!


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poethika -> RE: toilet seeks Woman (8/14/2010 6:25:53 PM)

From the thread title, I thought Dada art was making a comeback.

Thank heavens it was a false alarm.



sweetsub1957 -> RE: toilet seeks Woman (8/14/2010 6:27:10 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

Where the hell were you when I had a hangover and couldnt remember where my bathroom is?!

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KyttynTheMynx -> RE: toilet seeks Woman (8/14/2010 6:32:18 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

Where the hell were you when I had a hangover and couldnt remember where my bathroom is?!


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ORIGINAL: sweetsub1957
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Yall two are just encouraging my misbehavior!



LadyHibiscus -> RE: toilet seeks Woman (8/14/2010 6:33:41 PM)

I want to know how you can be someone's TAMPON. Well, I don't want to KNOW, as such, but yanno... [8|]



DarkSteven -> RE: toilet seeks Woman (8/14/2010 6:33:41 PM)

And then we get to correct you for it!!!!

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KyttynTheMynx -> RE: toilet seeks Woman (8/14/2010 6:34:31 PM)

Bout time you offered Steven! I have been waiting!



LadyHibiscus -> RE: toilet seeks Woman (8/14/2010 6:35:11 PM)

Anyway, be careful out there. Scat play has its own set of risks, dealing with total strangers... a whole other level. (I am not saying that you SHOULDN'T get out there and party...heaven knows I am DangerDom!)



sexyred1 -> RE: toilet seeks Woman (8/14/2010 6:35:50 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I want to know how you can be someone's TAMPON. Well, I don't want to KNOW, as such, but yanno... [8|]


C'mon LadyHib, with as many able bodied guys possessing the ability to have their heads up their asses, it is a short distance to having their heads up...yanno. [;)]



Tantriqu -> RE: toilet seeks Woman (8/14/2010 7:22:57 PM)

Any good man is the ultimate 'green' tampon: just lots of licking and orgasms during one's period. The only tampon that also treats cramps!
Love that scene in Gothic with Gabriel Byrne playing Byron...that's the only mainstream one I know where a man earns his red wings.
I just don't want a tampon that pays me with anything but Service with a smile.

Edited to add:
An anti-monarchist, I even have a grudging iota of regard for Prince Charles since his taped declaration of wanting to be his true love's tampon. You go, Camilla!



OohAahMrs -> RE: toilet seeks Woman (8/15/2010 5:46:52 AM)

Welcome to CM You could well find yourself flushed with excess!



EbonyWood -> RE: toilet seeks Woman (8/15/2010 7:40:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I want to know how you can be someone's TAMPON.



He puts some rope around his neck and starts looking for a 50 foot tall woman.
 


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Bobanna -> RE: toilet seeks Woman (8/15/2010 8:04:50 AM)

Do people get Hep. A from this kind of stuff ... OP---> do you have your Hep. A shots?  And if you are into tampon whatever the hell that is, I hope you have your Hep. B shots as well.
Its all fun and games until you end up in the hospital with .....___________.
........and you reply to the Doctor,  "I needed what for what?"[sm=nervous.gif] 

But then again I'm sure you are all high on marijuana when you do these things so its all good in the hood. 

Weird.

good luck to you. 
Bo



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