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Asshole! - 8/14/2010 9:18:53 PM   
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I just found this picture and it was too funny not to share.  Ok, it didn't post.  I'll try again.






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RE: Asshole! - 8/14/2010 9:20:32 PM   
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Asshole!




Poor baby, I feel sorry for him!


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RE: Asshole! - 8/14/2010 9:23:24 PM   
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Well, here's another one!  Why don't y'all post your DE-motivationals up here, too?






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RE: Asshole! - 8/14/2010 9:44:10 PM   
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This is my new favorite.






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RE: Asshole! - 8/15/2010 12:37:22 AM   
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LMAO!!!!  That made me laugh so hard, I have tears coming from my eyes!


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RE: Asshole! - 8/16/2010 10:27:46 AM   
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Oh! that's disturbing.....yet makes me wonder was Uncle Bill mommy's brother or daddy's?

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RE: Asshole! - 8/17/2010 10:01:07 PM   
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Here is one I like.







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RE: Asshole! - 8/18/2010 10:06:04 AM   
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Oh! that's disturbing.....yet makes me wonder was Uncle Bill mommy's brother or daddy's?


Uncle Bill could have just been a really good friend of the family.  We were often told to call so-n-so Uncle this or Aunt that, even though they weren't really related to us, so don't worry.

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RE: Asshole! - 8/18/2010 11:43:06 PM   
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A few years ago I was asked by a friend to help her paint customers living room. When we arrive to do the estimate this exchanged happened.

Customer: “How much to paint this room?” (four equal-sized walls)

US: “Our price is $100”

Customer: “Okay, how much just to paint these three walls?”

US: “Well we still have to drive here and setup and cleanup, so $90.”

Customer: “Okay, then paint that one wall for $10, and while you’re at it paint the remaining three walls for $10 each. I should get a discount for the fourth wall, so let’s make it $30 to paint this room. That’s more than fair.”

US: "Huh?"

That’s how, in the customer’s mind, the price went from $100 to $30.


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RE: Asshole! - 8/18/2010 11:49:26 PM   
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But of course!  However, there is the $20 fee for driving here, the $30 fee for the paint and the $20 fee for the cleanup.  Sooo, $100.

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RE: Asshole! - 8/19/2010 12:35:27 AM   
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We made a lot more than 100 bucks. By painting the inside of the mortuary chapel, their main hallway and office in the building across the street we made 1800 bucks. Needless to say the original customer was not happy when we snubbed him and took the other job.

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RE: Asshole! - 8/19/2010 1:05:28 AM   
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Well, fuck him!  He was an asshole anyway and didn't deserve to have his place painted!  I know since I used to be a fucking painter!

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