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What did the penis say the condom? - 8/16/2010 10:12:21 AM

whitedragonX

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Cover me! I'm going in

What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

We are going to have get support or ppl will think we are nuts!

That is all :)

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RE: What did the penis say the condom? - 8/16/2010 10:25:21 AM

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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, 'Business trip or pleasure?'

She turned, smiled and said, 'Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston .'

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, 'What's your business role at this convention?'

'Lecturer,' she responded. 'I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.'

'Really?' he said. 'And what kind of myths are there?'

'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.'

'Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.

I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.'

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm sorry,' she said, 'I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name.'
'Tonto,' the man said, 'Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba.'

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RE: What did the penis say the condom? - 8/16/2010 10:37:52 AM

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"A Perfect Storm"

There is a Sadist, a Rigger, a Psychopath, a Necrophiliac ,a Pyromaniac, and a Masochist sitting a a Park Bench when a Kitty Cat happens to wander by and the Sadist Chuckles to himself and says,

"You know I just has this incredible urge to Beat that kitty cat, make it hurt."

The Rigger Chuckles and Says “You know once you're done beating the Kitty I wouldn't mind tying it up and making it difficult for the kitty to move"

To this the Psychopath grinned and added "And once the cat can't move I could cut it, and make it bleed"

The Necrophiliac chimes in "We could put it out of its misery and then I could fuck it over and over and over again"

The Pyromaniac strikes a match and in the light of the flame snickers and says "And once you're done we could set that little kitty on fire and watch it burn."

A few moments go by and they all realize the Masochist has yet to say anything and so they all look over waiting to see what the last person on the bench would say.

The Masochist smiles a Big Smile and says.....

"Meow?"

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RE: What did the penis say the condom? - 8/19/2010 7:56:05 AM

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RE: What did the penis say the condom? - 8/19/2010 9:53:45 AM

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One ovary turns to the other. "Hey, did you order some furniture?"

"No," replies the other. "Why?"

"Well, there're two nuts outside trying to push in an organ."

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