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SorceressJ -> RE: Heres a fetish I dont recommend (8/23/2010 4:25:48 PM)
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My mother was a registered nurse for many years, and she loved to tell me stories of fun and chaos in the ER. The stories on this thread so remind me of some of her favorites, like:
1) the crazy guy who kept sticking odd items up his bum, losing 'em up there and having to come in for removal. Among the items mentioned: "D" batteries, turnips, and rutabegas. The last time they had to go get a corkscrew to get the invading vegetable out. The hospital cafeteria cook vehemently refused the return of his kitchen implement afterwards and they threw it away (this was in the region of a half century ago, mind you..).
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2) the college noob who was being hazed by the frat he was petitioning. The task that day was to insert one of those little birthday cake candles in the tip of his penis, light it, and let it burn down. She did not say he got burned, but the melting wax plugged up the hole, and well, another (smaller, non-kitchen-grade) corkscrew was used to fix it.
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3) the then-Mayor from the next town over who was at the cheap motel room with a female who was not his wife. Are any of you familiar with how copulating dogs can get "hung up" and how you usually have to hose them with water to get them apart? Right, so in comes the ambulance gurney with a LARGE white sheet-covered mountain under it, so you couldn't see any faces, and here were these two, hung up like dogs; instead of just chilling out and relaxing to get unstuck, they freaked out and called 911. Mom said they had to actually anesthetize them both (knock them both out) to get them to STFU (the woman was apparently throwing a wall-eyed fit. Being that human penises and dog penises are made differently, one wonders how this happened..) and slide apart. This story did not involve vegetables or park benches but it's funny as HELL so I wanted to share anyway.
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