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LanceHughes -> RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! (9/4/2010 11:41:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Twoshoes I'm a bit boyish, but I'd like to join this clique. Can I join if I learn to do leg raises while holding onto a pull-up bar with only my jaw (or something)? With a tag line of: Contrast - the source of all things beautiful, amazing and terrible. Contrast - perhaps, simply ... divine. I think you don't get in. ('Specially since it's in color.) As to the leg-raises...... WOOF! Here, boy..... C'mere, boy. Nice bone for you to chew on.... WOOF!

Twoshoes -> RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! (9/4/2010 11:51:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes quote: ORIGINAL: Twoshoes I'm a bit boyish, but I'd like to join this clique. Can I join if I learn to do leg raises while holding onto a pull-up bar with only my jaw (or something)? With a tag line of: Contrast - the source of all things beautiful, amazing and terrible. Contrast - perhaps, simply ... divine. I think you don't get in. ('Specially since it's in color.) As to the leg-raises...... WOOF! Here, boy..... C'mere, boy. Nice bone for you to chew on.... WOOF! Um, my little sister wrote that (and coloured it)... Still no? Well, damn. Thanks for the consideration. [8D]

LanceHughes -> RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! (9/5/2010 12:02:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Twoshoes quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes quote: ORIGINAL: Twoshoes I'm a bit boyish, but I'd like to join this clique. Can I join if I learn to do leg raises while holding onto a pull-up bar with only my jaw (or something)? With a tag line of: Contrast - the source of all things beautiful, amazing and terrible. Contrast - perhaps, simply ... divine. I think you don't get in. ('Specially since it's in color.) As to the leg-raises...... WOOF! Here, boy..... C'mere, boy. Nice bone for you to chew on.... WOOF! Um, my little sister wrote that (and coloured it)... Still no? Well, damn. Thanks for the consideration. [8D] Now we're up to three strikes, so you're out! Three strikes are: Strike one: Your little sister wrote your tag line. Manly Men either don't have one or write their own. Strike two: You use said tag line. And SHE colored it???? I do NOT want to know the details <imagining "Hey, Sis... fix this on my social site." OR worse: Sis says, "I've been watching you on CollarMe.com and want to color your tag line for you." Etc. - NO DETAILS, thank you very much!> Strike three: You are asking to join. Manly Men don't ask. They DO! Strike four<!> Your profile say "Likes running." That's marginally okay. Leg lifts? Like in a gym? I don't think that makes a Manly Man.... Better: What fix have you done to your car recently? And Make, model, year? (See, Lance loses out on that one.... LOL!) Grow a pair and come back in about.... 10 years, 5 at least. NOT BEING MEAN, Just sayin'

bellesoumise -> RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! (9/5/2010 12:11:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes NOT BEING MEAN, Just sayin' You're not mean, you're Manly! [:D]

Twoshoes -> RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! (9/5/2010 12:16:12 AM)
You know, the best part about it, Lance, is that it is all true (except the little sister part). I didn't even realize gyms are a strike! [;)] 5-10 years should be enough time. I'll be back.

LanceHughes -> RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! (9/5/2010 12:19:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Twoshoes You know, the best part about it, Lance, is that it is all true (except the little sister part). I didn't even realize gyms are a strike! [;)] 5-10 years should be enough time. I'll be back. Keep that sense of humor, tho.' BIG LOL

LanceHughes -> RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! (9/5/2010 12:27:52 AM)
Seriously, keep up the exercise. I'm fond of saying: "If I knew how long I'd live, I would've taken better care of myself." At the ripe ol' age of 60 <having been in the scene for more years than you are old....> DAMN! A whole lot more stamina would be good to have. And some strength to use with bottoms.... And that GD hyper-tension... now under control with meds... but BLEAH! Sure would be nice to not be counting pills every week. So, keep doing that exercise! And if you'd like me to check your physical progress, why sure.... LOL! Actually, am playing <vanilla-damn> with a gay-curious man that is 45 and in much better shape than most 25 year olds. A little obsessive, but hey! I'm enjoying the view.

GreedyTop -> RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! (9/5/2010 12:32:42 AM)
PICS, Lance!! grins

LanceHughes -> RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! (9/5/2010 12:39:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop PICS, Lance!! grins Maybe next time. Shy as a ....bug. And ego problems to boot. "I'm not as good as people tell me." Or is that self-esteem? Hands over head, stretching pecs and pits - with JUST the right amount of hair. Tanned, tanned, tanned..... did I say what a georgeous tan?

GreedyTop -> RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! (9/5/2010 12:40:48 AM)
now you're just making me jealous ;) hugs

LanceHughes -> RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! (9/5/2010 12:44:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop now you're just making me jealous ;) hugs That is a problem, now, isn't it? BUT! Fag hags are ALWAYS jealous - part of their job - if they are NOT jealous, well, then the man "under consideration" does NOT pass - right? I said "maybe pics next time" and I meant it.

GreedyTop -> RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! (9/5/2010 12:47:04 AM)
You are so good to me :)

Twoshoes -> RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! (9/5/2010 12:52:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes Keep that sense of humor, tho.' BIG LOL Well, at least I like running and not "jogging". [8D] I don't think cars will help me very much either, since I like European ones that can be described as "elegant". And to make this even more entertaining: the last pull-ups I did were on a soccer gate in the middle of a park. Just sort of casually strolled up to it. Yeah...

Hippiekinkster -> RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! (9/5/2010 1:10:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes Seriously, keep up the exercise. I'm fond of saying: "If I knew how long I'd live, I would've taken better care of myself." At the ripe ol' age of 60 <having been in the scene for more years than you are old....> DAMN! A whole lot more stamina would be good to have. And some strength to use with bottoms.... And that GD hyper-tension... now under control with meds... but BLEAH! Sure would be nice to not be counting pills every week. So, keep doing that exercise! And if you'd like me to check your physical progress, why sure.... LOL! Actually, am playing <vanilla-damn> with a gay-curious man that is 45 and in much better shape than most 25 year olds. A little obsessive, but hey! I'm enjoying the view. Heh. I just turned 57. The hypertension is not a problem with Diovan. But the chronic pain is a bitch. Being in pain every fucking day for 11 years is not how I imagined I'd spend 11 years. And you want to talk about counting pills? You want to know how easy it is to build up a tolerance to oxycodone, and start taking a little bit more each month, until you start running low 2 weeks into a 30 day supply, even after you'd just had an adjustment in dosage 4 months prior? I really dislike being physically dependent on anything. At least I get the occasional buzz.

LanceHughes -> RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! (9/5/2010 3:31:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Twoshoes quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes Keep that sense of humor, tho.' BIG LOL Well, at least I like running and not "jogging". [8D] I don't think cars will help me very much either, since I like European ones that can be described as "elegant". And to make this even more entertaining: the last pull-ups I did were on a soccer gate in the middle of a park. Just sort of casually strolled up to it. Yeah... Arrrgh! Then ye be of them there fancy men - we's been callin' them METROSEXUALs..... Arrrgh! Avast wit' you, matey. No room aboard a ship called "Manly Men" for the likes of thee!!! Arrgh, now!!! Be OFF!

Mistletoe -> RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! (9/5/2010 4:02:47 PM)
Hey RS! I loved the collage pic of you and the actors wearing the shades...you fit right in. LOLOL

ResidentSadist -> RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! (9/5/2010 4:12:43 PM)
^ Like many narcissist, I can "ham it up" with best of them. Actually those shades are X-ray glasses.

bellesoumise -> RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! (9/5/2010 4:17:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist ^ Like many narcissist, I can "ham it up" with best of them. Actually those shades are X-ray glasses. And how well do those X-ray glasses work?

ResidentSadist -> RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! (9/5/2010 4:19:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bellesoumise quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist ^ Like many narcissist, I can "ham it up" with best of them. Actually those shades are X-ray glasses. And how well do those X-ray glasses work? Lets put it this way, I can see you aren't wearing panties right now.

bellesoumise -> RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! (9/5/2010 4:20:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: bellesoumise quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist ^ Like many narcissist, I can "ham it up" with best of them. Actually those shades are X-ray glasses. And how well do those X-ray glasses work? Lets put it this way, I can see you aren't wearing panties right now. Lucky guess

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