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Daddysredhead -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 10:55:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SorceressJ ..and the name of the game is also about re-ci-pro-ca-tion, is it not, my sistahs? I only go for Fearless Freeps who aren't afraid to make that dive and splash. If he don't want no pie, then I ain't havin' sausage. Just sayin'. A well-balanced diet is so important, SJ. nods Signed, NutritionistRed

pogo4pres -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 11:03:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead DB said that his "linguistics teacher" was an older and wiser woman who told him first thing, "Baby, when you're eatin' pussy, don't you dare clock watch... Once you're down there, you're there... do what needs to be done to make a bitch happy." I think that every man should have this training. Signed, HotForTeacherRed Clock watch, me never, but damn it if I ain't hearing moans of pleasure I have to figure I must not be doing what she likes. So I pop the "big head" up for a second and say "What I am doing doesn't seem to be working, any suggestions?" Then I LISTEN, isn't the idea of sex to give MUTUAL PLEASURE??? Again Orally, Some Knucklehead in NJ

SorceressJ -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 11:06:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead DB said that his "linguistics teacher" was an older and wiser woman who told him first thing, "Baby, when you're eatin' pussy, don't you dare clock watch... Once you're down there, you're there... do what needs to be done to make a bitch happy." I think that every man should have this training. Signed, HotForTeacherRed AGREE-AGREE-AGREE

Daddysredhead -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 11:12:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pogo4pres Clock watch, me never, but damn it if I ain't hearing moans of pleasure I have to figure I must not be doing what she likes. So I pop the "big head" up for a second and say "What I am doing doesn't seem to be working, any suggestions?" Then I LISTEN, isn't the idea of sex to give MUTUAL PLEASURE??? Well, yes, pogo, one would like to think so. I once watched DB give a girl an "oral presentation" while her hubby watched. I swear the hubby had no clue that a bitch was supposed to have her toes curl while it was getting done. Then again, he looked like a total dud. Thusly, the "out-sourcing." Signed, ClinicalRed

VaguelyCurious -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 11:23:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead I swear the hubby had no clue that a bitch was supposed to have her toes curl while it was getting done. See, I just don't get that-it's not that difficult...

Daddysredhead -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 11:50:01 AM)
VC, I totally agree. It's not rocket science... it's a pussy. And apparently, there are men, unlike Pogo, who are still afraid to ask for directions.

VMac -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 11:50:29 AM)
There was a time (not long ago) when the brotha's would be hangin out just talkin, and the subject would turn to eatin pussy, well of course the first thing said would be "you do that?", and of course the roar would start and everyone involved in the conversation would say "NO". With all in agreement that particular subject would die out and nothing else said about it. These days (21st century) it's a whole new era in most blackmen's world, or as i see it. Most of us, at least the black men i associate with, whom i consider to be progressive don't shy away from saying that they eat pussy, and at times boast about it almost to the point of an argument. Yes, we do eat pussy and the black man who doesn't is ALLL FUCCCCKKKED UP for not reciprocating and/or not showing the person he is with he is skilled with anything other than a cock.

Daddysredhead -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 12:09:08 PM)
VMac, We, "the keepers of the kitty," appreciate you men who go above and beyond. Thank you for your service. [;)] Signed, GratefulRed [:D]

Twoshoes -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 12:38:43 PM)
Wait, How high do I have to jump to not be considered white? Does this involve a run-up? quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead I swear the hubby had no clue that a bitch was supposed to have her toes curl while it was getting done. See, I just don't get that-it's not that difficult... Um, here is what you could be dealing with: http://www.collarchat.com/m_3350568/tm.html Sometimes you can't even get a clear demonstration. quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead DB said that his "linguistics teacher" was an older and wiser woman who told him first thing, "Baby, when you're eatin' pussy, don't you dare clock watch... Once you're down there, you're there... do what needs to be done to make a bitch happy." I know enough to ask, make no promises. Maybe, I need to go look into that 'cougar' thread again for more guidance.

Daddysredhead -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 1:24:37 PM)
Dear TwoShoes, Asking is a good first step. If, at some point, the girl has lost the power of speech and is reduced to a writhing mass of incoherent womany-goodness, who has suddenly found religion ("Ohhh... my... g--....."), then you can rest assure that you are probably doing it right. Signed, TranslatorRed

VaguelyCurious -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 1:25:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Twoshoes Um, here is what you could be dealing with: http://www.collarchat.com/m_3350568/tm.html Sometimes you can't even get a clear demonstration. Honey, I think you're fantastic and all, but you have to realise there's a difference between dealing with a partner who has physical difficulty orgasming (something that's more common than people like to admit) and being bad at going down on your partner-most of the time the former is not caused by the latter, and even if she has trouble climaxing you can both still have a lot of fun. [;)]

hlen5 -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 1:33:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VMac There was a time (not long ago) when the brotha's would be hangin out just talkin, and the subject would turn to eatin pussy, well of course the first thing said would be "you do that?", and of course the roar would start and everyone involved in the conversation would say "NO". With all in agreement that particular subject would die out and nothing else said about it. These days (21st century) it's a whole new era in most blackmen's world, or as i see it. Most of us, at least the black men i associate with, whom i consider to be progressive don't shy away from saying that they eat pussy, and at times boast about it almost to the point of an argument. Yes, we do eat pussy and the black man who doesn't is ALLL FUCCCCKKKED UP for not reciprocating and/or not showing the person he is with he is skilled with anything other than a cock. I always wondered if it was something that was SAID or something that actually wasn't done?

Daddysredhead -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 1:34:09 PM)
(I couldn't get the page to open up, so I'm glad VC could.) BTW, a wink to one of the lurkers up there... you know who you are. [;)]

VaguelyCurious -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 1:36:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead (I couldn't get the page to open up, so I'm glad VC could.) Take the 'l' off the 'html' ending and it works. CyberSavvy!VC

Daddysredhead -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 1:42:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 quote: ORIGINAL: VMac There was a time (not long ago) when the brotha's would be hangin out just talkin, and the subject would turn to eatin pussy, well of course the first thing said would be "you do that?", and of course the roar would start and everyone involved in the conversation would say "NO". With all in agreement that particular subject would die out and nothing else said about it. These days (21st century) it's a whole new era in most blackmen's world, or as i see it. Most of us, at least the black men i associate with, whom i consider to be progressive don't shy away from saying that they eat pussy, and at times boast about it almost to the point of an argument. Yes, we do eat pussy and the black man who doesn't is ALLL FUCCCCKKKED UP for not reciprocating and/or not showing the person he is with he is skilled with anything other than a cock. I always wondered if it was something that was SAID or something that actually wasn't done? One guy I know called another brotha a punk for "going down," but he was soon corrected. The "punk" said, "No... that'd make me a pussy, you are what you eat, so..." I just sat back and grinned at this exchange. [:D] wee typo

Daddysredhead -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 1:44:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead (I couldn't get the page to open up, so I'm glad VC could.) Take the 'l' off the 'html' ending and it works. CyberSavvy!VC See what happens when you tell a woman you're having trouble, she's MORE than happy to help you figure it out! [;)]

NorthernGent -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 1:57:39 PM)
I have a go now and again....but tend to lose commitment half way through.....something along the lines of tentatively engaging in a spot of nibbling and kissing and biting....and upon realising it ain't edible I just wander off muttering something about a waste of time....a bit like a dog sniffs your trouser leg. As for black Americans......Whitney Houston...Micheal Jackson ....Cassius Clay....Martin Luther King.....none of them have ever testified to being on the right or the wrong end of 'eating pussy'.....

VaguelyCurious -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 2:03:16 PM)
So you only put things in your mouth if they're actually edible? You're missing out.... :P

Daddysredhead -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 2:05:31 PM)
Waste of time for WHO??? [:o] See, this is why some men don't ever get the really, really good stuff... no effort from the man in "priming the pump" equates to half-assed head, and no ass from me. But I'm hardcore like that. Signed, RedheadedSheDevil [sm=evil.gif]

Twoshoes -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 2:21:38 PM)
I definately admit I shamelessly added an 'l' onto the link for good measure. My bad. VC, you're completely right: how good doesn't necessarily => climax, even though it is easier to think of it that way.

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