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TheMightyJohann -> Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of course, they can read at all). (8/21/2010 3:06:31 AM)
I Am A Strong but Fair Master Looking for a worthy slave. Preferably untrained and willing to relocate. I Am Healthy and fit and Insist that My slave be so as well. As I have Learned from Experience: taking in an unintelligent thrall is no different than babysitting. So I require at least a reasonable level of intelligence. I do not abuse My slaves. (Spankings and bondage do not count) If you wish to be mutilated, than I Am Not The Master for you. Serious Slaves only; no half hearted applicants. If I decide you are worthy, free room and board are included. Thralls must be mindful of their place. I Command. You obey. I have many friends and brothers, and have guests often. Thralls are required to wait on them as well, at My Command. The Lucky candidate that I choose shall be Happy in My house and shall address Me At All Times as "My Lord" I travel Often and shall cover all expenses as My Slave shall be expected to accompany Me on My Travels in order to serve me. Must be 18 years of Age, or older! NOTE: I have rejected one applicant, who became attatched and forgot her place, wanting to marry Me. She has an account on this site, which is why I post no pics. I Shall Porvide pictures via email, or text to all Prospects who make the Effort to communicate. So let Me be clear: I Am seeking a Slave. Not a wife. I will treat My thrall well; but she must remember her place; On her knees before Me. Also: I Provide a Slave Collar. You shall wear it and only remove it when I Permit. Slave must Shower Daily and take care of Proper Dental and Vaginal Hygene. Must be confident to be tested for stds. I Am looking for a Well Bred slave, as I am of Noble Blood. Applicants who wish to be My Thrall must make effort to communicate with Me, as I Am looking for a Hard working slave. Good Luck!

DarkSteven -> RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of course, they can read at all). (8/21/2010 3:12:31 AM)
[sm=welcomewave.gif] Good luck in your search, and the idea that you don't post a pic because of a rabid stalker is a novel one. As is discharging a slave for harboring thoughts of marriage. My compliments on your originality. I took the liberty of perusing your profile, and I admit that it brightened my day.

dreamerdreaming -> RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of course, they can read at all). (8/21/2010 3:15:39 AM)
WELCOME! Explore, and have FUN! [:)] And good luck- you're gonna need it. Your profile fairly reeks of arrogance, and fantasy.

myotherself -> RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of course, they can read at all). (8/21/2010 3:17:40 AM)
WelcOme, BrotHer! [:D]

mstrjx -> RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of course, they can read at all). (8/21/2010 3:31:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven I took the liberty of perusing your profile, and I admit that it brightened my day. You mean you laughed so hard you almost shit your pants, right Steven? Jeff

CynthiaWVirginia -> RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of course, they can read at all). (8/21/2010 3:32:55 AM)
Johann, all she would have to do is type in under the search feature Male Dominant, 27, Clarksville, Tennessee to be able to find you...unless you have altered this information. Also, your typing style is distinctive, as is what you choose to write. When you got rid of your slave, I hope you saw to it that she had somewhere to go and a job as well. And that there was no bun in the oven. These things would make a woman stalk you for a while until her anger cooled down. It is a shame, if as you say, this all fell apart because you weren't expecting your slave to fall in love with you and you both couldn't find a way to work it out. (I don't know her side so...) There is a Block feature in the profiles and mailbox area. Good luck in your search.

myotherself -> RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of course, they can read at all). (8/21/2010 3:45:14 AM)
Awwwww...I think he's kinda cute [:D] Can I keep him? Can I can I can I??? I will hug him and love him and call him Jeorge...

GreedyTop -> RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of course, they can read at all). (8/21/2010 3:46:00 AM)
adores da bunny

soul2share -> RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of course, they can read at all). (8/21/2010 3:46:55 AM)
Yeah, little Bunny....he's aaaaaalllllllll yours!

myotherself -> RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of course, they can read at all). (8/21/2010 3:47:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop adores da bunny adores my GT right back

poise -> RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of course, they can read at all). (8/21/2010 3:49:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dreamerdreaming And good luck- you're gonna need it. Your profile fairly reeks of arrogance, and fantasy. ........and far too many spelling mistakes to attract even a dumb sub like me[8\|] Poor spelling is a hard limit!

PeanutTigerinBox -> RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of course, they can read at all). (8/21/2010 3:55:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself Awwwww...I think he's kinda cute [:D] Can I keep him? Can I can I can I??? I will hug him and love him and call him Jeorge... yeah, open your drawer underneath your bed to store him with your others [:D]

myotherself -> RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of course, they can read at all). (8/21/2010 3:55:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: soul2share Yeah, little Bunny....he's aaaaaalllllllll yours! Ermmmmm....great....yeah.....errrmmmmm....woohooo?? I like scandinavians though. I buy all my furniture at Ikea.

GreedyTop -> RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of course, they can read at all). (8/21/2010 3:56:30 AM)
yay for IKEA!

PeanutTigerinBox -> RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of course, they can read at all). (8/21/2010 3:57:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven [sm=welcomewave.gif] Good luck in your search, and the idea that you don't post a pic because of a rabid stalker is a novel one. As is discharging a slave for harboring thoughts of marriage. My compliments on your originality. I took the liberty of perusing your profile, and I admit that it brightened my day. Wow wow wow stevie....I soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo never imagined that you can change your language that much...you using words such as "is a novel one.....harbouring thoughts" a really new side to see on cookie thief stevie [;)]

myotherself -> RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of course, they can read at all). (8/21/2010 3:58:00 AM)
ponders which item of Ikea furniture is worth of the name "themightyjohann" Suggestions? [8\|]

PeanutTigerinBox -> RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of course, they can read at all). (8/21/2010 4:04:01 AM)
a box which is big enough to store him? [8\|]

DarkSteven -> RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of course, they can read at all). (8/21/2010 4:07:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeanutTigerinBox Wow wow wow stevie....I soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo never imagined that you can change your language that much...you using words such as "is a novel one.....harbouring thoughts" a really new side to see on cookie thief stevie [;)] I writes good, and sometimes I writes even gooder. Also, note that "harboring" is spelled without a "u". A lot of Americans died defending our right to not use that letter "u".

PeanutTigerinBox -> RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of course, they can read at all). (8/21/2010 4:10:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: PeanutTigerinBox Wow wow wow stevie....I soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo never imagined that you can change your language that much...you using words such as "is a novel one.....harbouring thoughts" a really new side to see on cookie thief stevie [;)] I writes good, and sometimes I writes even gooder. Also, note that "harboring" is spelled without a "u". A lot of Americans died defending our right to not use that letter "u". thank you Sir Steven...to update my knowledge...however as I am not american I leave those "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus" in my dictionary...'k? [8\|]

sirsholly -> RE: Stupids need Not read this post. (Assuming of course, they can read at all). (8/21/2010 4:28:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: soul2share Yeah, little Bunny....he's aaaaaalllllllll yours! awww...how come that fuzzy lil perv always gets the royal ones? stomps foot On second thought...after reading his profile...he's all yours, Bunny.

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