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VoodoSaint -> slave is needed (8/21/2010 3:56:52 AM)

i need a slave to live with me in Egypt.

i will own her.

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GreedyTop -> RE: slave is needed (8/21/2010 3:58:51 AM)

good luck




myotherself -> RE: slave is needed (8/21/2010 3:59:53 AM)

looks like you already have your hands full!




DarkSteven -> RE: slave is needed (8/21/2010 4:03:41 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

looks like you already have your hands full!


With photos taken off the Net?  Doesn't count.




SaintIntensity -> RE: slave is needed (8/21/2010 4:04:59 AM)

whats the Egyptian equivalent of "Lucky Pierre"?




sirsholly -> RE: slave is needed (8/21/2010 4:20:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: VoodoSaint

i need a slave to live with me in Egypt.

i will own her.


you might want to say what you have to offer.....




poise -> RE: slave is needed (8/21/2010 4:24:32 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SaintIntensity
whats the Egyptian equivalent of "Lucky Pierre"?

Foul Mudammas?[:)]




DarkSteven -> RE: slave is needed (8/21/2010 4:25:37 AM)

He can offer pics taken off the Internet.




Rule -> RE: slave is needed (8/21/2010 4:27:29 AM)

What do you need that slave for? How much will you pay her?




poise -> RE: slave is needed (8/21/2010 4:27:43 AM)

...and her very own strap on.




SaintIntensity -> RE: slave is needed (8/21/2010 4:28:22 AM)

I was hoping for something more "E. Wallis Budge"

"sheep between 2 crocodiles" or somesuch

oh well




sirsholly -> RE: slave is needed (8/21/2010 4:31:17 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

He can offer pics taken off the Internet.
ya think we should tell him he misspelled voodoo?




sirsholly -> RE: slave is needed (8/21/2010 4:36:38 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rule

What do you need that slave for?
he wants to build his own pyramid?




Rule -> RE: slave is needed (8/21/2010 4:57:21 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly
quote:

ORIGINAL: Rule
What do you need that slave for?
he wants to build his own pyramid?

[sm=Groaner.gif]

You must be right. You are a genius.

I am so stupid.




myotherself -> RE: slave is needed (8/21/2010 5:00:30 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rule

What do you need that slave for?
he wants to build his own pyramid?



You know what pyramids are used for....? [sm=goodnight.gif]


*hides Ikea shovel*




sirsholly -> RE: slave is needed (8/21/2010 5:24:42 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rule

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly
quote:

ORIGINAL: Rule
What do you need that slave for?
he wants to build his own pyramid?

[sm=Groaner.gif]

You must be right. You are a genius.

I am so stupid.
[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/consoling2.gif[/image]




OohAahMrs -> RE: slave is needed (8/21/2010 5:26:42 AM)

Hope you have a pharaold time! I'm fed up of saying that, hope you don't get any sand up your arse does'nt have quite the same ring!




egyslave2007 -> RE: slave is needed (8/22/2010 11:58:04 AM)

Dear mistress:
I will be very happy to serve you.But this will have to be on part time basis
If you are okay with this please contact me




DarkSteven -> RE: slave is needed (8/22/2010 12:28:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rule

What do you need that slave for?
he wants to build his own pyramid?



As a direct descendant of the previous labor force, I'll let you know that we demand better working conditions and wages than before.

quote:

ORIGINAL: egyslave2007

Dear mistress:
I will be very happy to serve you.But this will have to be on part time basis
If you are okay with this please contact me



Starting off your offer by calling him "Mistress" ain't gonna go over real well. Especially since you're the wrong gender.






SorceressJ -> RE: slave is needed (8/22/2010 12:36:20 PM)

Hey Steven, since you're Jewish (if somehow I've managed to be incorrect about this, please only throw non-kosher tomatoes) and I'm pretty sure I used to be Egyptian, wanna do some past-life regression with me? I'd really like a pyramid in my backyard and I'll throw in cookies and a sun-hat..
[sm=modxiiswatching.gif]




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