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RE: I think --- you can help me, maybe --- I help you - 8/21/2010 5:48:02 PM

Rule

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Opening poster, I have missed your earlier adventures on these boards.

However, I do have various advice for you:

1. Your English is abominable. Stop posting for half a year and during that period read as much books in the English language as you possibly can.

2. Never offer a free service. If you have a worthy service to offer, then stipulate a fee in advance. If you have no worthy service to offer, then learn a trade.

3. In your case, keep the kink life and your professional activities separate.

4. It seems to me that you suffer from what is known as sub frenzy. Calm down. Take stock of yourself. What do you have to offer? What do you want to offer? Learn whatever ability you want to offer.

5. Find two persons to supply what you lack: a dominant woman and someone else with common sense. Take your time.

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RE: I think --- you can help me, maybe --- I help you - 8/21/2010 7:48:16 PM

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Let's just say the last thingie was o fun fun fun. Not much of a chance of him finding a Dominant woman, at least not here, he's alienated a whole bunch. But that's more the language barrier than anything else. Gotta give him points for trying, but he's like the no-see-ums, they buzz all around you and just won't leave you alone.

And no matter how much you swat at the damn tiny things, they just keep coming back....

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RE: I think --- you can help me, maybe --- I help you - 8/21/2010 8:41:22 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

Then you've never had poutine. Yeegads, fries with curds topped with hot dark gravy. YUMMMMY. And no, if it ain't got curds, it ain't poutine, that's just sacrilegious.

Man, I've see poutine on TV but can't imagine how I'd digest it! I think there would be wailing and moaning and groaning and the need for a few books in the bathroom.

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RE: I think --- you can help me, maybe --- I help you - 8/22/2010 6:21:09 AM

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See, when you've grown up French Canadian you're stomach is all set to digest it!!

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RE: I think --- you can help me, maybe --- I help you - 8/22/2010 6:49:56 AM

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I see you got around that pesky rule about not posting your full name, by making your profile your full name.

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RE: I think --- you can help me, maybe --- I help you - 8/22/2010 6:55:02 AM

heartcream

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I didnt see the other posts folks are referring too but this reads like some one put another language into an English translator but then again those things can usually spell. I couldnt read it too many weirdnesses for me, spelling and otherwise.

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RE: I think --- you can help me, maybe --- I help you - 8/22/2010 6:56:19 AM

Rule

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Opening poster, I recommend that you for safety reasons never use your name on the internet. Always use a nick.

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RE: I think --- you can help me, maybe --- I help you - 8/22/2010 7:16:18 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ElectraGlide

HUH, the OP has the same exact thing written in his profile as this post. On his profile he is actively seeking every kind of relationship there is, if cheese fries were on the actively seeking section, he would be wanting them.

I haven't eaten yet. An order of cheese fries and two fried eggs is sounding really good.

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RE: I think --- you can help me, maybe --- I help you - 8/22/2010 11:28:22 AM

tiggerspoohbear

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quote:

I see you got around that pesky rule about not posting your full name, by making your profile your full name.

Rules? He don't need no stinkin rules.

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RE: I think --- you can help me, maybe --- I help you - 8/22/2010 11:39:39 PM

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OK, reading no responses, straight to the OP.

What I percieve is that your first language is Eastern European, possibly Russin or Polish, something like that. I do not mean to infer any criticism. But I see certain errors as well as the general tone of your profile statement that you have copied here. That is fine.

Your picture tells me that you want to present a neat appearance. The way you are in the photo, and the way it is cropped indicates that you don't just want to give up all your information just yet - a careful Man. And there is nothing wrong with that.

I will tell you that CM is simply not that formal. Don't show us the facade with the business suit, get a Tshirt if you want. You are anonymous here and you can let it all hang out, but if you put it in your profile picture they will get around to removing it. You know what I mean. Pornographic pictures do not belong in profiles. But you don't have to be so straight laced and perfect, none of us are.

And I'll tell you what, if you are of Eastern European descent which I suspect, we want your opinion, come to politics and religion. Off topic discusion. You'll find a topic. I know it is a bit incontinutious to respond directly and not read any of the previous responses, but I stated that in the beginning. And it is not against the rules.

All I can say is welcome to the forum. You will find a world here that you never knew existed. People from all walks of life, the rich, the poor, those who want nothing and those who want more. We are kinksters and that is the only commonality. We are diverse as the general population in other respects. Perhaps moreso.

T

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RE: I think --- you can help me, maybe --- I help you - 8/24/2010 1:38:49 AM

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Thank you Katy, I really like your comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: I think --- you can help me, maybe --- I help you - 8/24/2010 1:50:08 AM

andreishaiko

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I see you say that I need to improve my English, I learning by listening audio-books, so give me the links for useful teaching audoibook

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RE: I think --- you can help me, maybe --- I help you - 8/24/2010 1:56:33 AM

andreishaiko

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I do not have any ather chance to find Lady who looking for me as posting all that I post, even though that seems ugly for someone. I am just who Iam. And I am not often you internet

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RE: I think --- you can help me, maybe --- I help you - 8/24/2010 2:05:07 AM

andreishaiko

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Tell me abbreviations as: "OP" & "CM", please.
So you are right --- my native language is Russian
My picture from my passport
And as I am Travel manager --- I not have right to speak about politics & religions. I am COSMOPOLITAN person.
And from believes I love Yoga, becouse Yoga tell to eat healthy food, to slell fresh air, to keep clean mind, to have a good mood, to be friendly for people and so on...

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Male escort, handyman, semen donor, housekeeper, boyfriend, virtual son, travel manager, freelance translator, DIY, marketing researcher…available near London

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RE: I think --- you can help me, maybe --- I help you - 8/24/2010 7:35:33 AM

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What the Fucking Hell?

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