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horny subboyslaveslutswitch - 8/21/2010 8:14:36 PM

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here to serve men and women in any capacity they desire. I run my own housecleaning and escort companion business called kinkyhole cleanings

lemme know people

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RE: horny subboyslaveslutswitch - 8/21/2010 8:20:57 PM

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I desire yo to clean my toilets. I also desire not paying you to do it.

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RE: horny subboyslaveslutswitch - 8/22/2010 5:33:07 AM

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RE: horny subboyslaveslutswitch - 8/22/2010 5:35:45 AM

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I need someone to mow my yard and clean the kittylitter boxes.. get busy ..........

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RE: horny subboyslaveslutswitch - 8/22/2010 5:41:08 AM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I need someone to mow my yard and clean the kittylitter boxes.. get busy ..........

and..

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RE: horny subboyslaveslutswitch - 8/22/2010 6:44:45 AM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I need someone to mow my yard

For God's sake, Greedy, you just MET the guy! You SLUT!!!!

Oh... you meant...

Oops.

< Message edited by DarkSteven -- 8/22/2010 7:11:15 AM >

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RE: horny subboyslaveslutswitch - 8/22/2010 6:46:40 AM

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RE: horny subboyslaveslutswitch - 8/22/2010 6:49:58 AM

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ORIGINAL: mrlnj313

here to serve men and women in any capacity they desire. I run my own housecleaning and escort companion business called kinkyhole cleanings

lemme know people

Read the boards, you will perchance get to know folks : )

Sounds a bit like 'let my people go' too

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RE: horny subboyslaveslutswitch - 8/22/2010 7:00:37 AM

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ORIGINAL: mrlnj313

I run my own housecleaning and escort companion business called kinkyhole cleanings

OP, do you have one of those magnetic signs that you stick on your car as advertisement for your business? Seriously, I can just imagine the looks the neighbors give when you drive up to a home you're about to clean.

Welcome...best of luck with your endeavors!

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RE: horny subboyslaveslutswitch - 8/22/2010 7:05:09 AM

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You want to serve a man? Get busy, work hard, build a big business, make lots of money, send it all to me and as your Master, i might just be pleased!

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RE: horny subboyslaveslutswitch - 8/22/2010 7:49:05 AM

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I always picture escorts as nice looking guys who look great in tuxedos. The bean pole in the picture is just not computing.

To add to my confusion I don't think I could ever hire anyone who worked for a place called kinkyhole cleanings either. The image is just too much a yuck factor.

My suggestion is to change the name of your business. Gain some weight or find a better picture for your profile, preferably with clothing that hides your lack of any muscle.

And enjoy your time here. Good luck.

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RE: horny subboyslaveslutswitch - 8/22/2010 3:30:55 PM

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I need someone to mow my yard

For God's sake, Greedy, you just MET the guy! You SLUT!!!!

Oh... you meant...

Oops.

choking on popcorn freakin HURTS!

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