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-=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- - 8/21/2010 10:49:06 PM   
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RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- - 8/21/2010 11:14:30 PM   
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RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- - 8/22/2010 12:44:53 AM   
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RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- - 8/22/2010 7:26:11 AM   
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RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- - 8/22/2010 7:57:02 AM   
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When I saw the title of the thread, I thought, what a clever euphemism for someone wanting a big cock....

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RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- - 8/22/2010 8:03:50 AM   
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RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- - 8/22/2010 8:05:34 AM   
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RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- - 8/22/2010 12:09:20 PM   
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well, ya know that song about how your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard? I thought pool was just another way of saying pussy.

my bad.

If you thought pool was pussy...  then you opened this thread hoping to find instruction on getting a 12ft cock?

.  .  . I'm thinking that only an uber slut dreams of 12 ft cocks.


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RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- - 8/22/2010 12:11:36 PM   
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RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- - 8/22/2010 12:22:32 PM   
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RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- - 8/22/2010 12:26:22 PM   
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RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- - 8/22/2010 12:40:24 PM   
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I think the better question is why in the world do people live where there are 12 foot alligators?


Because it's much safer than living where they have the 16-footers!


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RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- - 8/22/2010 1:04:04 PM   
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RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- - 8/22/2010 1:05:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		LMAO....

This is similar to when you find a Moose, an Elk, or a Puma in your Yard.........

You call the guys who deal with them. Although the Trapper was the only one qualified to catch the Gator... if it snapped or started going after a person you can bet your ass I'm shooting the son of a bitch... then I'm digging a Pit and getting some fire wood and I'll be eating Gator for a few weeks.

The Trapper wanted to keep the Gator Alive.... I would be wanting to save money on Dinner for a Month.

By the way Gator is actually good.

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RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- - 8/22/2010 2:25:00 PM   
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Maybe she was thinking of 24 six inch cocks?

The slut!!!!!!



Hahaha....no, you are both wrong, I would prefer one size appropriate cock.

Since you are calling me a slut I will leave it to you to figure out what that size might be.

Hint: it would be big enough to make it hurt so good and small enough so I don't die of asphyxia.

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RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- - 8/22/2010 7:37:18 PM   
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Hint: it would be big enough to make it hurt so good and small enough so I don't die of asphyxia.

Just to qualify size . . .  which end would it be when it choked you if it was too big?  I mean, gagging from oral would an entirely different size category as getting gagged during vaginal penetration.  


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RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- - 8/22/2010 7:39:58 PM   
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I guess with asphyxia you could choke to death from a cock in your throat.

I don't think I have ever met anyone who could gag me vaginally!!

On second thought, none of that made any sense, so let's leave it at I like it big but don't want to die choking on a cock, although that would be better than getting hit by a bus.

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RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- - 8/22/2010 7:49:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

and this is why I am SO glad I do NOT live near water....


Just when you thought it was safe.... here is a story in today's New York Times about a baby alligator hiding under a car on Astoria Blvd, Queens, NY.

alligator in NYC




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RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- - 8/22/2010 10:42:09 PM   
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I don't think I have ever met anyone who could gag me vaginally!!

We've obviously never dated. 




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RE: -=How do you catch a 12 ft gator in your pool?=- - 8/23/2010 3:33:14 PM   
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