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ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Don't Piss on the Electric Fence=- (9/27/2010 12:40:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Be VERY careful where you do your public play.  There is a bar that I'm not allowed into any more.

Nuff Said

LMAO




Hotch -> RE: -=Don't Piss on the Electric Fence=- (9/28/2010 9:43:22 AM)

When debating over an expensive pair of boots, never ask your sub to talk you out of them... You'll just end up poorer, but with a nice new pair of boots.




allthatjaz -> RE: -=Don't Piss on the Electric Fence=- (9/28/2010 10:48:28 AM)

Always make your fem sub wait for a pee when driving home from a late night fetish club.

5am I pulled into a layby so that she could go for a pee. She jumped out and scurried into the bushes in little else than a corset and frilly knickers. I hadn't taken a lot of notice of all the other parked cars but when there doors opened and all these men were suddenly rushing in the direction of my subs pee bush, I realized that I had just parked in a dogging spot. [:)]

I would also advise Dommes not to do dungeon sessions in overly high heels.
As a pro Mistress I loved wearing killer heels. I tied a man naked to my torture wall (facing outwards) and very precariously walked over to get a flogger. Every step had to be thought about in these amazing 8 inchers. As I headed back towards him I stumbled forward and landed with my face in his groin [:@]




kiwisub12 -> RE: -=Don't Piss on the Electric Fence=- (9/28/2010 1:32:04 PM)

OK - am i the only one who doesn't know what a dogging spot is, and why men would be there at 5 in the morning?

and my only word of advice is   -  never never never eat pinto beans and cornbread before a play party. Enough said!



even beano couldn't control everything.[:o]




darchChylde -> RE: -=Don't Piss on the Electric Fence=- (9/28/2010 2:11:33 PM)

While i didn't learn this in any embarassing manner (thank the gods) there have been a number of times that i was certain i'd relax (or laugh) too much.

As a submissive or bottom, ALWAYS ask for a bathroom break before a scene and try your best to take care of both natural urges. If for no other reason than for a last minute wash (dungeons can be hot and leather/vinyl/latex can add to it), and get rid of any stored gas. Because you never know when the scene will end and it's good to be reasonably certain that what you're feeling building really is a fart. Also, i've never met a dominantor top who enjoyed getting peed on in public.

Sorry if a little crude.




MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: -=Don't Piss on the Electric Fence=- (9/28/2010 8:33:02 PM)

While I never peed on an electric fence, I have grabbed them on dares.

See I was very young, living on a farm and ... did I mention I was young?  The fence was meant for 1200lb cattle; I fell a bit short of that measure.

Oh, wait, you were talking about a metaphorical electric fence.




allthatjaz -> RE: -=Don't Piss on the Electric Fence=- (9/29/2010 1:23:11 AM)


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ORIGINAL: kiwisub12

OK - am i the only one who doesn't know what a dogging spot is, and why men would be there at 5 in the morning?




Dogging is where men and women go to remote road pull ins and either watch people having sex or join in. Its a secret gang bang thing.




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Don't Piss on the Electric Fence=- (9/29/2010 9:49:33 AM)

Never let a masochist set the water temperature in your shower.     Hot ...  hot ... hot ... ouch.




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