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ShaharThorne -> RE: The Goreans are all fakes! (8/27/2010 7:22:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

They know NOTHING about global warming AT ALL!

How can they claim to be followers of Al Gore!?!?!

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By the Priest Kings...I am trying to catch my breath here...




Daddysredhead -> RE: The Goreans are all fakes! (8/27/2010 7:27:00 AM)

*I think I have peed myself just now... so who will be taking the files to the Court House this morning? Hmmm...*




subwaythru -> RE: The Goreans are all fakes! (8/27/2010 7:34:16 AM)

*duct tape firmly over mouth*




AlwaysLisa -> RE: The Goreans are all fakes! (8/27/2010 7:38:38 AM)

I wanna know whose gonna clean this mess off my keyboard now!?  

Thanks for the morning chuckle Steven :)   Even if it did cause me to spew coffee!

Lisa




favesclava -> RE: The Goreans are all fakes! (8/27/2010 7:43:43 AM)

Dont worry the greenhouse gases are escaping through the hole in the ozone layer.
i jokingly told an anti global warming nut this and he then started to explain the greenhouse effect and ozone layer . so i just laughed some more




Hillwilliam -> RE: The Goreans are all fakes! (8/27/2010 7:55:30 AM)

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ORIGINAL: subwaythru

All right, then, if I have to stick to series answers, I have no idea how much or even whether Goreans have mastered any knowledge of global warming. Aren't they Normans --and that conquest started in 1066, did it not?


I've GOT it.  Didnt the Norman conquest happen during a GASSSSSSSSSSSP Warm period?




Jasmineinbloom -> RE: The Goreans are all fakes! (8/27/2010 7:57:49 AM)

B..but but..while I was messaging him and he asked me to "Take care of this" and pointed to a pole, I thought it was a euphemism for the North Pole!




LadyHibiscus -> RE: The Goreans are all fakes! (8/27/2010 8:25:40 AM)

Thank you, Steven, for a desperately needed SNORK!!!

Virtual cookies for you!




flcouple2009 -> RE: The Goreans are all fakes! (8/27/2010 8:26:55 AM)

I once was a Gorean, then one day Al started asking me about happy endings.




MistressLavinia -> RE: The Goreans are all fakes! (8/27/2010 8:27:24 AM)

Your more then adorable.
The Roman Swede Likes your funnies big time. 




subwaythru -> RE: The Goreans are all fakes! (8/27/2010 8:48:47 AM)

I will un-duct tape my mouth from its ban just briefly to apologize to Hillwilliam for oblique and poor pun material.
Since John Norman wrote the Gor series, I inaccurately gauged the rather hunnish activities of those wacky Goreans to have reached their pinnacle at the time of the, you guessed it, Norman Invasion. Ergo, it followed that this might aid in establishing a timeline for awareness of global warming.
Ehhhh, even I deplore this shoddy new low in my contributions to Random Stupidity.




Hillwilliam -> RE: The Goreans are all fakes! (8/27/2010 8:51:38 AM)

thank you




subwaythru -> RE: The Goreans are all fakes! (8/27/2010 9:39:21 AM)

....afterthought, I have logged back on briefly just to note that I suppose my references are so obscure as to seem nonsensical at times. Therefore, my other entry must have been equally baffling.

("Nader!" he ordered curtly. "O'Neill!")

Explanation: this was a pun on the subject matter, which I assume was based on politician Al Gore and mistaking the term "Gorean" as meaning his followers. Goreans are obsessed with forcing their slaves into all sorts of positions. Among these positions are the "nadu" and of course, good old-fashioned kneeling. In a moment of high-spirited punning, I found it irresistably hilarious to have Gore slinging orders to other politicians in a sort of Top Secret Code, meaning "Nadu!" he ordered curtly. "Kneel!"

Again, I apologize, although I never laid any claim to making funny jokes. My puns may be puerile groaners, but are, nowever, not nonsensical. Thanks for listening.




mnottertail -> RE: The Goreans are all fakes! (8/27/2010 9:40:33 AM)

I got them right off, but you are mistaken on the obsessing part of your post.




subwaythru -> RE: The Goreans are all fakes! (8/27/2010 9:44:48 AM)

Okay, so I love to use highfalutin' rhetoric, too, especially when approaching such a deliciously exaggerated topic.




mnottertail -> RE: The Goreans are all fakes! (8/27/2010 9:47:23 AM)

so your perspective came from the plane of an obtuse angle?




subwaythru -> RE: The Goreans are all fakes! (8/27/2010 9:49:45 AM)

egad....I've been set up!




subwaythru -> RE: The Goreans are all fakes! (8/27/2010 9:54:29 AM)

.....well, as a matter of fact my angles have been noted to be acute ones.

You were asking for that one.





Cherylmazana -> RE: The Goreans are all fakes! (8/27/2010 9:59:44 AM)

I don’t believe in his belief about Global warming.

I had hoped that my fakery wouldn’t be spotted, I am now mortified to be found out like this.

Cheryl




pogo4pres -> RE: The Goreans are all fakes! (8/27/2010 11:32:08 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: subwaythru

....afterthought, I have logged back on briefly just to note that I suppose my references are so obscure as to seem nonsensical at times. Therefore, my other entry must have been equally baffling.

("Nader!" he ordered curtly. "O'Neill!")

Explanation: this was a pun on the subject matter, which I assume was based on politician Al Gore and mistaking the term "Gorean" as meaning his followers. Goreans are obsessed with forcing their slaves into all sorts of positions. Among these positions are the "nadu" and of course, good old-fashioned kneeling. In a moment of high-spirited punning, I found it irresistably hilarious to have Gore slinging orders to other politicians in a sort of Top Secret Code, meaning "Nadu!" he ordered curtly. "Kneel!"

Again, I apologize, although I never laid any claim to making funny jokes. My puns may be puerile groaners, but are, nowever, not nonsensical. Thanks for listening.



subway, are you positive your real name is not "Dennis Miller" as this was his "schtick" for years before he sold out and became a "conservative comic".

I used to love his HBO show because nearly every week he would make at least one reference so obscure that I, Mr Trivia, would need to search the net.



Obscurely,
Some Knucklehead in NJ




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