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Sharpton vs Beck MMA - 8/29/2010 11:51:27 AM   
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Y'all been getting too serious lately and need some silliness so here it is.

We just last night had the MMA vs Boxing farce on pay per view. I'm on record as saying Id pay to see this so here it is, the DREAM card.

Who do you think would win in a winner take all, loser leaves town MMA match


In this cornerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, we have at (holy crap the scales broke) The baddest rabble rouser of em all. Among his accomplishments are livin like a king without working, creating probems where they dont exist and being a preacher without a church. We havvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeee ALLLLLLLLLLLLL (the racist SHARPTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN)


And in this corner.....weighing slightly less but whining about something we cant talk about. Taking his glassies off. Among his accomplishments are. Going from pothead, Jack Daniels swillin AM Dick Jockey to multi gazzilionaire TV evangelist for the Right. We Havvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Glennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (the preacher) Beccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Corner men are Jesse Jackson and Rush Limbaugh. Right doctor is all those dudes that wrote scrips for Rush. Referree is Sarah Palin (unless she gets another book deal then It will be Toby Keith)
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RE: Sharpton vs Beck MMA - 8/29/2010 11:52:43 AM   
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Dammit, Right doctor should be Fight Doctor

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RE: Sharpton vs Beck MMA - 8/29/2010 12:05:56 PM   
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It would be like the old fights on Sanford and Son between Fred and Grady.  Neither of them would want to get their hair mussed.

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RE: Sharpton vs Beck MMA - 8/29/2010 12:22:18 PM   
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Dammit, I forgot something else

Ring girls.


the Dixie chicks

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RE: Sharpton vs Beck MMA - 8/29/2010 12:27:10 PM   
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A claymation version of this would be popular.

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RE: Sharpton vs Beck MMA - 8/29/2010 12:33:26 PM   
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Celebrity death match huh?

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RE: Sharpton vs Beck MMA - 8/29/2010 7:14:32 PM   
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I once heard Al Sharpton say in an interview, he did not like for his wife to touch his "hair".

I think Al Sharpton could knock Glen Beck out in about 3 minutes, after Glen Beck says something about his hair.

Sharpton is older than Beck by at least 10-15 years, but my money is on Al for the knockout and the win!


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RE: Sharpton vs Beck MMA - 8/30/2010 6:17:18 PM   
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Glen Beck drew 300,000 + at that rally. Rev Al would be lucky to get 3000 at one of his..Winner by KO, Glen Beck.

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RE: Sharpton vs Beck MMA - 8/30/2010 6:29:38 PM   
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your response in the other thread said 100,000 were at the rally
are you pumping up or changing numbers until a someone gives you the right figures? or just to make a bad point
BTW Sharpton and Beck? I wouldnt waste my time





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RE: Sharpton vs Beck MMA - 8/30/2010 6:38:18 PM   
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A report from NBC, hardly a bastion of conservatives, reported the number attending the Beck rally at 300,000 +..It was updated information..

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RE: Sharpton vs Beck MMA - 8/30/2010 7:09:03 PM   
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having looked and listened, gawd how boring
the reports go from 89,000(CBS) to a million(Michele Bachman) theres not much room for guesstimation there is there
depending on who you talk to
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RE: Sharpton vs Beck MMA - 8/31/2010 5:00:30 AM   
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Rev Al has lost too much weight. Beck is fucking NUTS......capable of anything. I'd say Beck kills the Rev and then proceeds to devour him to ingest his "powers".

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RE: Sharpton vs Beck MMA - 8/31/2010 11:31:55 AM   
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9y money is on beck, sharpton is full of hot air, he would claim glen only wanted the match cos he is reciest, then he would call out the aclu to sue. all glen would have to do is stand his ground.

and if you saw the pics you would know it was more than 100,000 people there last sat.

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RE: Sharpton vs Beck MMA - 8/31/2010 12:03:05 PM   
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quote:

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A report from NBC, hardly a bastion of conservatives, reported the number attending the Beck rally at 300,000 +..It was updated information..


Let's see, you started out saying 100,000 now you are saying 300,000.

Glenn Beck says 650,000 with a minimum of 500,000:

Glenn Beck Estimates 'Restoring Honor' Rally Attendance at 500000 ...‎ -

But the winner in the "up-the-number contest" is...........give her a big hand folks, Michele Bachmann:

Bachmann Claims Estimate Of 1.6 Million People At Glenn Beck Rally

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RE: Sharpton vs Beck MMA - 8/31/2010 12:05:40 PM   
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quote:

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Glen Beck drew 300,000 + at that rally. Rev Al would be lucky to get 3000 at one of his..Winner by KO, Glen Beck.


I call BULLSHIT the DC PD reported 87,000, now by way of fucking example I WAS AT THE 2008 WORLD SERIES PARADE for the Philadelphia Phillies.  The very first estimates by the MEDIA were in the TWO MILLION PLUS range, the Phila. PD kept quiet on the matter.  16 months later the Philadelphia PD released their estimate of crowd sized based on careful analysis of the aerial photos, they said 1.0 to 1.25 million.  NOW I was there remember I said that back in the first sentence??  From the coverage I saw, and the photos I've seen I'd say the 87,000 was probably within  + - 10% .  


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RE: Sharpton vs Beck MMA - 8/31/2010 12:05:45 PM   
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shades of touted million man teabagger numbers.

and sharpton would go ghetto on his ass, throw him around like a fuckin' rag doll.

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RE: Sharpton vs Beck MMA - 8/31/2010 3:56:32 PM   
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Regarding the crowd estimates. I've been to the memorial there and I'm familiar with the size of the tract. I also like to go to TN home games (I might not like it too damn much this year tho ) I'd say the picture of the crowd based on the aerial shots is VERY similar in size to a home crowd at Neyland Stadium. That would be 100K to 105K. VERY unscientific but..............

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RE: Sharpton vs Beck MMA - 8/31/2010 4:16:31 PM   
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RE: Sharpton vs Beck MMA - 8/31/2010 6:46:48 PM   
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Michele Bachmann said he drew 1.6 million. Even Glenn Beck said he drew 500,000. I heard CBS took pictures with a helicopter and they said it was about 65,000.


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Glen Beck drew 300,000 + at that rally. Rev Al would be lucky to get 3000 at one of his..Winner by KO, Glen Beck.


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RE: Sharpton vs Beck MMA - 9/1/2010 12:45:08 AM   
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quote:

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Michele Bachmann said he drew 1.6 million. Even Glenn Beck said he drew 500,000. I heard CBS took pictures with a helicopter and they said it was about 65,000.


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Glen Beck drew 300,000 + at that rally. Rev Al would be lucky to get 3000 at one of his..Winner by KO, Glen Beck.





OK my final take on this, back in June I went to the opening ceremonies of the NJ summer Special Olympics (My autistic son was competing in softball), the ceremony took place at the football stadium of "The College of New Jersey" (formerly Trenton State) just north of Trenton.  There were about 1500 or so kids from the 21 counties, on the football field.

THEY DID NOT TAKE UP THE WHOLE FOOTBALL FIELD, and they were packed rather a bit tighter than the folks on the mall.  The Park service the Washington PD have been in the crowd estimation game a lot longer than that stupid fucktard Beck, CBS got their 87,000 figure from the Park Service (iirc) so you tell me whom your going to believe??


The blind fucking stupidity of these "beckerheads" is absolutely pathetic.  The nation is doomed.





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