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trying to get in - 8/30/2010 9:36:06 PM

dranoel

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i felt that in me since i was five years old, as i can remember ))))), i traveled around the world but did not find it.....i'm looking for a mistress. recently i found this site, and now "i'm trying to get in", you people, are you real?! somebody give me a sign, please! i'll ad a photo as soon as i manage to find a proper one

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RE: trying to get in - 8/30/2010 10:30:18 PM

DarkSteven

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In the words of Bill Engvall, "Here's your sign."

Your pic looks pretty good for a forty year old man. But you might want to fill out your profile.

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RE: trying to get in - 8/30/2010 10:41:11 PM

smartsub10

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Welcome.

I'm fairly certain that I'm real and somewhat confident that DarkSteven is real . So that's a good start.

As DS said - fill out your profile. That's priority one.

Good luck to you. :)

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RE: trying to get in - 8/30/2010 10:51:12 PM

KyttynTheMynx

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Nope. We are not real. Just a horrible side effect of you playing in the ocean.

The cake is also a lie.
Welcome to the forums!

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RE: trying to get in - 8/30/2010 11:18:43 PM

dranoel

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u're right, i was 39 ))))))))))

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RE: trying to get in - 8/30/2010 11:22:50 PM

dranoel

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what do you mean by "fill out your profile"?!, looks that i am a very begginer )))))

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RE: trying to get in - 8/31/2010 3:17:08 AM

tiggerspoohbear

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Welcome to CM. Filling out your profile takes place on the other side where you made up your nic, it involves giving out some information about yourself so that when people read it they'll have something to go on.

And last time I checked, which was just a few minutes ago, I'm as real as they come, although that might change when I actually wake up fully.

Good luck in your search and don't be in too much of a rush, things don't happen overnight.

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RE: trying to get in - 8/31/2010 4:21:42 AM

DarkSteven

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quote:

ORIGINAL: smartsub10

I'm fairly certain that I'm real and somewhat confident that DarkSteven is real .

I fooled smartsub about my fakeness!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: trying to get in - 8/31/2010 6:38:07 AM

OohAahMrs

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Welcome dranoel, you're looking for a Mistress, no problem, just get your wallet ready and prepare for the rush!

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