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twistedwillow -> RE: umm.. huh? (9/1/2010 8:21:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SubPet715 quote: ORIGINAL: twistedwillow Ohh ohh ohh, I know! I got it! total light bulb moment [sm=alien.gif] USED ... he likes to paddle in pools that have been peed in, or been cummed in, as the case may be! ( Cummed? is that even a word? well it is now)! Maybe he heard it was good for his complexion, and wants his tackle looking fresh and wrinkle free. Cummed...came...went? Wow what is the past tense to cum...now i'm just curious. I think it is came, which then leads to why is come came, and cum came, shouldnt there be a difference in past tense spelling ?

switch2please -> RE: umm.. huh? (9/1/2010 8:27:05 AM)
Veni vidi vici. I came, I saw, I conquered...but not necessarily in that order [:D]

LanceHughes -> RE: umm.. huh? (9/1/2010 8:28:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: twistedwillow We, at Sub Sales - the place to go for all your sub and slave needs, prefer the term pre-loved sluts, rather than used or second hand.[:D] All of our subs and slaves come with a full inspection certificate, with a 30 day money back gurantee, new lube job, and have all been quality tested for your assurance and pleasure. Here at Sub Sales, we won't just sell you a beaten up ol wreck of a slut, but pride ourselves in providing top of the range subs and slaves. Stop in, and check out our current stock, they are going fast! Smilin' Willow from Sub Sales Sounds wonderful. I'm looking for an "odd" model. I hope you have one, 'cause I've looked all over. Maybe I'm a little picky, but I don't think so. I need a male version of ... oh, let's see.... probably a 1965 to 1975. If you have a "black Irish" one, that'd be great. If not, I'd also be interested in a model with red/orange trim. Either color; not too large.....I like to be able to see the top of it as I walk around it. It's the detailing I'm most interested in and whether the previous owner kept it running smooth. When I turn the key, I want it to "jump to life." I like the fact that you've given all your stock a lube job. That's very helpful, y'know? Please contact me on the other side if you have anything that you think I might like. Pictures are helpful in making my decision, of course. Price? Well, getting it to Denver might be a problem unless you can deliver. I will not pay for it to get here and then find out it won't work for me. Regards, Lance ETA: quote: ORIGINAL: twistedwillow quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself I'm assuming a full body wax and detail would be part of the deal? [:D] It is indeed, no second rate hack company here ... although our subs and slaves may be pre loved, they still have many miles left, and I like to have them looking lovely and shiny for their potential new owners... GOOD! And the age I asked for is not too important. As I said, "well-run" is.

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: umm.. huh? (9/1/2010 8:29:06 AM)
I do have these random ummm..huh? moments, when reading profiles. My most recent one was when I read that a particular domlidude was "an expert in email hypnosis." Is it actually possible to hypnotise someone through an email? If he can hypnotise email, I think that might come in handy. I could plant subliminal messages into my email! Although, I guess hackers already call those viruses. In a way, I kind of like the word used. It has a 'lived in' connotation to me. Like that favorite pair of jeans, or warm fluffy, but well worn blanket. I don't mind it in a relationship sense either. I guess it is just all in how you perceive the word, and how you use it.[;)]

twistedwillow -> RE: umm.. huh? (9/1/2010 8:36:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes quote: ORIGINAL: twistedwillow We, at Sub Sales - the place to go for all your sub and slave needs, prefer the term pre-loved sluts, rather than used or second hand.[:D] All of our subs and slaves come with a full inspection certificate, with a 30 day money back gurantee, new lube job, and have all been quality tested for your assurance and pleasure. Here at Sub Sales, we won't just sell you a beaten up ol wreck of a slut, but pride ourselves in providing top of the range subs and slaves. Stop in, and check out our current stock, they are going fast! Smilin' Willow from Sub Sales Sounds wonderful. I'm looking for an "odd" model. I hope you have one, 'cause I've looked all over. Maybe I'm a little picky, but I don't think so. I need a male version of ... oh, let's see.... probably a 1965 to 1975. If you have a "black Irish" one, that'd be great. If not, I'd also be interested in a model with red/orange trim. Either color; not too large.....I like to be able to see the top of it. It's the detailing I'm most interested in and whether the previous owner kept it running smooth. When I turn the key, I want it to "jump to life." I like the fact that you've given all your stock a lube job. That's very helpful, y'know? Please contact me on the other side if you have anything that you think I might like. Pictures are helpful in making my decision, of course. Price? Well, getting it to Denver might be a problem unless you can deliver. I will not pay for it to get here and then find out it won't work for me. Regards, Lance I have just what you are looking for Lance, newly arrived last week and only just put out in the sub yard. A beautiful little model if I do say so myself, he came up a treat with a bit of spit and polish. However, I regret to say that we do not sell our pre loved sluts online, but feel free to drop in and take one for a test ride. I know that you will not be disappointed. Price is negotiable, and we take trade ins. Smilin' Willow from Sub Sales

VaguelyCurious -> RE: umm.. huh? (9/1/2010 8:38:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: flcouple2009 what is exactly so funny about this statement? Because it's incongruous-normally you wouldn't refer to a person as used like you would a car, for example. The humour comes from putting a noun with an adjective you wouldn't expect-it's the contrast, the way they don't quite fit together. If you don't find it funny that's fine, but obviously several other people do-we don't all share the same sense of humour.

LanceHughes -> RE: umm.. huh? (9/1/2010 8:41:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: twistedwillow I have just what you are looking for Lance, newly arrived last week and only just put out in the sub yard. A beautiful little model if I do say so myself, he came up a treat with a bit of spit and polish. However, I regret to say that we do not sell our pre loved sluts online, but feel free to drop in and take one for a test ride. I know that you will not be disappointed. Price is negotiable, and we take trade ins. Smilin' Willow from Sub Sales Asks: "could I get an on-line pic, please?" /checks passport - yep, valid/ /buys ticket to SW Vic, Australia/ /ducks MOD-slap for being off-topic/

twistedwillow -> RE: umm.. huh? (9/1/2010 8:48:37 AM)
For your perusal and approval, one black irish coming up. Look at that sweet innocent face, only been used a handful of times. I am sure this little beauty will meet your requirements. [image]local://upfiles/358195/7DB9C77BAFB448F585DAC539B3E9C23F.jpg[/image]

SubPet715 -> RE: umm.. huh? (9/1/2010 8:55:14 AM)
I recall central park at fall...how you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess...

Twoshoes -> RE: umm.. huh? (9/1/2010 9:29:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious The humour comes from putting a noun with an adjective you wouldn't expect-it's the contrast, the way they don't quite fit together. Contrast tickles my mind in funny ways with its sneakiness! Contrast - the source of all things beautiful, amazing and terrible. Contrast - perhaps, simply ... divine. Erm... Backs away slowly. Stay away from my philosophical triggers. And no one mention quintessence!

tazzygirl -> RE: umm.. huh? (9/1/2010 9:50:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: flcouple2009 I don't know, you tell me? Since I've seen pictures around here of people with bowling pins up there ass, worthless pig written across their tits while wearing a pig nose, people begging to be turned into pets, people stating how much they want to be used and degraded, what is exactly so funny about this statement? So what he typed used instead of experienced. He needs to explain why to people on this forum? Not angry or anywhere near it. Just wondering what is wrong with some of you people. First, i never once asked him to explain himself on this thread. I did mail him asking what he meant by that, he never replied... as is his right not to do so. I thought the wording bizarre in a humurous sort of way. Its obviously not to your tastes. But i wont appologize for posting about it. Its in this section for a reason. As far as people wanting to be used, sexually, i agree. I asked what the term used could mean outside a sexual context. Keep in mind, never once did i post his exact wording of the phrase. [;)] ETA In keeping with the use part of your comment, think a new slave cant have cum dripping from between her thighs as well? Does that still make her new? New implies never used. Unless one is a virgin, i dont see how that fits.

Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: umm.. huh? (9/1/2010 6:01:22 PM)
You'd have to ask them, but out side of that, a used slave could mean he's not new, and is broken in, or he, or she is used very regularly, for non sexual things. Who knows. At least the cat got something out of it however lol. quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl I ran across this on a profile... no names... not even a quote... but it made me pause, scratch lilly (the cat) and wonder. I understand what the phrase... new slave... could be. WTH is a used slave? (outside of the sexual context!)

DesertSuperRat -> RE: umm.. huh? (9/1/2010 9:08:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven "Experienced" sounds better. I prefer "Certified Pre-owned".

SubPet715 -> RE: umm.. huh? (9/1/2010 9:12:14 PM)
At Crazy Raheems twice used virgin outlet I found a woman who was half off because her dom only used her on sundays.

LanceHughes -> RE: umm.. huh? (9/2/2010 6:26:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: twistedwillow For your perusal and approval, one black irish coming up. Look at that sweet innocent face, only been used a handful of times. I am sure this little beauty will meet your requirements. [image]local://upfiles/358195/7DB9C77BAFB448F585DAC539B3E9C23F.jpg[/image] Would you be so kind as to pick me up at the airport? I arrive Sunday the 5th with a sack-o-cash for the express purpose of paying for and transporting the pictured make and model. And that reminds me.... are the custom documents in order? Sorry, "Smilin' Willow from Sub Sales." Based on your performance to date, I know the answer, but I just had to ask. My expectations have been raised so high that I'd hate to be disappointed at the last moment. On the other hand, if there's a waiting period while the documents are drawn up, well maybe I can ...... aquaint myself with the special features of this purchase. Would that be considered part of your generous "30-day return for full refund, no questions asked" policy? I'd like to publically thank you for the very reasonable price we were able to negotiate in private. Seems almost to good to be true..... Well, let me know if Sub Sales can send a driver to get me. I hope that xhe can then take me to meet you in person on the way to my Hotel. In any instance, I must go get packed..... for the last time, I hope. That will be one of Duke's first training lessons. He will learn how I like my packing done so that he can do it from here on out. C'ya soon Lance Hughes P.S. My middle initial is B. That way, the title and transfer and custom papers, etc. can be drawn legally..... Lance B. Huge

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