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ORIGINAL: SubPet715

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ORIGINAL: twistedwillow

Ohh ohh ohh, I know! I got it! total light bulb moment

USED ... he likes to paddle in pools that have been peed in, or been cummed in, as the case may be! ( Cummed? is that even a word? well it is now)!
Maybe he heard it was good for his complexion, and wants his tackle looking fresh and wrinkle free.

Cummed...came...went?

Wow what is the past tense to cum...now i'm just curious.

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ORIGINAL: twistedwillow

We, at Sub Sales - the place to go for all your sub and slave needs, prefer the term pre-loved sluts, rather than used or second hand.
All of our subs and slaves come with a full inspection certificate, with a 30 day money back gurantee, new lube job, and have all been quality tested for your assurance and pleasure.
Here at Sub Sales, we won't just sell you a beaten up ol wreck of a slut, but pride ourselves in providing top of the range subs and slaves.
Stop in, and check out our current stock, they are going fast!

Smilin' Willow from Sub Sales

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ORIGINAL: twistedwillow

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ORIGINAL: myotherself
I'm assuming a full body wax and detail would be part of the deal?

It is indeed, no second rate hack company here ... although our subs and slaves may be pre loved, they still have many miles left, and I like to have them looking lovely and shiny for their potential new owners...

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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

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ORIGINAL: twistedwillow

We, at Sub Sales - the place to go for all your sub and slave needs, prefer the term pre-loved sluts, rather than used or second hand.
All of our subs and slaves come with a full inspection certificate, with a 30 day money back gurantee, new lube job, and have all been quality tested for your assurance and pleasure.
Here at Sub Sales, we won't just sell you a beaten up ol wreck of a slut, but pride ourselves in providing top of the range subs and slaves.
Stop in, and check out our current stock, they are going fast!

Smilin' Willow from Sub Sales

Sounds wonderful.  I'm looking for an "odd" model.  I hope you have one, 'cause I've looked all over.

Maybe I'm a little picky, but I don't think so.  I need a male version of ... oh, let's see.... probably a 1965 to 1975.   If you have a "black Irish" one, that'd be great.  If not, I'd also be interested in a model with red/orange trim. Either color; not too large.....I like to be able to see the top of it.

It's the detailing I'm most interested in and whether the previous owner kept it running smooth.  When I turn the key, I want it to "jump to life."

I like the fact that you've given all your stock a lube job.  That's very helpful, y'know? 

Please contact me on the other side if you have anything that you think I might like.  Pictures are helpful in making my decision, of course.  Price?  Well, getting it to Denver might be a problem unless you can deliver.  I will not pay for it to get here and then find out it won't work for me.

Regards, Lance

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ORIGINAL: flcouple2009

what is exactly so funny about this statement?

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ORIGINAL: twistedwillow
I have just what you are looking for Lance, newly arrived last week and only just put out in the sub yard.
A beautiful little model if I do say so myself, he came up a treat with a bit of spit and polish.

However, I regret to say that we do not sell our pre loved sluts online, but feel free to drop in and take one for a test ride. I know that you will not be disappointed.
Price is negotiable, and we take trade ins.

Smilin' Willow from Sub Sales

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

The humour comes from putting a noun with an adjective you wouldn't expect-it's the contrast, the way they don't quite fit together.

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ORIGINAL: flcouple2009

I don't know, you tell me?

Since I've seen pictures around here of people with bowling pins up there ass, worthless pig written across their tits while wearing a pig nose, people begging to be turned into pets, people stating how much they want to be used and degraded, what is exactly so funny about this statement?

So what he typed used instead of experienced.  He needs to explain why to people on this forum?

Not angry or anywhere near it.  Just wondering what is wrong with some of you people.

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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

I ran across this on a profile... no names... not even a quote... but it made me pause, scratch lilly (the cat) and wonder.

I understand what the phrase... new slave... could be.

WTH is a used slave? (outside of the sexual context!)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

"Experienced" sounds better.

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ORIGINAL: twistedwillow

For your perusal and approval, one black irish coming up.
Look at that sweet innocent face, only been used a handful of times.

I am sure this little beauty will meet your requirements.