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Twoshoes -> RE: Negative experience (8/31/2010 7:28:30 PM)


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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

Hey BK, how's about you take off that bra and shove a dildo up your arse and then thank me? Show 'em how it's done! [8D]


I'm 97% sure that is not kosher.




SubPet715 -> RE: Negative experience (8/31/2010 7:28:42 PM)

The thought of anything more than 3 syllable words got your mind in a bind op?

Your profile smacks of indecisiveness and illiteracy, they have a spell check for a reason.

Cause I mean, I dunno, maybe like sometimes you I dunno maybe wanna go try to do I don't know...your profile has no direction other than "I want to see a woman"

For a dominant you sure don't know what you want, let alone what someone else can be looking for as a submissive.

If that sounded harsh be a big boy and prove me wrong.




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Negative experience (8/31/2010 7:30:07 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Twoshoes

I'm 97% sure that is not kosher.


Only 97%? I'm disappointed. I must be losing my touch [8D]




Wolf2Bear -> RE: Negative experience (8/31/2010 7:31:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jaran

There's little difference in what you call "submissive women" and ordinary women. I'll give you a true definition of what a submissive woman is.

When i tell her to remove her bra and shove a dildo up her ass, she removes her bra and shoves a dildo up her ass. And she says "thank you master".

Now that's submissive. Mind games certainly are not.




And what the hell makes you such an expert?




Twoshoes -> RE: Negative experience (8/31/2010 7:37:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious
Only 97%? I'm disappointed. I must be losing my touch [8D]


Feel free to try again, I guess. I must have been measuring it wrong.




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Negative experience (8/31/2010 7:39:15 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Twoshoes

Feel free to try again, I guess. I must have been measuring it wrong.

I told him to *take his bra off*. How much more ridiculous can I *be*?!?




DarkSteven -> RE: Negative experience (8/31/2010 7:41:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jaran

There's little difference in what you call "submissive women" and ordinary women. I'll give you a true definition of what a submissive woman is.

When i tell her to remove her bra and shove a dildo up her ass, she removes her bra and shoves a dildo up her ass. And she says "thank you master".

Now that's submissive. Mind games certainly are not.



Jaran, thank you for favoring me with your definitions.  Since I only have about eight years of experience in the lifestyle, I know that there is still lots for me to learn.  Some of the people here have thirty years or more.

Oh, and how much experience did you say you have? And is any of that real life, or is it all cam girls and phone sex?




Twoshoes -> RE: Negative experience (8/31/2010 7:47:03 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious


quote:

ORIGINAL: Twoshoes

Feel free to try again, I guess. I must have been measuring it wrong.

I told him to *take his bra off*. How much more ridiculous can I *be*?!?


That's exactly what I'm trying to establish here...

On second thought, I don't even want to know how much more ridiculous you can be. I'll just assume it's ~3x more than anything I can think of.




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Negative experience (8/31/2010 7:50:41 PM)

It's 3.50am here.

Ask me tomorrow, and I'm sure I'll come up with something.




SorceressJ -> RE: Negative experience (8/31/2010 7:54:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: peppermint

I am so happy you know what a real submissive is.

I know what a real Master is. He is someone who realizes he can not order any submissive around because she is not HIS submissive. A real Master would never ask for sexual favors from a submissive he does not own because he realizes it takes time to develop a relationship. A real Master would realize it also takes time and his being honorable to gain a submissive's trust.

Let's face it...you can say you are a Master, however this is the internet. No one is going to believe you for one minute until you act like a Master instead of a spoiled little horny net geek. Spoiled horny net geeks are NOT Masters. They are cam jerks.

Here is my copy and pasted message for horny net geek cam jerks:

Take a shower, use some deodorant...some day you might be close enough to a real woman to have an encounter that does not require the use of your poor sore hand and a cam.


THIS!

quote:

(from Poise)
I think I love you Jaran! You are the first real master that knows that sticking a dildo up my ass for a stranger
would be more enjoyable for me if I also removed my bra. Thank you for restoring my faith in Domlymankind.
As a token of my gratitude and everlasting submission to you, please enjoy this video I prepared just for you.
I hope once you view it that you will find me worthy of further exchange.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOmZf_oLb_A

< Message edited by poise -- 8/31/2010 6:07:00 PM >


*FDHOTFLMFAO* (fell down hard on the floor laughing my fucking ass off BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)




sexyred1 -> RE: Negative experience (8/31/2010 8:05:49 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Jaran

I find the girls here to be a huge turn off. They pretend to be subs, but then redefine "submissive" to be something complicated that ends up being them playing psychological games with men. As a real master, i find it extremely offensive. A submissive girl thrives to please men in general and that means on web cam as well. When you merely ask to cam with a submissive girl, she should be glad to open the cam and do what you ask of her, sexually. Thing is, NONE of these "fake subs" actually put out. You have to talk, talk, talk, talk and play their game and MAYBE eventually they might put out... but then... are they truly subs? Or just pretending, and deep down ruling a relationship that they personally defined? Gotta wonder about these so called "doms" that deal with girls that never put out. Heck, i was writing this in the video room and got BANNED for it... prolly by so-called "masters". The impotent kind, prolly.

Then i told the "fake subs" that yeah, i did want to cam for sex and that i was horny tonight. I was told to go visit porn cams. The whole point of having sub girls is to cam for free, just to please the man and obey him.

They even had the guts to tell me that this place was not for sex. I mean, duh? This IS for sex.

Or i thought.

Because in the end, it's a place to talk endlessly with a computer, to digital people, and to girls that don't put out and generally never intend to, unless you play their game of "romance" of whatever that is. What a TURN OFF.

And when i say cam, i also mean phone and all and not necessarily sex but at least contact with real people.

This is REALLY not a place for real masters. Whatever calls themselves "masters"... i'd rather not define.




Oh this place is a total laugh riot...:)

Jaran: I think I can help you. I just realized what the problem is after reading your profile.

You got yourself a bit confused there sparky, you are submissive and you are sad there are no real Masters to take you in hand. I know, there, there.

But the good thing is that you now know what to do: go to every online chat room and offer to show yourself on cam. Make sure you are wearing a pretty little bra and that you have plenty of lube.

You will need it because you are going to be shoving big dildoes up your ass after removing your bra.

This thread was a cry for help; and there are many people here to help right the wrong of your profile and this thread.

So please, turn your negative experience into a positive one and get thee to a cam, stat boy!




Myles -> RE: Negative experience (8/31/2010 8:06:43 PM)

Jaran shhhhh dude dont dare mention fakes on here youll be chastized many times over




sexyred1 -> RE: Negative experience (8/31/2010 8:11:08 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Myles

Jaran shhhhh dude dont dare mention fakes on here youll be chastized many times over


Pfffft, please dude, even YOU cannot be serious defending such douchebaggery. Read his profile and get a clue, 'k?

I have never seen anyone hold a grudge like you dude, it is awe inspiring, truly.




Myles -> RE: Negative experience (8/31/2010 8:13:37 PM)

hmmmmmmm lets see nah aint worth it




poise -> RE: Negative experience (8/31/2010 8:14:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: poise
Im so sorry TwoShoes. I hope this picture reflects what was missing in the video.

Excellent, now I can picture this.
Wait a second... he's curled up into a ball, his feet are wrapped together and his toes seem to be curling. Is this some sort of submissive troll?
Or maybe he's just scared! (It wasn't me.)

Whats even scarier is....he doesnt type with his hands.[:'(]




Myles -> RE: Negative experience (8/31/2010 8:18:13 PM)

Poise Iliked the Troll vid though had to sing along a few bars




sexyred1 -> RE: Negative experience (8/31/2010 8:24:51 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Myles

hmmmmmmm lets see nah aint worth it


Yes, I am sure it would not be worth it, on any level. :)




lizi -> RE: Negative experience (8/31/2010 8:25:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jaran

I find the girls here to be a huge turn off. They pretend to be subs, but then redefine "submissive" to be something complicated that ends up being them playing psychological games with men. As a real master, i find it extremely offensive. A submissive girl thrives to please men in general and that means on web cam as well. When you merely ask to cam with a submissive girl, she should be glad to open the cam and do what you ask of her, sexually. Thing is, NONE of these "fake subs" actually put out. You have to talk, talk, talk, talk and play their game and MAYBE eventually they might put out... but then... are they truly subs? Or just pretending, and deep down ruling a relationship that they personally defined? Gotta wonder about these so called "doms" that deal with girls that never put out. Heck, i was writing this in the video room and got BANNED for it... prolly by so-called "masters". The impotent kind, prolly.

Then i told the "fake subs" that yeah, i did want to cam for sex and that i was horny tonight. I was told to go visit porn cams. The whole point of having sub girls is to cam for free, just to please the man and obey him.

They even had the guts to tell me that this place was not for sex. I mean, duh? This IS for sex.

Or i thought.

Because in the end, it's a place to talk endlessly with a computer, to digital people, and to girls that don't put out and generally never intend to, unless you play their game of "romance" of whatever that is. What a TURN OFF.

And when i say cam, i also mean phone and all and not necessarily sex but at least contact with real people.

This is REALLY not a place for real masters. Whatever calls themselves "masters"... i'd rather not define.




Awwwww...the poor little 'real master' got his feelings hurt because no one will play with him. It's a tough world out there for socially backward people with entitlement issues.




sexyred1 -> RE: Negative experience (8/31/2010 8:27:24 PM)

I am just curious if there will ever again be any intelligent threads to comment upon.

The rash of negative whiny dudes really needs to stop.

I am bored as hell with these babies, jeez.

I almost miss the old sub vs. slave threads....




smartsub10 -> RE: Negative experience (8/31/2010 8:35:06 PM)

I hear ya, Red.




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