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Why are fat bitches so angry?

People say I'm a little piggy and I must wee all the way home!

6% (3)

I found out pigs really can't fly!

4% (2)

Kripsy Kreme closed up shop locally.

20% (10)

My Master makes me squeal like a pig and it's not funny.

4% (2)

Everytime I hear "Bringing home the bacon" it reminds me of my ass.

10% (5)

I can't get a man to hug me like I need..All the way around

2% (1)

They gotta pay if they wan a Talon-job

2% (1)

Icarys is gonna get hate mail!

51% (25)

Total Votes : 49

(last vote on : 1/19/2011 2:55:25 AM)
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RE: Why are fat bitches so angry? - 8/31/2010 7:33:11 PM

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I think we need a poll about skinny angry guys.

Or ill-endowed angry guys.

Or angry guys with verrrrry short arms and internal genitals.

(oops, where's my RPG launcher?! There's a raptor arriving at a rate of knots!)

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RE: Why are fat bitches so angry? - 8/31/2010 7:33:45 PM

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Laugh. It confuses people.

P.S. don't give anyone the satisfaction of knowing they bother you. This is the main ingredient on my can of Asshole-Repellent and Troll-Be-Gone, along with a good percentage of "ignorex3".

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RE: Why are fat bitches so angry? - 8/31/2010 7:39:08 PM

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

I think we need a poll about skinny angry guys.

Or ill-endowed angry guys.

Or angry guys with verrrrry short arms and internal genitals. (oops, where's my RPG launcher?! There's a raptor arriving at a rate of knots!)

Actually, I think we need less polls.
I obviously need to learn how to be a better judge of character.

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RE: Why are fat bitches so angry? - 8/31/2010 7:41:17 PM

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I have internal genitals, and I am not a raptor-demigod. Yet..

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RE: Why are fat bitches so angry? - 8/31/2010 7:50:58 PM

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

I think we need a poll about skinny angry guys.

Or ill-endowed angry guys.

Or angry guys with verrrrry short arms and internal genitals. (oops, where's my RPG launcher?! There's a raptor arriving at a rate of knots!)

Pffft, if you think grenades can stop me, then you have less sense than the powerpuff girl in your avatar.

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RE: Why are fat bitches so angry? - 8/31/2010 7:51:22 PM

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So...when will you be one????????

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RE: Why are fat bitches so angry? - 8/31/2010 7:59:26 PM

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So...when will you be one????????

Hmm.. I'm thinking that I need to evolve some first, although I really haven't made up my mind about the green scaliness part.. geez, yanno I'm wondering if it wouldn't be more fun to be crucifed on a St. Andrew's cross, go to sleep it off in a nice cozy cave for three days, and then come out all glowy and cool-looking, talk to some nice ppl who will have clean clothes and hot coffee waiting, and then ascend..

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RE: Why are fat bitches so angry? - 8/31/2010 8:00:49 PM

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I may be able to arrange that muhahahahaha

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RE: Why are fat bitches so angry? - 8/31/2010 8:01:16 PM

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I'm a fat bitch, and Daddy loves me this way. AND I'm not angry. I have no reason to be. I'm just a little disgusted at judgmental people.

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RE: Why are fat bitches so angry? - 8/31/2010 8:03:30 PM

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RE: Why are fat bitches so angry? - 8/31/2010 8:18:37 PM

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Btw, this was in the random stupidity area so I took it as a joke and was amused. I chose the last choice as none of the others fit, and I'll bet Icarys gets lots of mail over this, lol. Not from me though.

I'm a fat chick but not a bitch and not angry. (If I am poked with a stick I get silent and might be amusing myself mulling over thoughts of castration and penile fractures.)

At the moment I'm on Atkins diet because my favorite black jeans are too tight and they are my favorite ones to wear while topping someone. Even after I fit back into them without belly sticking over the top, I will still be a fat chick.

I cracked up laughing over #2, the pigs can't fly, because I have been playing a new Pokemon RPG game through the WII...and this adorable MooCow caught my eye.

Planned on using it as an avatar...a cow with big beautiful wings

(I was born under Taurus, so it was more apt than a flying pig.)

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RE: Why are fat bitches so angry? - 8/31/2010 8:19:16 PM

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from a pig who has lost 40 pounds.... so far... recently for various reasons.....mostly to become less of a target of random polls like this one.....

i was shocked that the stupid (fixed)clever icarys has gone down this path

like holly said i hate to see how this ends

icarys.....dayum man who crapped in your cornflakes?

Someone craps in his cornflakes on a daily basis and that pisses him off. Hence, polls like this.

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RE: Why are fat bitches so angry? - 8/31/2010 8:47:04 PM

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Why are fat bitches so angry?

Because we're tired of little pipsqueaks using our boxes of Krispy Kremes as booster seats so they can reach their keyboards.

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RE: Why are fat bitches so angry? - 8/31/2010 9:20:18 PM

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I think we need a poll about skinny angry guys.

Or ill-endowed angry guys.

Or angry guys with verrrrry short arms and internal genitals. (oops, where's my RPG launcher?! There's a raptor arriving at a rate of knots!)

Hey hey, easy there I am one of the "teeny weenie" brigade and I ain't angry. I've learned to "compensate". Seriously we men get hung up about "size from watching fucking porn and then we feel inadequate. FYI to my fellow men, something like 90 to 95% of all human males fall in a specific range, which I happen to forget, and am too lazy to go look up, I just remember the percentage.

I kid about the size thing, I once had a "professional woman" inform me I was perfectly normal. She did say I was on the "thick" (IIRC) side, but I could be wrong.

Egotistically,
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RE: Why are fat bitches so angry? - 8/31/2010 9:40:30 PM

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quote:

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quote:

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I think we need a poll about skinny angry guys.

Or ill-endowed angry guys.

Or angry guys with verrrrry short arms and internal genitals. (oops, where's my RPG launcher?! There's a raptor arriving at a rate of knots!)

Pffft, if you think grenades can stop me, then you have less sense than the powerpuff girl in your avatar.

I do have a stash of tactical nuclear molestication bombs. I'll just leave out the molestication goo. Raptor toast!

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RE: Why are fat bitches so angry? - 8/31/2010 9:42:52 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: thornhappy
I think we need a poll about skinny angry guys.

Or ill-endowed angry guys.

Or angry guys with verrrrry short arms and internal genitals. (oops, where's my RPG launcher?! There's a raptor arriving at a rate of knots!)

Hey hey, easy there I am one of the "teeny weenie" brigade and I ain't angry. I've learned to "compensate". Seriously we men get hung up about "size from watching fucking porn and then we feel inadequate. FYI to my fellow men, something like 90 to 95% of all human males fall in a specific range, which I happen to forget, and am too lazy to go look up, I just remember the percentage.

I kid about the size thing, I once had a "professional woman" inform me I was perfectly normal. She did say I was on the "thick" (IIRC) side, but I could be wrong.

Egotistically,
Some Knucklehead in NJ

Heh. Thick goes a long way (pun intended!) There's also the "grower not a shower" brigade who are quite sneaky!

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RE: Why are fat bitches so angry? - 8/31/2010 10:34:45 PM

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I think we need a poll about skinny angry guys.

Or ill-endowed angry guys.

Or angry guys with verrrrry short arms and internal genitals. (oops, where's my RPG launcher?! There's a raptor arriving at a rate of knots!)

Pffft, if you think grenades can stop me, then you have less sense than the powerpuff girl in your avatar.

I do have a stash of tactical nuclear molestication bombs. I'll just leave out the molestication goo. Raptor toast!

If you're going to expose someone to radiation, the least you could do is molesticate them.

Kids these days... they got no class.

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RE: Why are fat bitches so angry? - 8/31/2010 11:01:24 PM

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Geez. I guess a gal misses some things when keeping her play commitments. Was there something behind this or just a random shot in the dark?

I voted for the last option (hate mail) though it would surprise Me if somebody would take the time to type it up. I guess the OP will have to reveal if that's correct or not.

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RE: Why are fat bitches so angry? - 8/31/2010 11:07:27 PM

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