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TheHeretic -> RE: A question the conservatives might have fun with! (9/3/2010 9:14:41 PM)
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To: Undisclosed recipients
From:Bilderberg1
Subject: Operation Milhous progress report - Stategeric
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The primary goal of all conservatives, picking on people who don't look like us, moves along unabated.
The Bush I AIDS program, introducing a genetically engineered virus into undesirable domestic groups and social deviants, is in it's final phase, with only really stupid and very unlucky people defining the new cases domestically. In Africa, it remains an important component of the pre-invasion population reduction matrix.
Within the inner-cities, chaos steadily deepens. Giving liberals their head with social engineering on a "welfare" model, and again, with school programs, continues to prove itself tactically brilliant on the part of the Holy Nixon. The traditional nuclear family is mostly non-existent, and the dropout rate is exceeded only by the uselessness of the education for those who finish and try to move on. The unprecedented success of the War on Drugs operation continues, keeping an insanely high number of minorities, especially them damn darkies, either as raw material for the prison job program, or in a state of probation, where they can be disappeared legally at any time.
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The Jesus Alternative: In accordance with the Compact of '79, the Conservatory continues to seek opportunities to force the prophecies of the Christian New Testament book of Revalation. Since it serves our longterm goal of total control of the Middle East, it works out nicely. In the unlikely event that this hokum proves true, members are encouraged to memorize the bible verse an agent of group 666 is always holding up at football games. If the shit hits the fan in biblical ways, recite, recite, recite, and believe!
Please note; the scheduled Symposium, "If he fucks up badly enough: an analysis of harm reduction for a Palin '12 victory" has been moved from the theater to the stadium. Theater seating will remain available for closed circuit broadcast, as well as the cafeteria, and gyms 3 and 4.
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