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NakedSenses -> Just a simple introduction... (9/2/2010 7:54:21 AM)
I know I have some friends on here from other sites, so hello to you all! At least one of you has found me. (Thank you very much) I'm a single male who is over fifty so I don't advertise. Please read my profile if you're interested. *Have a great day.* I have this "vanilla ice cream cone" over my head! I don't know how that got there ... my profile says "Dominant"

Twoshoes -> RE: Just a simple introduction... (9/2/2010 8:17:18 AM)
Hi, The cone goes away if you make more posts.

NakedSenses -> RE: Just a simple introduction... (9/2/2010 9:37:51 AM)
Thank you, Twoshoes! Unfortunately, that could be a while. I hope the ice cream doesn't drip onto my head in the photo...

poise -> RE: Just a simple introduction... (9/2/2010 1:46:14 PM)
You can always give the icecream cone to me! Welcome to CM.

NakedSenses -> RE: Just a simple introduction... (9/2/2010 4:18:17 PM)
Why thank you very much, Ms. Poise, for such a kind welcome! If you let me tie you up I'll feed the ice cream cone to you: one lick at a time. I take some measure of pride in my skills as a "scene negotiator".

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Just a simple introduction... (9/2/2010 5:01:16 PM)
Just a simple [sm=welcome.gif]

NakedSenses -> RE: Just a simple introduction... (9/2/2010 5:26:38 PM)
Why thank you very much, Ms. Tiggerspoohbear (lovely name, btw)!

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Just a simple introduction... (9/2/2010 5:52:29 PM)
Thank you very much. I am Tigger's Pooh Bear, hence the nic. [:)]

poise -> RE: Just a simple introduction... (9/2/2010 6:14:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NakedSenses Why thank you very much, Ms. Poise, for such a kind welcome! If you let me tie you up I'll feed the ice cream cone to you: one lick at a time. I take some measure of pride in my skills as a "scene negotiator". Negotiation being the key word. Whats in it for me?

NakedSenses -> RE: Just a simple introduction... (9/2/2010 6:30:22 PM)
*You'd get hand-fed the ice cream cone ... and I take my ice cream seriously!** I assure you I'd do all that I could to make it as sensual, and delicious, as possible. But then again, it's just an ice cream cone, and some brief restraint. Personally, I had someone very special "hand-feed" me. She wasn't a domme, she was a behavioral scientist. She trained me to be "The Perfect Boyfriend"*.

poise -> RE: Just a simple introduction... (9/2/2010 6:41:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NakedSenses *You'd get hand-fed the ice cream cone ... and I take my ice cream seriously!** I assure you I'd do all that I could to make it as sensual, and delicious, as possible. But then again, it's just an ice cream cone, and some brief restraint. Errrr...uhmmm, I dont know...I take my ice cream very serious as well..so much in fact that Im not sure I'd want a strangers hands touching it before it reached my mouth. You know...that whole "I dont know where your hands have been" kind of thing. And being that we are on a site that caters to kink.....there are more than a fair amount of answers to that. [:)] Thank you kindly for the offer just the same.! edited to add.....just 21 more posts from you and the ice cream is history!

NakedSenses -> RE: Just a simple introduction... (9/2/2010 7:05:25 PM)
Oh, I do believe there is a misunderstanding here due to my poor communication skills, Ms. Poise. As it is an Ice Cream Cone I would be holding the cone while wearing medical-grade sterilized gloves. My fingers would not be in the actual ice cream, of course, as that would not be my style at all. I do apologize for the confusion, and accept your decision without question, naturally.

OohAahMrs -> RE: Just a simple introduction... (9/3/2010 6:19:02 AM)
Welcome NakedSenses, have yourself a load of fun!

NakedSenses -> RE: Just a simple introduction... (9/3/2010 6:30:59 AM)
Thank you, sir, for your kind welcome.

CalifChick -> RE: Just a simple introduction... (9/3/2010 2:15:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NakedSenses I'm a single male who is over fifty so I don't advertise. Okay, I'll bite... what has either of the first two have to do with the last? Cali

NakedSenses -> RE: Just a simple introduction... (9/3/2010 2:28:01 PM)
After some anecdotal investigations on the Internet, including discussion with fellow males in my age range, I discovered a cultural/societal stigma attached to men over 50, who are usually referred to as being "too old" by women both younger and older than the men themselves are. There is no explanation for it, however it's existence is beyond dispute. To advertise makes a mature man over 50 look like a fool. Therefore, a different approach is clearly indicated. Given that mature men have both experience and treachery working for them, for which youth and skill will never be a match, I advise mature men to "attract" women by going out and meeting them socially and avoiding the "personals ad" in any form. Those ads can still work very well for men under 50. I used them quite sucessfully for many years myself beginning in 1984 in alternative "big city" newspapers. I trust that I was able to address the issue to your satisfaction. Your mileage may vary. (I live on the East Coast.)

CalifChick -> RE: Just a simple introduction... (9/3/2010 2:32:33 PM)
Well crap on a cracker! No wonder I can't find anyone! My target audience is NOT advertising! Cali

NakedSenses -> RE: Just a simple introduction... (9/3/2010 2:37:57 PM)
Now you know, so adapt! Change your strategy as well. Nothing stays the same for long anymore. After being routinely humiliated withe the "You're too old, DUDE!" insult from both younger and older women only a fool would fail to recognize the obvious. Although there are still a lot of fools out there. ;-)

poise -> RE: Just a simple introduction... (9/3/2010 6:58:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NakedSenses Now you know, so adapt! Change your strategy as well. Nothing stays the same for long anymore. After being routinely humiliated withe the "You're too old, DUDE!" insult from both younger and older women only a fool would fail to recognize the obvious. Although there are still a lot of fools out there. ;-) You are really selling yourself short here, especially on a site with so many women searching for just that age group. Sure, you arent going to be everyones dream date, but Id be damned if I hide myself because of some crass comments. Stick this little ditty in your profile, and take pride in all the wisdom those years have earned you.[:)] Older men drive better. They shift smoothly, hug curves, take the long way home. Younger men get excited revving their own engines. Afraid you’ll change your mind if they don’t drive fast enough.

NakedSenses -> RE: Just a simple introduction... (9/3/2010 7:19:34 PM)
Oh thank you, poise! :-) But please be assured that I don't "hide". I make myself very easy to find. I just don't run around waving a flag saying "looky here, looky here!!!" I prefer the dignity of a man in his "golden years" as my persona. And it's been working very well ... It's the old story about the young bull and the old bull, ya know? ;-)

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