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ResidentSadist -> RE: Anal sex. (9/6/2010 8:05:20 PM)
^ I hear that. I new a girl that would have both vaginal and anal but she was only anally orgasmic. Why wouldn't so many of you "put it that way" . . . was it the word "turd"? Is a turd really uncouth in an ass fucking thread? I thought my reply was clear, concise and offered tangible measures. Kinda' struck me strange to see that rection n a thread about an act that often leaves you with a shitty dipstick.

Aedh -> RE: Anal sex. (9/6/2010 10:42:46 PM)
this thread makes my brain hurt. And I need a mental purgative to get the image of those cock-sized turds out of my head. OP, I think the first post answers your question. @HippieKinkster - doctors of asses are called proctologists. and pulling kayak oars and other miscellania from abused rears is most of what they do. I've heard they're planning to change the title offiicially to 'Doctor of Asses'. And Urologists to 'Doctor of Schlongs'

DaddyDeviance -> RE: Anal sex. (9/13/2010 5:21:30 PM)
No...by opening and "stretching" your asshole you are simply increasing it's range of motion. You are not stretching something that is devoid of elasticity.

GingerGirl4USA -> RE: Anal sex. (9/20/2010 11:49:59 PM)
Laughing out loud.... quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Unless his cock is 10 times bigger than your turds, you should be OK.

AQuietSimpleMan -> RE: Anal sex. (9/20/2010 11:56:32 PM)
karensa, No Anal Sex every two weeks will only result in 6 hail mary's and 2 Our Fathers, unless you are an Alter Boy, then it gets you a Snickers Bar and some Wine as long as you promise not to tell anyone. QSM

TaeonilKral -> RE: Anal sex. (9/25/2010 1:27:45 AM)
MMM anal sex... Must say... I couldn't go 2 weeks without it... Subbie and I love it too much. And to answer your question No. Unless you use one of those monster plugs that are on display but not sold at sex shops lol.

ranja -> RE: Anal sex. (9/28/2010 2:26:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster Eventually your colon will fall out, necessitating the intervention of an ass doctor. That is a "doctor of asses", not a "doctor who is an ass". My ex's fell out 3 times (that I know of), but she used to put all kinds of weird things up there. Hairbrushes (brush end first), eggplants, a catfish, my foot, a Kayak oar, tennis balls, some "Amazing TY"-sized monster dildos, a pork tenderloin roast (in the wrapper), and a very stale loaf of French bread, to name but a few of the more common items. She had a lot of job stress. I think she's living with her ass doctor now. Maybe he can keep her from falling apart, so to speak. hahahahahahahaha quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Is a turd really uncouth in an ass fucking thread? I thought my reply was clear, concise and offered tangible measures. Kinda' struck me strange to see that rection n a thread about an act that often leaves you with a shitty dipstick. strange how some people can be fine with shit but fall over a hair innit?

SleepingDraco -> RE: Anal sex. (9/28/2010 9:55:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aedh this thread makes my brain hurt. And I need a mental purgative to get the image of those cock-sized turds out of my head. OP, I think the first post answers your question. @HippieKinkster - doctors of asses are called proctologists. and pulling kayak oars and other miscellania from abused rears is most of what they do. I've heard they're planning to change the title offiicially to 'Doctor of Asses'. And Urologists to 'Doctor of Schlongs' This is my first post on the messageboards... I just had to comment on this because I have just been laughing like a crazy person at this!!! "Doctor of Schlongs" bwahahaha!!! [sm=biggrin.gif]

hlen5 -> RE: Anal sex. (9/28/2010 10:08:13 AM)
Welcome to the boards! Now that you've started posting, you could introduce yourself on the Introduction thread, if you like.

hlen5 -> RE: Anal sex. (9/28/2010 10:11:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ranja ..............................strange how some people can be fine with shit but fall over a hair innit? Agreed! OTOH, to each their own.

crazyml -> RE: Anal sex. (9/28/2010 11:34:25 AM)
~weeping with joy at having had the chance to read this thread~ Thank-you RS, I learn and grow, man, I learn and grow. To the op: You should have no worries. But, since (and pardon the pun) I'm a little anal about these things - - Don't spare the lube, if there's chafing then use a good inexpensive water-base lube - Wash your hands, and his dick - Ass to Pussy is fraught with health risks (bacterial infection that produces goo) so do clean up before changing holes. If you suffer from piles then avoid anal while the little fellas are hanging out If you do have some ruff stuff and there's bleeding, again take care and pay attention (google anal fissure).

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