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tiggerspoohbear -> RE: 3 Word Story (9/9/2010 12:09:21 PM)
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in a small
town where a
girl and a
magician were talking.
It started raining
toads and frogs
which pleased the
trolls and fakers
who were hungry
They looked for
jelly donuts
but only found
old moldy bread
that tasted like
ten day old
which was rather
beans and farts
The rain stopped
and he walked
totally nude outdoors
his body glistened
and his hands
were busy warming
the tip of
his troll tail
the frog danced
She screamed, BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAH
Sappatoti looks up
and spun around
and went PLOP
She picked Sappatoti
looking quite surprised
eating a pickle
she grabbed his
amazingly hot girlfriend
focus Lavinia focus
blahhhhhhhhh she screamed
"such nice tits!"
Focus, the pickle -
and started eating
Ouch! That hurts
The frog ran
Sappatoti giggled uncontrollably
holding on to
such lovely tits!
He wasn't sure
if the tits
were sugar free
they're definitely not
they're sweetly filled
with raspberry cream
They're called Sappatreaties
"I love raspberries"
cried the troll
as he approached
she grabbed his
one and only
boom stick and
pulled really hard
it fell off
that fuckin' hurt
and she laughed
as he lunged
towards the one
who had pickles
in her pocket
instead he grabbed
his own pickle
how totally selfish
to which he
smiled, pulled, slurped
the magician re-appeared
thankfully in time
Id do him
bearing snack trays
filled with goodies
and index cards
of handwritten notes
about sexy things
and revealing magic
such as the
famous petal, or
spells for making
petals into trolls
and frogs into
big green pickles!
The new trolls
scrambled for cover
as the pickles
turned into slugs
they lazily oozed
their way to
the warm, moist
rotting tree trunk
Ewwwww she screamed
is that my
cue to come
hug a tree
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO tree huggers
pull it out
IT WENT IN????
what a swut!
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