IronBear
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Joined: 6/19/2005 From: Beenleigh, Qld, Australia Status: offline
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Wife at home wants to spice up her marital sex life so she heads off to the shops and before hubby gets home, dresses in shiney black skin tight leather pants, shiney black skin tight leather top and a full shiney black leatther face mask together with knee high shiney black leather boots with 9" spiked heels. Hubby comes home from the office, tosses his coat on a peg and hat on another, walks into the lounge and flops into a arm chair and grabbing the TV remote turns to his wife and asks: "Whats for dinner Batman???............."
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