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slavem70 -> Funniest Thing (9/5/2010 6:06:17 PM)

Hi All,
What is the funniest thing You every made a slave or sub do? Could be a task that needed done or just to show them who was boss. Just curious. Seems like owning someone could lead to funny stuff. i'm thinking sicom LOL




bellesoumise -> RE: Funniest Thing (9/5/2010 6:09:05 PM)

I made a guy crawl over hot coals.
That was funny.




slavem70 -> RE: Funniest Thing (9/5/2010 6:16:12 PM)

LOL




slavem70 -> RE: Funniest Thing (9/6/2010 6:47:39 AM)

Maybe i am the only one made to do things that are funny...as a punishment task, i once had to sort a box of Captain Crunch by color one piece at a time. Really funny to everyone but me LOL




TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Funniest Thing (9/7/2010 1:12:18 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: bellesoumise

I made a guy crawl over hot coals.
That was funny.

Like funny: "ha-ha!" or funny: "Oh fuck!" ?




mstrjx -> RE: Funniest Thing (9/7/2010 3:55:59 AM)

a/s/l

Jeff




SorceressJ -> RE: Funniest Thing (9/7/2010 3:58:02 AM)

*listens to this thread for new and fun ideas..* [;)]




slavem70 -> RE: Funniest Thing (9/7/2010 5:04:02 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus

quote:

ORIGINAL: bellesoumise

I made a guy crawl over hot coals.
That was funny.

Like funny: "ha-ha!" or funny: "Oh fuck!" ?


Funny haha




bellesoumise -> RE: Funniest Thing (9/7/2010 5:08:02 AM)

Oh my goodness it's really you!

I believe now!




TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Funniest Thing (9/7/2010 8:27:46 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: bellesoumise

Oh my goodness it's really you!

I believe now!


I suppose seeing IS believing!




poise -> RE: Funniest Thing (9/7/2010 8:37:37 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus

quote:

ORIGINAL: bellesoumise

Oh my goodness it's really you!

I believe now!


I suppose seeing IS believing!


............and some have not been the same since.[:)]




bellesoumise -> RE: Funniest Thing (9/7/2010 8:55:22 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus

quote:

ORIGINAL: bellesoumise

Oh my goodness it's really you!

I believe now!


I suppose seeing IS believing!



I apologize for calling you a dinojesus. Please don't send me to Hell.




TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Funniest Thing (9/7/2010 9:52:50 AM)

Capitalize that "d" and I don't see much of a problem with that description. 




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Funniest Thing (9/7/2010 1:01:36 PM)

DinoJesu!! Send me monies!!

I guess I don't think ahead about making them do funny stuff. I've seen funny contests, though, like who can ejaculate the farthest. Out of a group of men.

REALLY funny contest, this was men and a woman, just because that was the mix----throw everyone's unnerpance into a pile, then they have to find their own and put them on WITHOUT using their hands!! The gal won, she was like a yogini!! Incredibly flexible legs.




slavem70 -> RE: Funniest Thing (9/7/2010 4:51:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

DinoJesu!! Send me monies!!

I guess I don't think ahead about making them do funny stuff. I've seen funny contests, though, like who can ejaculate the farthest. Out of a group of men.

After a 2 months of chastity i could win that one. LOL




TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Funniest Thing (9/7/2010 9:48:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

DinoJesu!! Send me monies!!


Bitch, we don't pass that collection plate around for you. I've got kids to feed.

None of them are mine though. You can't prove a thing.




bellesoumise -> RE: Funniest Thing (9/7/2010 9:52:35 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus

None of them are mine though. You can't prove a thing.



But he has you nose and you little arms too!




TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Funniest Thing (9/8/2010 12:56:28 AM)

But he doesn't have my eyes.

Tell em, Maury!




LadyPact -> RE: Funniest Thing (9/8/2010 7:18:22 AM)

If Dinojesus can be our savior from silly topic/wank fodder land, that might qualify for 'miracles'.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Funniest Thing (9/8/2010 10:19:43 AM)

DinoJesu is a cheapskate, but he is good for a gigglensnort. Praise the scaly cloaca!




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