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RE: Funniest Thing - 9/8/2010 12:39:07 PM

Hillwilliam

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I once visited my sub at work and when she picked up the phone and started talking to a lawyer, I flipped up her skirt and took her from behind. I told her later. "If you're talking to a lawyer, you're getting fucked anyway so............................."

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RE: Funniest Thing - 9/10/2010 5:00:02 PM

slavem70

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

I once visited my sub at work and when she picked up the phone and started talking to a lawyer, I flipped up her skirt and took her from behind. I told her later. "If you're talking to a lawyer, you're getting fucked anyway so............................."

That's pretty funny.

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RE: Funniest Thing - 9/17/2010 11:30:18 AM

darchChylde

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Maybe i am the only one made to do things that are funny...as a punishment task, i once had to sort a box of Captain Crunch by color one piece at a time. Really funny to everyone but me LOL

Got some problems with this.

1) Not embarassing.
2) Not painful.
3) Not even time intensive.
4) Captain Crunch is uniform in color, no sorting required.

At one event, one of Ma'ams friends came up to me while i was working security and told me Ma'am had a task for me.

Note: this friend is an evil woman (not that i don't love her). Also, look for my previous post about dominant women in groups.

By the time that she and I reached Ma'am I was ready to piss my pants, or maybe a nearby shrubbery of there was a shrubbery nearby. They were smiling at each other (never a good sign). Well I was told to hold a bucket and catch water leaking from above. (there was no water) Note, there is no way to look manly, suave, aloof or even tough while holding a bucket nabove your head and I was supposed to be security LOL.

They had a giggle, I ruined their fun a little by taking the job very seriously. I just figured that I didn't need any help making myself look like an idiot. Though I guess it was funny for a minute.

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RE: Funniest Thing - 9/21/2010 9:02:13 PM

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I've requested Otter sing.

It's taken on a life of it's own now, and other couples in the area having similar fun. While in the middle of an outside scene, bound, and Me with hitting implement in hand, the pink panties only Otter, sang, "Old MacDonald had a Farm" at the top of his lungs. The most fun part of this type of interactive scene, is the species of animals that nearby observers were only too happy to suggest. I love having Otter think on his feet for My pleasure and amusement. Fish, Iguanas and Bunnies were just some of the suggestions.

As an aside, Otter has figured out that it's quite difficult for Me to strike him when I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe! :)

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RE: Funniest Thing - 9/24/2010 9:51:17 AM

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I was ordered to go in the shower for men at her gym and shave my pubic hair, the shower had a door but it was see thru.trouble was when I got out

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RE: Funniest Thing - 10/30/2010 11:55:34 AM

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One funny thing i remember...my Domme would drop me off at a sitter (another Domme) when she had to spend time away for a weekend or just a night out.
my Domme would grade my bottom when She picked me up. If it was red She would know i was bad and She would punish me again when We got home. She would yell "boy! Present" i would run to Her and turn my bottom to Her and bend over. She would say "...hmmm pink not too bad." "red You ass is going to get it tonight" LOL

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