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RE: ResidentSadist celebrates another year! - 9/7/2010 3:11:41 PM   
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Do it up right!

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RE: ResidentSadist celebrates another year! - 9/7/2010 3:35:39 PM   
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Happy Birthday RS! I dont suppose there is a chance in hell that we can all offer
you birthday spankings....?  Best wishes!






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RE: ResidentSadist celebrates another year! - 9/7/2010 4:06:21 PM   
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RE: ResidentSadist celebrates another year! - 9/7/2010 4:22:29 PM   
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I love getting smothering with bewbage! I'm getting smothered right now as talk to everhope about this here thread she started.  She is such a good girl.

Was that 18 year old scotch or scotch and an 18 year old?

Jessica Rabbitt voice eh . . . um . . . er . . . wanna' call me and whisper that in my ear?  If you hear a slurping noise in the background while you do your impersonation, that's just the other half of my Jessica Rabbitt fantasy being carried out by everhope.

You can offer me all the birthday spankings you want . . . and I will pass them on to everhope.  She already got to enjoy some of my my birthday spankings.  Well, all except the last few.  Those were a bit ouchy 'cause they were just for the sadist in me, not my birthday.  Hey . . . that means she's needs to get more of my birthday spankings doesn't it?

Thank you for all the good wishes (and evil thoughts).  You guys are the best.


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RE: ResidentSadist celebrates another year! - 9/7/2010 4:30:20 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

Happy Birthday RS! I dont suppose there is a chance in hell that we can all offer
you birthday spankings....?  Best wishes!




This Cake ROCKS!!1!
P.S. Well, that was supposed to be 18-yr-old Scotch, which tends to be more.. well-seasoned than most 18-yr-olds, yanno. Anyhow, I will not consent to wish any heart-attack-inducing agents upon anyone older than me. *weg*
Cheers Mate! XOXO

< Message edited by SorceressJ -- 9/7/2010 4:32:35 PM >


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RE: ResidentSadist celebrates another year! - 9/7/2010 4:33:04 PM   
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The cake is awesome.  I love the slogan too.  Have your cake and beat it too.




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RE: ResidentSadist celebrates another year! - 9/7/2010 4:42:31 PM   
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Happy Birthday, RSSir!



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RE: ResidentSadist celebrates another year! - 9/7/2010 4:55:36 PM   
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Happy Birthday, Kalon Eric!

aka RS

Much admired, respected, loved... and envied

May all your wishes come true


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RE: ResidentSadist celebrates another year! - 9/7/2010 4:58:39 PM   
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Happy Birthday Kalon! I trust you'll have good memories of this day and here's hoping the coming year brings you good things.

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RE: ResidentSadist celebrates another year! - 9/7/2010 5:48:51 PM   
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RE: ResidentSadist celebrates another year! - 9/7/2010 6:09:45 PM   
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Happy Happy Joy Joy!!

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RE: ResidentSadist celebrates another year! - 9/7/2010 6:13:14 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sappatoti

Happy Birthday Kalon! I trust you'll have good memories of this day


Not if he celebrates it right, he won't! 


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RE: ResidentSadist celebrates another year! - 9/7/2010 6:48:18 PM   
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Sorry no twat waffles.

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RE: ResidentSadist celebrates another year! - 9/7/2010 7:08:09 PM   
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I sure am getting a lotta' nice cakes and I can't believe how many people sang, even the Beatles, a Monkey and Jessica Rabbit.




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RE: ResidentSadist celebrates another year! - 9/7/2010 7:22:50 PM   
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Bonne Fete RS, wishing you many more years of joy and everhope

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RE: ResidentSadist celebrates another year! - 9/7/2010 7:51:01 PM   
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Happy Birthday, "Mr. Resident"...   

*great big hugs of the plushiest kind, and kisses that last for days and make your toes curl* 

(and you can have a few, too, RS, they're not just for Everhope!  *giggles*)

Seriously, Happy Birthday, Baby... 



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RE: ResidentSadist celebrates another year! - 9/7/2010 7:54:36 PM   
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Happy Birthday, Kalon Eric

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RE: ResidentSadist celebrates another year! - 9/7/2010 8:30:20 PM   
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Happy



Birthday

with esteem and admiration
to a powerful wordsmith


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RE: ResidentSadist celebrates another year! - 9/7/2010 9:07:46 PM   
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Happy Birthday RS!

I hope you had a wonderful day!


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RE: ResidentSadist celebrates another year! - 9/7/2010 10:11:50 PM   
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You have had songs and dances and cakes. So here is ...

A Naughty Little Poem

She whispered 'will it hurt me? '
'Of course my pet ' answered he
'It's a very evil process,
You can rely on me.'

She said 'I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore.'

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.

'Calm yourself' he whispered
'His face filled with a wicked grin
' You will open wider
So I can get it inside.'

'It's coming now' he whispered
'I know' she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She thought 'I am glad I'm doing this.'

And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said 'I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while.'

Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!

Happy Bday RS!

< Message edited by Mistletoe -- 9/7/2010 10:30:20 PM >


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