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Hotel Lobby - 4/22/2006 7:51:24 PM

cuddleheart50

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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside
him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says,

"Ma'am,if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "if your pen*s is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."

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RE: Hotel Lobby - 4/25/2006 4:45:38 PM

VikingLady53

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Nice snappy come back ... good sense of humor ... yeah, Sir would do her!

Of course, she'd be wearing a Gorean collar in the morning ...

< Message edited by VikingLady53 -- 4/25/2006 4:46:23 PM >

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