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Going to heaven - 4/22/2006 8:00:34 PM

cuddleheart50

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After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question, "When you're lying in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow." The last guy thinks for a moment, and then replies, "I guess I'd like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving!'"

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RE: Going to heaven - 4/23/2006 9:51:55 AM

RubberWitch

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I love this. similar line
Interviewer.. What do you want said about you in 100 years time.

Me.. It's disgraceful, how can he still have the energy to do THAT at 127?

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