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MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 9:05:14 PM)

I got this a while back:  "Call me on my cell phone right away at XXX-XXX-XXXX.  I'm on my way to Fort Worth right now and want to hook up with you to show you exactly what a hot bisexual male bottom can do for you."  This was on a weekday morning at 7:00 A.M. and some of have a thing called a J-O-B.  Besides, who in their right mind wants to hook up with some random stranger?

Another winner that a local sub sent me a few times before I blocked him:  "hi im john an attractive intelligent articulate call me at XXX-XXX-XXXX or my yahoo ID is XXXXX."  An attractive, intelligent, articulate WHAT?  Male, man, sub???

There's a local pest that I just ignore now who sends me random comments such as "What u doin?"  "What u cookin?"  "Do u yahoo?"  So impressive.



BentUnit -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 9:06:48 PM)

I'm glad you wouldn't try to punch me in the face, Red![sm=club.gif]



girlygurl -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 9:12:15 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

From a submissive trans (that I could not tell what gender the person was supposed to represent):

"I would sooo like to spank your ass."

My reply:  "Try it asshole, and I will punch you in the face."

[sm=lol.gif]

I have yet to have someone piss me off so bad that I had to tell them off (that I can remember anyway).

I have had what I believe to be a couple of individuals with fake profiles engage in communication with me. I fell for it a few times. It's sad really, cause now if anyone wants to communicate with me on the other side (females) I don't usually do it unless I already know who they are. You gotta wonder why people make up new profiles just to fuck with you. Psycho bitches anyway.




Daddysredhead -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 9:21:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BentUnit

I'm glad you wouldn't try to punch me in the face, Red![sm=club.gif]



I usually don't want to punch anyone, but this person really squicked me, especially when the profile was very, very "lowly worm" ilk sort of thing.  Made me wonder how this person got the balls/tits (?) whatever, to say they wanted to spank me.  I've only had three people whack me.  One was DB, and the other two are lovely women from here.  [:)]



Daddysredhead -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 9:26:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: girlygurl

I have yet to have someone piss me off so bad that I had to tell them off (that I can remember anyway).


I have had several that pulled my string enough that I sent a reply that actually had a "message" to it (more than a one liner).  Typically, those missives went out to ignorant white men who wrote, asking me why all the cute, chubby white girls were into dumb, "n****r men."  Yeah... those guys got a screen full from me before they got blocked.  [>:]



CynthiaWVirginia -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 9:51:34 PM)

"will u piss on my face?"  from a switch.  I wrote back in my usual epic style and he wrote back, snarky.  "Does my profile say anywhere that I'm a sub!?!"  [:D]



sexyred1 -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 10:12:20 PM)

I've gotten a ton of annoying lines, but the absolute worst were these two:

1. Him: Hi, I would like you to consider something new and interesting.
Me: like what?
Him:well, it is an activity that will make you feel wonderful, sensual and happy, I would love to introduce you to it.
Me: What??
Him: Let me explain it to you, you would come to my home in Long Island (I am in NJ, as if I would drive to Long Island, ever) and you would come into my medical examination room. Then you would strip completely and lay on my gynecological table.
Me: are you a doctor or you just play one on TV?
Him: no I am being serious here. So you lay down naked on my medical table and I strap you down. Then I put leeches on your body, everywhere, inside and out.
Me: Did you just say LEECHES??
Him: yes, they are very delicious creatures and I get off watching them crawl over your body.
Me: Holy shit, you are the most insane dude who ever wrote me.
Him: you are very judgemental.

2. Another guy wrote: Hi Sexyred1, you have gorgeous hair and skin. I said, thanks. He said: your skin would look really good on my wall and as lamp shades. Me: not interested, Hannibal Lecter.

[8|]



Daddysredhead -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 10:38:07 PM)

ewwww  [:'(]



KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 10:43:41 PM)

Sexyred1, I think someone left the weirdo magnet stuck behind your profile. You may wanna detach it and throw it across the room so that someone else can get the creeps for a bit!



Mistletoe -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 11:00:41 PM)

This was a introductory cmail. What a pompous ass.

"I am_____,
To begin you are to address me at all times as Sir___________.
Now for your full legal given name?  Address and contact number? Occupation? Salary? "



subwaythru -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 11:13:56 PM)

It's tough to choose from my list of favorites. However, very little can send me into gales of glee like sifting through the day's mail and opening up:

Hard dick for your ass here

Stark. Minimalist. Austere. This guy has no time or energy to spare, not even on a period to complete his thought. Curt, terse, to the point. Works every time on me..... "Take me now, my laconic warrior!" Eyup.



sexyred1 -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/11/2010 11:19:37 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

Sexyred1, I think someone left the weirdo magnet stuck behind your profile. You may wanna detach it and throw it across the room so that someone else can get the creeps for a bit!


I know, I know... I would be happy to get rid of it!!



bellesoumise -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/11/2010 12:03:43 PM)

Him: "nice f*cktoy get on cam now I want to see what a good little f*cktoy you are."
Me: Not happening dude.
Him: You need to learn your place b*tch. You r a fake"
Me: Shh.. don't tell anyone!

"Do you smoke? Can you piss on my face?"

Him: "The names says it all. Contact me if you're interested"
Me: "You eat chicken?! Me too! How do you cook yours? Wanna swap recipes?"

"Hey little girl, want some chocolate?"

"im yours to do do as yowish miss"

"You are tied down to a chair..."














DesFIP -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/11/2010 1:02:30 PM)

I can top all. Got one last week that said "I want your stepdaughter to top me". EWWW!



Dnomyar -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/11/2010 1:17:12 PM)

daddysredhead. I can trhow my voice and make mine look like it is talking. Most women find it amusing.



poise -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/11/2010 2:08:41 PM)

I think I just took one for the girls.....as surely he meant to email this to one of you.....[:)]
4 complete and well articulated paragraphs of all the wonderfully naughty things he was thinking of doing to me.
Then on the 5th paragraph, he states that he read my response to a certain thread in the forums, when in fact
I have yet to even read the thread myself, let alone respond to it.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/11/2010 2:55:32 PM)

Today, from some dom in Illinois: " I want YOU!"

He did not have an Uncle Sam poster as his avatar. [:D]



Dnomyar -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/11/2010 3:38:20 PM)

That was me traveling thru chicago.



juliaoceania -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/11/2010 3:43:20 PM)

Have any of you ever responded to the "Hi"?

If you did, what happened?

I tried a few times as an experiment to see if by responding that would open a conversation. Never had more than a line or two in response... even after several emails. Really strange



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/11/2010 3:55:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

Have any of you ever responded to the "Hi"?

If you did, what happened?

I tried a few times as an experiment to see if by responding that would open a conversation. Never had more than a line or two in response... even after several emails. Really strange


Yes, I tried responding to those who only said "Hi," never with good results.  Many of them open with hi or hello, then want to jump right over to Yahoo Chat.  A few wanted online domination or a cam session.  I just don't bother with them anymore.



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