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assproperty12 -> NEED A MISTRESS TO MAKE ME WHORE (9/11/2010 4:40:05 PM)

Where can i find a real Mistress who desires to make me do sexual and or degrading acts against my will to please and amuse her?




DarkSteven -> RE: NEED A MISTRESS TO MAKE ME WHORE (9/11/2010 4:52:53 PM)

Against your will, she should do what you explicitly state you want?

My head hurts.




Politesub53 -> RE: NEED A MISTRESS TO MAKE ME WHORE (9/11/2010 5:09:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: assproperty12

Where can i find a real Mistress who desires to make me do sexual and or degrading acts against my will to please and amuse her?


Here is a clue, it isnt against your will, if you want her to do it.





LadyRian -> RE: NEED A MISTRESS TO MAKE ME WHORE (9/11/2010 5:21:53 PM)

Here's another clue. If it's truly against your will, you won't want her to do it. 




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: NEED A MISTRESS TO MAKE ME WHORE (9/11/2010 9:06:38 PM)

Welcome to CM.  And here's a third clue, you're contradicting yourself.  Make up my mind wouldja? 




xkittenx -> RE: NEED A MISTRESS TO MAKE ME WHORE (9/11/2010 9:16:35 PM)

Here is how you may please and amuse me:

Clean my cat's litter box. He's OCD and only pees in one corner resulting in a perfectly round BRICK of urine.

Sort through my belongings. I'm moving soon and I hate the process of sorting and packing. This will be your job.

Once everything is on the moving van, get this apartment SPARKLING. I would like to have my entire security deposit returned to me. See to it that there's no reason for my apartment manager to keep any of it.

If it helps you can call me Mistress and I'll point and laugh at you every so often for that extra hint of humiliation.

What, you expected strap ons and endless public masturbation? [:D]




OohAahMrs -> RE: NEED A MISTRESS TO MAKE ME WHORE (9/12/2010 8:24:58 AM)

Welcome ass, it's easy, just give them enough cash, they'll make you do all kinds of things you do and don't want to do!




UmbraDomina -> RE: NEED A MISTRESS TO MAKE ME WHORE (9/12/2010 7:49:56 PM)

I have a chainsaw anal sex fantasy I would be willing to work on with you........ *smiles sweetly*




OohAahMrs -> RE: NEED A MISTRESS TO MAKE ME WHORE (9/13/2010 4:47:24 AM)

The you go ass, what more do you want???




sirsholly -> RE: NEED A MISTRESS TO MAKE ME WHORE (9/13/2010 4:53:47 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: assproperty12

Where can i find a real Mistress who desires to make me do sexual and or degrading acts against my will to please and amuse her?
Jail?




OohAahMrs -> RE: NEED A MISTRESS TO MAKE ME WHORE (9/13/2010 5:05:44 AM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




ResidentSadist -> RE: NEED A MISTRESS TO MAKE ME WHORE (9/13/2010 8:42:45 AM)

Oh look, another ass thread that would benefit from the "Ass Master 9000"

Now I don't know if assproperty12 is truly experienced enough as a whore to take the Ass Master 9000 yet.  They might be better off with that chainsaw offer from UmbraDomina.  However, if the "12" in assproperty12's name doesn't stand actually for their age, and represents how many inches they can take, they may be able to handle the Ass Master.

. . .  my work here is done.




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: NEED A MISTRESS TO MAKE ME WHORE (9/13/2010 8:55:49 AM)

And a fine job it was RS. [;)]




ElanSubdued -> RE: NEED A MISTRESS TO MAKE ME WHORE (9/13/2010 10:23:42 AM)

ResidentSadist,

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However, if the "12" in assproperty12's name doesn't stand actually for their age, and represents how many inches they can take, they may be able to handle the Ass Master.

. . .  my work here is done.


You're giving us a bad name RS.  Why start with the AM 9000 at a mere 12 inches?  The OP's gonna' think we're a buncha' soft, fuzzy romantics!  Or, perhaps I misunderstood the "sadist" part of your handle? :-)

E.




ResidentSadist -> RE: NEED A MISTRESS TO MAKE ME WHORE (9/13/2010 2:02:37 PM)

Hey . . .  I must be a soft fuzzy type.  I thought 12 inches wide was pretty big?




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: NEED A MISTRESS TO MAKE ME WHORE (9/13/2010 2:09:38 PM)

......As all the subbies run for the hills as fast as their feet'll carry them.  [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




sirsholly -> RE: NEED A MISTRESS TO MAKE ME WHORE (9/13/2010 2:32:56 PM)

[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/runforhills.gif[/image]





ElanSubdued -> RE: NEED A MISTRESS TO MAKE ME WHORE (9/13/2010 6:03:43 PM)

ResidentSadist,

quote:

Hey . . .  I must be a soft fuzzy type.  I thought 12 inches wide was pretty big?


It is rather large.  But still... shhhhh.  Don't tell the noobs!  We gotta' keep 'em on their toes for a little while before they realize we're sane, reasonable, responsible, multifaceted people just like many non-kinky folk. :-)

E.




bagitoboy -> RE: NEED A MISTRESS TO MAKE ME WHORE (9/13/2010 8:04:42 PM)

I'll do those things. Where and when?




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: NEED A MISTRESS TO MAKE ME WHORE (9/14/2010 5:03:40 AM)

Figures, sarcasm just went whooooooooooshhhhhhhhhhh right over the head.  [:D]




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