JustifiedAncient
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I'll go first:
The Blues Brothers: Fat, boring, unfunny white dudes enjoy/cause the blues. Akroyd/Belushi doing a tribute to "the blues" is like watching Kenny G and Jay Leno do a tribute to Bird Parker and Miles Davis. FROWN.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Ferris Bueller was an asshole.
Monty Python's Holy Grail: I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION HURF BLURF! Maybe it's just that I dated a drama chick freshman year of college so we watched this movie with other drama kids every. fucking. weekend. Maybe it's that we always played lame effete English comedy drinking games and I can't hold my liquor so I associate the film with being hunched over someone's garbage can while John Cleese taunted me in the background. I like Monty Python and enjoyed several of their films. But when I hear "Monty Python's Holy Grail" is when I reach for my revolver.
Forrest Gump: Forrest had better fucking run. When I reach for my revolver. In fact, basically everything Tom Hanks did once he stopped being the goofy, likable dude from The Burbs and Bachelor Party and turned into The Greatest Actor in the World goes on this list.
So yeah. Those are a few of the movies everybody loves but I hate. What are yours? Remember, sacred cows taste the sweetest.
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