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babeslave -> Unsolicited Penis Pics (9/20/2010 10:59:12 AM)

Hi Girls, I found a way of discouraging these morons who insist on sending us unsolicited penis pics. Have they ever met a woman? Who do these clowns think will be impressed by photos of their weenie or have the urge to instantly offer themself as slave to someone with such a large one?
Instead of hitting "Block" I have taken to replying with

"It looks like a penis but smaller...."

Even found myself blocked a couple of times as a result....



mnottertail -> RE: Unsolicited Penis Pics (9/20/2010 11:00:39 AM)

Thats way to many clothes for you.



Hillwilliam -> RE: Unsolicited Penis Pics (9/20/2010 11:03:24 AM)

I understand that women dont like penis pics but what about a huge white cock?



SorceressJ -> RE: Unsolicited Penis Pics (9/22/2010 1:02:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

I understand that women dont like penis pics but what about a huge white cock?


I like colored ones, too. Um, just sayin'.
(This unsolicited cock shot solemnly dedicated to the beloved and missing Level. xo)

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SweetDommes -> RE: Unsolicited Penis Pics (9/23/2010 9:51:33 AM)

When I had a web cam that worked, I used to offer to show them my pussy ... and then hold one of the cats up in front of the camera



SorceressJ -> RE: Unsolicited Penis Pics (9/23/2010 3:24:23 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SweetDommes

When I had a web cam that worked, I used to offer to show them my pussy ... and then hold one of the cats up in front of the camera


*GOOD IDEA! -filed for future reference-* [sm=highfive.gif]


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Hillwilliam -> RE: Unsolicited Penis Pics (9/23/2010 6:31:00 PM)

Hey Sorceress, off topic but I hope you and your mates had a great equinox circle.



SorceressJ -> RE: Unsolicited Penis Pics (9/24/2010 9:27:11 AM)

Hey Hilly, thank you very much Bro, we did at that (it was just the Hubby and me, nekkid in the backyard under the full Moon, but it was also very meaningful like that. Going to Charlotte/Piedmont Pagan Pride Day tomorrow! Sept. 25, 2010 at Biggerstaff Park in Dallas NC).
Just to keep this slightly on-topic, there was a definite penis visual on this equinox, but it was a penis I know and am exceedingly fond of, so that makes it ok.. [:D]



LanceHughes -> RE: Unsolicited Penis Pics (9/24/2010 9:32:29 AM)

Another idea:

Thanks for showing me what I'll have to work with - I'm really into castration.

Curiously, gay subs do NOT send me penis shots.



LadyRian -> RE: Unsolicited Penis Pics (9/24/2010 3:11:10 PM)

I've posted it in my profile that if this is what they think of themselves, I'm going to think they're a dick too.


And SorceressJ, it sounds like you had a much better equinox ritual than I did this year. And I'm glad you did! Someday I'll find the right one to stand under the moon with.  [:)]  Have a great time at Pagan Pride. Ours was last week end.



Daddysredhead -> RE: Unsolicited Penis Pics (9/24/2010 7:42:03 PM)

I prefer a big, black cock myself.  [;)]



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Chrisincuffs -> RE: Unsolicited Penis Pics (9/25/2010 9:33:45 PM)

Had to add a real one just because it's just so darn cute

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Chrisincuffs -> RE: Unsolicited Penis Pics (9/25/2010 9:38:21 PM)

Awwwww what the hell, it's just so fun to laugh at other's misfortune

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darchChylde -> RE: Unsolicited Penis Pics (9/28/2010 2:25:18 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

Another idea:

Thanks for showing me what I'll have to work with - I'm really into castration.

Curiously, gay subs do NOT send me penis shots.


Not that i'm tempted or anything, but do straight subs send you penis shots?



bellesoumise -> RE: Unsolicited Penis Pics (9/28/2010 3:26:07 PM)

I get too many damn cock shots and not enough bewbage. I want to see more bewbage, who wants to volunteer? I'll give you chocolate!



bestheadyet -> RE: Unsolicited Penis Pics (9/28/2010 3:34:06 PM)

i just fell out my chair.....tff!!!

i will have to visit the boards more often!!!

good show ya'll....good show

josie



WyldHrt -> RE: Unsolicited Penis Pics (9/28/2010 10:04:31 PM)

quote:

I get too many damn cock shots and not enough bewbage. I want to see more bewbage, who wants to volunteer? I'll give you chocolate!

http://www.collarchat.com/m_3303640/tm.htm
This thread should meet your bewbage needs (yes, mine are there, too). I hope you have lots of chocolate... it's a loooong thread [:D]



MistressRosalyn -> RE: Unsolicited Penis Pics (9/28/2010 10:31:16 PM)

I must say that back when I was younger...lots, lots younger, I actually encountered not just one micropenis, but TWO of them in the course of about two years. In both cases, it was a result of the mother having Rubella during a certain stage of gestation.

One of them learned how to deal with it quite effectively, but sadly the other had not.

Interestingly, I've never encountered another one in the last 30 years.



wittynamehere -> RE: Unsolicited Penis Pics (9/28/2010 10:36:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: babeslave

Hi Girls, I found a way of discouraging these morons who insist on sending us unsolicited penis pics. Have they ever met a woman? Who do these clowns think will be impressed by photos of their weenie or have the urge to instantly offer themself as slave to someone with such a large one?
Instead of hitting "Block" I have taken to replying with

"It looks like a penis but smaller...."

Even found myself blocked a couple of times as a result....

OMG you're hilarious! I haven't heard that joke since the last time somebody overused it!

Seriously, if you don't want to see penis, fuck off and use another site.



WyldHrt -> RE: Unsolicited Penis Pics (9/28/2010 11:09:41 PM)

quote:

Seriously, if you don't want to see penis, fuck off and use another site.

Excuse you? Sorry, but you don't call the shots around here unless there are some stars under your name.

That said, are you one who sends cockshots to females you don't even know by way of introducing yourself? If so, the point of this thread is that doing so is both counterproductive and pathetic. If not, why would you support such boorish behaviour?



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