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ResidentSadist -> -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- (9/21/2010 10:13:01 AM)
-=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- So . . . after doing everyone's roots (everhope and my ex), there was a bunch of stuff left over. Including a cheap-ass frosting cap. It was one of those crappy plastic rain bonnet types not the latex swimming cap style. Now my hair has been in need of attention for a longtime so I thought I would enhance my salt and pepper look by using the cap to apply dye instead of bleach. My hair is quite long nowadays and it was very laborious. After a little coaching I had everhope help. So . . . after it's done I take a shower and I am curious about the results. So I blow dry my hair for the first time in years. It turns into a big 70s heavy metal rock star mane but . . . the shitty frosting cap leaked dye through the holes and made it look like I was a victim of splatter in a hair dye explosion. Everhope was sitting on a leather chair when I came out into the living room with the hair dye catastrophe on my head. She tried to be respectful and slave like. She tried not to bust out laughing hysterically but alas, it was more than she could take and more than here body could bare. Her face was red as her bladder let go moments before her mouth did and she was cackling like a hyena as she said "Old Mr Blotchy Hair" and peed herself and the chair. FYI - I have since corrected the disaster and the chair has been cleaned. No we don't have a pic... I forbid it. Just sharing.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- (9/21/2010 10:26:38 AM)
Thanks for that, RS!! Because I have already swallowed my coffee and did not shoot it out my nose. YAY for personal style!!

KyttynTheMynx -> RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- (9/21/2010 10:37:10 AM)
That is too freaking hilarious. Thank you soooo much for sharing! wipes tea off the laptop, desk, and wall

MistressLavinia -> RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- (9/21/2010 10:39:31 AM)
Hey Mr Blotchy I'm sure you still looked like quite the handsome man, however I'm so happy your wonderful Everhope got to have a great laugh!!! Next time, take the picture, it's all about sharing.

GreedyTop -> RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- (9/21/2010 11:34:11 AM)
aww, c'mon.. share a pic.. :D

ShaharThorne -> RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- (9/21/2010 11:43:39 AM)
we promise not to tell anyone if you show us...

tropicalhoney -> RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- (9/21/2010 6:57:12 PM)
Thank goodness I swallowed my wine before I read that! I can soooooooo empathize! But can we really believe it without a picture?

thornhappy -> RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- (9/21/2010 7:03:19 PM)
Truly said. Photographic evidence must shown.[:D]

Mistletoe -> RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- (9/21/2010 7:40:41 PM)
I laughed so hard I choked on a M&M. Too bad about the pic...what fun that would have been.

Wolf2Bear -> RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- (9/21/2010 7:50:19 PM)
Yes...we need a photo...we haz cookies.

MistressRosalyn -> RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- (9/21/2010 7:57:12 PM)
I agree. Without evidence, it becomes just an Urban Legend. Even though the additional fact about the slave peeing herself in laughter adds a great deal of veracity to the tale, at this point it is only a good story. Give us the goods...Please?

SorceressJ -> RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- (9/21/2010 8:29:04 PM)
Dood. I can totally bribe you with um, stuff, if you show us a picture.. [:D]

yourdarkdesire -> RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- (9/24/2010 8:08:49 AM)
I would be willing to offer myself as payment for said photo (but since none exist I'm safe for now)

GreedyTop -> RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- (9/24/2010 8:21:27 AM)
we'll work on that ;)

yourdarkdesire -> RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- (9/24/2010 8:24:34 AM)
cheese whiz Greedy - quit trying to get me into more trouble!

GreedyTop -> RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- (9/24/2010 8:29:51 AM)
just sharing the joy ;)

Hillwilliam -> RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- (9/24/2010 8:32:22 AM)
Makes me glad to be bald

ShaharThorne -> RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- (9/24/2010 12:45:19 PM)
Lizard had dyed her hair 2 summers ago...in a pale blue color. The stain was not permanent. In fact, when she took a shower here, the dye was rinsing out. Got her back to her home and I grab a bottle of Shiny Black. No more blue...LOL! I cannot remember if we took a pic or not.

AquaticSub -> RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- (9/24/2010 1:49:17 PM)
ponders what pictures could be offered in exchange for a glimpse of this The time I got Val to let me put chocolate sauce on him and wrote silliness on his chest? Maybe the pic of me with faux blood running all over my boobs? Ooo - I think I have one of me in a Batgirl cosplay drinking beer. "It's Bat family approved!" Damn it... Maybe if I combine them all together and get some other folks to chip in... [:D]

Daddysredhead -> RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- (9/24/2010 4:28:30 PM)
Darling RS, if you would have allowed photos to have been taken and shared with me, I would have begged ever so nicely for DB to let me be your victi..., um, plaything, for a while 'cuz I hear you enjoy beating big booties and such. [sm=spanking.gif] And I would have had the chance for some "quality time" with Everhope, too. [8D] But alas, double damn... [&o] Signed, PitifullySadRed [:(]

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