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-=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- - 9/21/2010 10:13:01 AM   
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So . . . after doing everyone's roots (everhope and my ex), there was a bunch of stuff left over.  Including a cheap-ass frosting cap.  It was one of those crappy plastic rain bonnet types not the latex swimming cap style. 

Now my hair has been in need of attention for a longtime so I thought I would enhance my salt and pepper look by using the cap to apply dye instead of bleach.  My hair is quite long nowadays and it was very laborious.  After a little coaching I had everhope help.

So . . . after it's done I take a shower and I am curious about the results.  So I blow dry my hair for the first time in years.  It turns into a big 70s heavy metal rock star mane but . . .  the shitty frosting cap leaked dye through the holes and made it look like I was a victim of splatter in a hair dye explosion.  

Everhope was sitting on a leather chair when I came out into the living room with the hair dye catastrophe on my head.  She tried to be respectful and slave like.  She tried not to bust out laughing hysterically but alas, it was more than she could take and more than here body could bare.  Her face was red as her bladder let go moments before her mouth did and she was cackling like a hyena as she said "Old Mr Blotchy Hair" and peed herself and the chair.

FYI - I have since corrected the disaster and the chair has been cleaned.  No we don't have a pic...  I forbid it. 

Just sharing.

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RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- - 9/21/2010 10:26:38 AM   
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Status: offline 		Thanks for that, RS!! Because I have already swallowed my coffee and did not shoot it out my nose.

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RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- - 9/21/2010 10:37:10 AM   
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RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- - 9/21/2010 10:39:31 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hey Mr Blotchy I'm sure you still looked like quite the handsome man, however I'm so happy your wonderful Everhope got to have a great laugh!!! Next time, take the picture, it's all about sharing.

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RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- - 9/21/2010 11:34:11 AM   
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RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- - 9/21/2010 11:43:39 AM   
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RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- - 9/21/2010 6:57:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		Thank goodness I swallowed my wine before I read that! I can soooooooo empathize! But can we really believe it without a picture?

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RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- - 9/21/2010 7:03:19 PM   
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RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- - 9/21/2010 7:40:41 PM   
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RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- - 9/21/2010 7:50:19 PM   
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RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- - 9/21/2010 7:57:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		I agree. Without evidence, it becomes just an Urban Legend. Even though the additional fact about the slave peeing herself in laughter adds a great deal of veracity to the tale, at this point it is only a good story.

Give us the goods...Please?

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RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- - 9/21/2010 8:29:04 PM   
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RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- - 9/24/2010 8:08:49 AM   
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RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- - 9/24/2010 8:21:27 AM   
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RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- - 9/24/2010 8:24:34 AM   
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RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- - 9/24/2010 8:29:51 AM   
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RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- - 9/24/2010 8:32:22 AM   
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RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- - 9/24/2010 12:45:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		Lizard had dyed her hair 2 summers ago...in a pale blue color.  The stain was not permanent.  In fact, when she took a shower here, the dye was rinsing out. 

Got her back to her home and I grab a bottle of Shiny Black.  No more blue...LOL!

I cannot remember if we took a pic or not.


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RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- - 9/24/2010 1:49:17 PM   
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The time I got Val to let me put chocolate sauce on him and wrote silliness on his chest? Maybe the pic of me with faux blood running all over my boobs? Ooo - I think I have one of me in a Batgirl cosplay drinking beer. "It's Bat family approved!"

Damn it... Maybe if I combine them all together and get some other folks to chip in...

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RE: -=Old Mr Blotchy-Hair=- - 9/24/2010 4:28:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		Darling RS, if you would have allowed photos to have been taken and shared with me, I would have begged ever so nicely for DB to let me be your victi..., um, plaything, for a while 'cuz I hear you enjoy beating big booties and such. 

And I would have had the chance for some "quality time" with Everhope, too. 

But alas, double damn... 


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