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LanceHughes -> Blonde joke that made me LOL! (9/25/2010 10:36:18 PM)

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."






ResidentSadist -> RE: Blonde joke that made me LOL! (9/25/2010 11:03:17 PM)

ok.. that was funny.




flcouple2009 -> RE: Blonde joke that made me LOL! (9/26/2010 7:38:10 AM)

Good one Lance, lol.

How can you tell when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?


There are M&M peelings on the floor.




OohAahMrs -> RE: Blonde joke that made me LOL! (9/27/2010 10:39:13 AM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




TheHeretic -> RE: Blonde joke that made me LOL! (9/27/2010 5:42:58 PM)

And why do brunettes tell blond jokes?

It gives them something to do on Friday nights.




SexyBossyBBW -> RE: Blonde joke that made me LOL! (1/15/2011 1:39:57 AM)

LOLOL




badboymichael -> RE: Blonde joke that made me LOL! (1/15/2011 2:04:45 AM)

Why is the blonde's bellybutton sore? Her boyfriend is blonde, too. [sm=rofl.gif]




SexyBossyBBW -> RE: Blonde joke that made me LOL! (1/15/2011 2:47:41 AM)

lol [sm=biggrin.gif]   M




Rule -> RE: Blonde joke that made me LOL! (1/15/2011 2:50:25 AM)

lol. Smart blond. [;)]




Kaliko -> RE: Blonde joke that made me LOL! (1/15/2011 5:08:51 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

And why do brunettes tell blond jokes?

It gives them something to do on Friday nights.



Oh, ouch.




Phoenixpower -> RE: Blonde joke that made me LOL! (1/15/2011 11:45:27 AM)

ouch ouch ouch...I so can imagine how my ex would react if she would have told that to him [&:]




Termyn8or -> RE: Blonde joke that made me LOL! (1/15/2011 2:14:55 PM)

FR

OK I'll do the best I can from memory here.

A blonde's car is caught in a bad hailstorm, each and every body panel is dented. She takes it into a bodyshop for an estimate.

Mechanic : With this car you might as well try to blow in the tailpipe to pop out the dents

So she goes home and starts blowing in the tailpipe, to no avail. Her neighbor, also a blonde comes by and...

Neighbor : What are you doing ?
Blonde : Trying to blow all the dents out of my car.
Neighbor : Silly, you have to roll the windows up first.

T




SexyBossyBBW -> RE: Blonde joke that made me LOL! (1/15/2011 9:46:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TheHeretic
And why do brunettes tell blond jokes?

It gives them something to do on Friday nights.
Touche!   Has  to be fun, if the blond jokes are funny.  [:D]  M




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