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mattman45 -> man who loves the pussy (9/25/2010 11:33:53 PM)

Hi. I'm new to this site and lifestyle. I am a single male and know that subs like me are way too plentiful. But can you blame us men wanting to learn from and serve the superior sex that is female? In my perfect world, ninety plus percent of women keep men in line. This would make a great ratio for us men who need guidance of a domme, who are most men. I have to be honest and say that I am a sub and not a slave, but I sure do want to serve. Is there any hope for me? I am sure that some of my female friends want to control the man orgasm an use it as they see fit, I just haven't broken this barrier yet. I know that I need to be more open to achieve this, I need to put it out there.





BentUnit -> RE: man who loves the pussy (9/26/2010 12:25:14 AM)

Oh yes!
We women just adore being referred to as "the pussy".

I think you're in for a bumpy ride here, buddy.




lilmissdefiant -> RE: man who loves the pussy (9/26/2010 12:40:23 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BentUnit

Oh yes!
We women just adore being referred to as "the pussy".

I think you're in for a bumpy ride here, buddy.



I second this




DarkSteven -> RE: man who loves the pussy (9/26/2010 5:35:41 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mattman45

I have to be honest and say that I am a sub and not a slave, but I sure do want to serve. Is there any hope for me?



matt, I have no clue what being a sub/slave is EXCEPT wanting to serve and please.  Color me confused.

And of course I also agree with what the lovely ladies posted above.

Welcome, and you would likely feel at home in the Ask a Mistress forum.




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: man who loves the pussy (9/26/2010 6:55:10 AM)

Welcome to the CM and the boards. Good luck in your search, and hope that no Domme comes looking for your forum posts from your profile on the other side. Seeing your OP title as "man lwho loves pussy", as you've already been told, is not the way to earn points. Rather, it'll detract.

Now, please take this gentle advice and fill out your profile. How is a Domme to know who *you* are unless there's some information that tells what you like to do outside kink? Some details would be nice. Describe yourself and things you like to do, what you have to offer a Domme expect a dick. There's more to BDSM than kink, there's also a vanilla world to live. Unless you're just looking for the kink of course.





OohAahMrs -> RE: man who loves the pussy (9/26/2010 8:41:54 AM)

Welcome matt, when you say pussy, i presume we're not talking about a large cat! Personally i wouldn't worry too much about the orgasm thing, it's just a state of mind! Hey don't let me put you off, have fun while you can!




ResidentSadist -> RE: man who loves the pussy (9/26/2010 9:37:00 AM)

I love what BentUnit did to this poor guy.  What a hoot.  The OP makes a women are superior post with a pussy worship title and "BAM" he is a misogynistic chauvinist that only sees women as objects.  Awesome job of twisting it around. 

However, deep down in our heart of hearts, we all know that women only serve as life support for the pussy and if they didn't have one, men wouldn't talk to them.  In fact, girls are quick to learn that if they aren't passing out the pussy, meant won't talk to them anymore once they learn it's not on the menu.  

So why not go with Bent's premise, cut out the middle-women and just address the pussy itself?

And for all you ERA, flag waving, potential man hating lesbians and politically correct pussy whipped men   . . .  yes, this post means you can claim "goose & gander" rights and start calling men (and me) a dick.


To the OP.
Welcome to CollarMe ya' dick.  Hope you are having fun with all the pussy's here.





KinkyLimits -> RE: man who loves the pussy (9/26/2010 3:35:20 PM)

Ha! Love that reply RS. And so the age long battle of the sexes continues with the daily give and take of sweet comments and dirty looks.

I love the pussy, but i also love the smouldering eyes. To be honest OP I would use more witty opening titles, save the dirty talk till at least the 5th email lol




DarkSteven -> RE: man who loves the pussy (9/26/2010 4:12:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

However, deep down in our heart of hearts, we all know that women only serve as life support for the pussy and if they didn't have one, men wouldn't talk to them.


Even if they didn't, they'd still have a mouth and an ass.  Just sayin'.




lusciouslips19 -> RE: man who loves the pussy (9/26/2010 4:15:19 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist



However, deep down in our heart of hearts, we all know that women only serve as life support for the pussy and if they didn't have one, men wouldn't talk to them.  In fact, girls are quick to learn that if they aren't passing out the pussy, meant won't talk to them anymore once they learn it's not on the menu.  




Im calling bullshit on this. You love my charming personality and that of many other women you have grown to love and respect. A womans charm and wisdom far exceeds her pussy.




mnottertail -> RE: man who loves the pussy (9/26/2010 4:42:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BentUnit

Oh yes!
We women just adore being referred to as "the pussy".

I think you're in for a bumpy ride here, buddy.



Mattie,  don't let some gash like this paint the blues on ya, she wasn't about to give out no pussy to nobody anyhow.  You go, boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Lockit -> RE: man who loves the pussy (9/26/2010 4:47:52 PM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] Ron!

Welcome to CM pussy lover, you will fit right in. [;)] (Did I say that? Ekkk! Put down the coffee and step away Lockit!)




KatyLied -> RE: man who loves the pussy (9/26/2010 5:13:41 PM)

quote:

Welcome, and you would likely feel at home in the Ask a Mistress forum.


Also known as:  Ask a Pussy forum






mnottertail -> RE: man who loves the pussy (9/26/2010 5:24:07 PM)

Well, look at you Katie, aint got no chance of head (you aint got one, never had one), might just as well try for the pussy.




dreamofthemoon -> RE: man who loves the pussy (9/26/2010 5:39:02 PM)

Welcome, OP. Enjoy your stay. [:)]
quote:

ORIGINAL: KatyLied

quote:

Welcome, and you would likely feel at home in the Ask a Mistress forum.


Also known as:  Ask a Pussy forum




*snort*

Would that make the Ask a Master forum the Ask a Dick forum?
Wa-?

[8D] [:)]




darkmasterx8 -> RE: man who loves the pussy (9/26/2010 5:54:08 PM)

Pussy is real good, espicially when you can spank that ass while you're f******




BentUnit -> RE: man who loves the pussy (9/26/2010 8:54:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

quote:

ORIGINAL: BentUnit

Oh yes!
We women just adore being referred to as "the pussy".

I think you're in for a bumpy ride here, buddy.



Mattie,  don't let some gash like this paint the blues on ya, she wasn't about to give out no pussy to nobody anyhow.  You go, boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sure I'd give out pussy, Ron.
Just not to you.




LadyPact -> RE: man who loves the pussy (9/26/2010 9:53:31 PM)

Welcome to CM.  I think you might find that many of the female Dominants here aren't impressed with an introduction that would be taken as rude if it were in person, rather than over the internet.  We really don't care how much you love pussy.  Telling us that in such a crude and unrefined way only serves a purpose of knowing who to avoid.

Perhaps in subsequent posts, you'll learn how to be courteous in regard to the woman here.  I'll be listening for the popping sound, which will signify you removing your head from your ass.




ladyseekinglord -> RE: man who loves the pussy (9/27/2010 1:17:13 PM)

Welcome OP.

As far as some of the comments, he said he was new to this wol. That doesn't mean rudeness should be excused, but I would think one might be a little more gracious and less condescending in responding to him.

But what the heck do I know. I'm just a pussy in a world full of dicks. Ha!

lady




VideoAdminAlpha -> RE: man who loves the pussy (9/28/2010 5:34:57 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BentUnit

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

quote:

ORIGINAL: BentUnit

Oh yes!
We women just adore being referred to as "the pussy".

I think you're in for a bumpy ride here, buddy.



Mattie,  don't let some gash like this paint the blues on ya, she wasn't about to give out no pussy to nobody anyhow.  You go, boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sure I'd give out pussy, Ron.
Just not to you.




Ummm, I was gonna answer him for you, but then figured I'm a nobody so who am I to talk[;)]




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