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Thank Heavens For Duct Tape - 10/9/2010 8:03:14 AM

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My oooooh so comfy office chair was probably on it's last sitting months ago, but I dont have the heart
to part with it just yet...it's been so good to me! Im also pretty particular in what I put my behind in.

Just recently the shocks on it became disabled so that you could raise the chair up and lock it in place,
but as soon as you sat down, it would slide to the lowest possible point. Then when you stood up
it would miraculously raise itself back up to the desired position. No tool or screw or gadget would remedy this!! Ugh!
As a last resort, I grabbed a roll of duct tape, raised the chair to my preferred height, and taped the sucker in place!

What has duct tape done to make your life a happier one?

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RE: Thank Heavens For Duct Tape - 10/9/2010 2:23:11 PM

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Last year we had a robin nesting opposite the bedroom window. It saw it's reflection in the window and being a birdbrain spent its day attacking its own reflection. I put hawk silhouettes up but that did nothing. Finally we duct taped extra screen on the outside of the window to kill the reflection. Peace and quiet again!

And today I couldn't find scotch tape for wrapping presents. But I have clear duct tape! He may never open these packages but that's a different story.

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RE: Thank Heavens For Duct Tape - 10/9/2010 4:04:09 PM

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Duct tape sweats off so not very good for bondage unless it is for short term.

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RE: Thank Heavens For Duct Tape - 10/9/2010 5:21:05 PM

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Did anyone see the Mythbusters duct tape episode in which they 1, made a bridge 50 high across which they walked 2, cut a car apart then put it back together with duct tape and it survived assorted courses and 3, made a duct tape barrier that held up with a car running into it?

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RE: Thank Heavens For Duct Tape - 10/9/2010 5:40:00 PM

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I love Mythbusters!! Now that's quality television. Along with Family Guy. They make it worthwhile to own a tv!

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RE: Thank Heavens For Duct Tape - 10/9/2010 6:37:38 PM

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Im a family type guy. Try to control yourself please.

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RE: Thank Heavens For Duct Tape - 10/9/2010 7:28:22 PM

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I used duct tape to hold the hood down on my Baja bug.

(it's a long story)

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RE: Thank Heavens For Duct Tape - 10/9/2010 8:16:30 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

Im a family type guy. Try to control yourself please.

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RE: Thank Heavens For Duct Tape - 10/9/2010 8:24:36 PM

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I was at an SCA war out in the middle of nowhere, (Potrero) hanging out with my friend Alice. Alice had a rug rat who was still in diapers, and her hubby was coming from town with more supplies...including more pampers. However, due to a very messy poo, the last diaper got used, and there were no more to be found.

Yep. You guessed it. A plastic grocery bag, paper towels and TP, and the indispensable Duct Tape, made a great temporary diaper.

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RE: Thank Heavens For Duct Tape - 10/9/2010 9:12:03 PM

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I replaced a part of the oarlocks on my drift boat with duct tape and it is better than the factory made it

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RE: Thank Heavens For Duct Tape - 10/9/2010 10:54:01 PM

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Ingredients:
1 - rock n' roll band & girlfriends
1 - dumbass groupie
1 - gear truck with lots of gaffer's tape (duct tape)

So it's after the show and we are in a hotel when the evening rolls around to sex . . . all the chicks are preforming like thoroughbreds ... except one, the groupie. The band's regular girls and my slave all know each other so they get with the groupie because she can't suck a cock to save her life. They try and try and try to teach her, but it's hopeless. It takes so long and the groupie is so bad, the guy she was doing fell asleep!!! So, the rest of us got together, grabbed some tape from the truck and taped the worthless groupie to the hotel room wall. Then, as was traditional, no one bothered going back to their rooms and they all pretty much passed out where they fell throughout my double suite. Being a functional businessman, a member of a local rock n' roll band, owning a medical clinic, owning a small indy record label, owning a world class recording studio and being an occasional drunk . . . I did what I always did before I lost consciousness. I called my personal assistant and told her what hotel she to find me in the morning so she could bring me fresh clothes and my schedule.

Well . . . apparently the lame ass groupie couldn't get down from the hotel room wall. She was still stuck there when my assistant came in the wee hours of the early morning. As was often the case, my prim and proper assistant handled everything with utmost competence. She stepped over the naked drunken bodies, got a knife, cut down the pissed off groupie and shushed her worthless ass out to the lobby before we woke up. Then called her a cab and stuffed an appropriate amount of money in her hand to cover the cab, damaged clothes and keep her quiet.

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RE: Thank Heavens For Duct Tape - 10/10/2010 6:54:55 AM

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There is a man in Shreveport, LA who goes by the name of "Grandma Porky". Instead of girdles and corsets, he uses duct tape to obtain the perfect female form.

Man...I miss the Longview scene...

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RE: Thank Heavens For Duct Tape - 10/10/2010 9:30:16 AM

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used by Master on me in more ways than I can remember. :)

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RE: Thank Heavens For Duct Tape - 10/13/2010 5:29:24 AM

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This man firmly believes that duct tape is the answer for all relationship issues.
All.

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