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Mercnbeth -> A 'Top Ten' List of Thoughts (4/25/2006 10:48:56 AM)
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Thoughts to Ponder for 2006
#10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
# 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
# 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
# 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
# 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
# 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
# 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
# 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
# 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and thousands of terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration and homeland security.
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