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LadyHibiscus -> RE: punishment (10/15/2010 12:05:14 PM)

I loves me some crazy!!



dreamerdreaming -> RE: punishment (10/15/2010 12:10:57 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: crazyml

Good.

Now I'd like you to sit at a table, with a pen and a pad of paper, and write the following out 700 times;

"I understand that the general discussion section is there to allow kinky people to discuss and debate issues surrounding BDSM and not for randy tarts to troll for ways they can get their rocks off. I appreciate that the time others wasted in reading my request is time that they will never get back and I am sorry to have wasted it"





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Ding-ding-dinga-dinga-ding! We have a winner!

Crazyml, you da bomb!

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crazyml -> RE: punishment (10/15/2010 2:06:20 PM)

Beams! Thank-you everyone for your comments!

Now.... pattyann,

I hope I haven't caused too much offence. It was something that I couldn't resist. You'll find plenty of outlets here for your occasional needs and wants - and if you're looking for a partner, with some patience, and a willingness to make a mistake or two there's a good chance you'll find one of those too.

I really do wish you the best.



Communist42 -> RE: punishment (10/15/2010 2:58:47 PM)

OP would be a badass sub if they posted pics of the completed writings.



poise -> RE: punishment (10/15/2010 5:10:15 PM)

She may just surprise us yet...and hasn't posted again because she is still writing.[:-]
I hope it isnt too cold where she lives...



sirsholly -> RE: punishment (10/15/2010 5:20:58 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: crazyml

Good.

Now I'd like you to sit at a table, with a pen and a pad of paper, and write the following out 700 times;

"I understand that the general discussion section is there to allow kinky people to discuss and debate issues surrounding BDSM and not for randy tarts to troll for ways they can get their rocks off. I appreciate that the time others wasted in reading my request is time that they will never get back and I am sorry to have wasted it"


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DarkSteven -> RE: punishment (10/15/2010 5:21:16 PM)

I order you to read jokes from a joke book and omit the punch lines.



sirsholly -> RE: punishment (10/15/2010 5:32:08 PM)

quote:

I have been trying to think of a punishment that I can do to myself.


Hey Patty...lemme tell ya what....this morning i mashed my fingers in the desk drawer. Yep...slammed the fucker before i pulled my hand all the way out.

I said a few words i never knew I knew.[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/swear1.gif[/image]

That HURT, damnit![image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/crysmiley1.gif[/image]

So....suggest FingerMashin' to your dear ol' dom. Yer ass'll be behavin' after one or two good slams, lemmetellya.



crazyml -> RE: punishment (10/16/2010 1:18:18 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Communist42

OP would be a badass sub if they posted pics of the completed writings.


Yes, if she did that the kudos would definitely be due



ResidentSadist -> RE: punishment (10/16/2010 1:27:13 AM)

Way to go crazyml. And I say she posts pics or it never happened.  If she does post pics, I got something that involves a stapler and all that paper she wrote on. 



soul2share -> RE: punishment (10/16/2010 3:21:24 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly
Hey Patty...lemme tell ya what....this morning i mashed my fingers in the desk drawer. Yep...slammed the fucker before i pulled my hand all the way out.

I said a few words i never knew I knew.[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/swear1.gif[/image]
That HURT, damnit![image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/crysmiley1.gif[/image]
So....suggest FingerMashin' to your dear ol' dom. Yer ass'll be behavin' after one or two good slams, lemmetellya.


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand she's baaaaa-aaaack!!!!!  Our little klutz is back...with a bang!!!!
Sowwy...couldn't resist, Hols!  Tho, I am pretty sure you knew those words!!!!



soul2share -> RE: punishment (10/16/2010 3:23:48 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant
Why do I hear a distant whistle and the sound of "chugga-dhugga-chugga"?


*skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech.......................CA-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH*

Thanks crazy, for the best laugh of my day!



DarkSteven -> RE: punishment (10/16/2010 3:57:10 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

I have been trying to think of a punishment that I can do to myself.


Hey Patty...lemme tell ya what....this morning i mashed my fingers in the desk drawer. Yep...slammed the fucker before i pulled my hand all the way out.
I said a few words i never knew I knew.[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/swear1.gif[/image]
That HURT, damnit![image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/crysmiley1.gif[/image]

So....suggest FingerMashin' to your dear ol' dom. Yer ass'll be behavin' after one or two good slams, lemmetellya.


OP, holly is an accomplished expert at inadvertent self-punishment.  Heed her ways, extreme though they be at times.





Hillwilliam -> RE: punishment (10/16/2010 4:48:32 AM)

Dang, I was gonna have the new sub go to "Politics and Religion" and read the first hundred topics front to back and then give a complete report supporting his/her view on all of them.



purepleasure -> RE: punishment (10/16/2010 5:01:08 AM)

awww, y'all quit picking on holly. she can't help that she is our resident self-induced edge player



sirsholly -> RE: punishment (10/16/2010 5:22:11 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly
Hey Patty...lemme tell ya what....this morning i mashed my fingers in the desk drawer. Yep...slammed the fucker before i pulled my hand all the way out.

I said a few words i never knew I knew.[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/swear1.gif[/image]
That HURT, damnit![image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/crysmiley1.gif[/image]
So....suggest FingerMashin' to your dear ol' dom. Yer ass'll be behavin' after one or two good slams, lemmetellya.


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand she's baaaaa-aaaack!!!!!  Our little klutz is back...with a bang!!!!
Sowwy...couldn't resist, Hols!  Tho, I am pretty sure you knew those words!!!!
back...and picked upon. [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/sigh.gif[/image]



sirsholly -> RE: punishment (10/16/2010 5:25:29 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

I have been trying to think of a punishment that I can do to myself.


Hey Patty...lemme tell ya what....this morning i mashed my fingers in the desk drawer. Yep...slammed the fucker before i pulled my hand all the way out.
I said a few words i never knew I knew.[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/swear1.gif[/image]
That HURT, damnit![image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/crysmiley1.gif[/image]

So....suggest FingerMashin' to your dear ol' dom. Yer ass'll be behavin' after one or two good slams, lemmetellya.


OP, holly is an accomplished expert at inadvertent self-punishment.  Heed her ways, extreme though they be at times.



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*stops and ponders*



HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/pfft2.gif[/image]



sirsholly -> RE: punishment (10/16/2010 5:26:52 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Dang, I was gonna have the new sub go to "Politics and Religion" and read the first hundred topics front to back and then give a complete report supporting his/her view on all of them.
*gasp!!!*


You...you...you sadist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



sirsholly -> RE: punishment (10/16/2010 5:29:02 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: purepleasure

awww, y'all quit picking on holly. she can't help that she is our resident self-induced edge player
*hugs the stuffin' out of my Peaches*  [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/budhug.gif[/image]



crazyml -> RE: punishment (10/16/2010 8:22:15 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Dang, I was gonna have the new sub go to "Politics and Religion" and read the first hundred topics front to back and then give a complete report supporting his/her view on all of them.
*gasp!!!*


You...you...you sadist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Yeah, Hillwilliam,

I'm sorry man, that would be crossing a line... for the love of god what sort of fucked up sadist are you?



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