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DommeKeliDallas -> Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 10:26:47 AM)

Here is a message to the men...
ALL MEN OFFER ORAL SEX...you are just one of the HUNDREDS.
You are NO DIFFERENT than all of the other men on here.
Head's up...Women will TELL YOU if THEY want you to do it.

There is nothing extraordinary about your penis...nothing.
To show your dick to a stranger without being asked is CRUDE and disrespectful.

How do other people feel about this?




mnottertail -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 10:28:11 AM)

why don't all women offer me oral sex? I have a penis, there is nothing special about it.




AquaticSub -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 10:44:33 AM)

~Fast Reply~

I think it's a rant but I can agree with you. Not all women really enjoy oral sex so it's frustrating to have a man trying to seduce you with something that you don't particularly enjoy.




DommeKeliDallas -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 10:48:48 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

~Fast Reply~

I think it's a rant but I can agree with you. Not all women really enjoy oral sex so it's frustrating to have a man trying to seduce you with something that you don't particularly enjoy.


No. This is NOT a rant.
I get this every day, and I wanted to know how other women felt about this and to open men's minds how most women truely feel.




NorthernGent -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 10:58:52 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DommeKeliDallas

Here is a message to the men...
ALL MEN OFFER ORAL SEX...you are just one of the HUNDREDS.
You are NO DIFFERENT than all of the other men on here.
Head's up...Women will TELL YOU if THEY want you to do it.

There is nothing extraordinary about your penis...nothing.
To show your dick to a stranger without being asked is CRUDE and disrespectful.

How do other people feel about this?



Has this come straight out of the Bible? Genesis or something?

Here are my thoughts.....

I used to be the epitomy of democratic ideals....these days...I'm erring on the side of proposing a cull....starting with you.

Oh and yeah....it's bollocks....whatever your point is...it's bollocks....a total waste of time and space.




AquaticSub -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 11:02:07 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DommeKeliDallas


quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

~Fast Reply~

I think it's a rant but I can agree with you. Not all women really enjoy oral sex so it's frustrating to have a man trying to seduce you with something that you don't particularly enjoy.


No. This is NOT a rant.
I get this every day, and I wanted to know how other women felt about this and to open men's minds how most women truely feel.


*shrugs* Reads like one to me. It's a strongly worded post directed at people who probably aren't going to read it since they probably aren't forum-goers. Just any other "I'm so sick X, Y and Z messages in my inbox" post.

Edited to add: If the men who did this were on the forums, the penis pics would have stopped a LONG time ago. I joined in '05. I can't count how many threads like this I've seen.




Ait -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 11:02:34 AM)

Receiving oral sex is icky. Men who offer it are icky too. :P

And when I see Penis pics I start to wonder if those men don't believe they have anything more to offer. Then I start analyzing them in terms of imagined self worth and then they're again, icky. So basically, this hypothetical person does icky things, they have no self worth, they have nothing to offer but mild to mediocre cock pics but they're hoping that you'll think their cock is so spectacular that you'll pick them like the sad little puppy that stares at you from the pet store window...only to take them home so they can piddle on the carpet.

...A girl has needs though. If anyone out there has any flogger pics I'd love to see them. Ooh, ahh, it's SO long!!! <3

-karen




sexyred1 -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 11:06:21 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Ait

Receiving oral sex is icky. Men who offer it are icky too. :P

-karen


Speak for yourself lady. I am sure there are many other women who agree with me.

And yeah, this is a weird rant disguised as a thread.




Lockit -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 11:12:05 AM)

Hey, I am all for beating up men a little bit, now and then, but to base a thread on something that has been said and gone over many, many times before, to rant and ask if we all view it the same... kind of pointless. You want us to join you and agree and beat up all the guys? No thanks, although there are some real ass holes out there, I would rather gain the respect of those that aren't ass holes and focus on them. The others I tend to get a kick out of. lol Some funny stuff around here.





MissJana -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 11:16:38 AM)

Oh yea. I get these offers all the time. And it seems the ones who brag the most about how much better they are than everyone else at it, tend to not be very good. LOL[:D]




Nslavu -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 11:17:53 AM)

And ................. the amusement continues. [:D]


You don't like penis? feck me in a church pew! I should send you a pic, not as an offering but as a vision of the extraordinary.

BTW your tits mean nothing to me so put them away ....ffs ... what is it with women showing them things all the time. Isn't there a thread for that. There should be. [8D]

Duly amused, Nslavu changes hats.

I understand what you're trying to say OP. That one's submission is by far more important to the process than the production of one's penis. Sound better? Now take a pill, calm down ... and open wide! [:D]

Sorry I couldn't resist that. I take back my glorious humungagigantibig penis humor. I refuse to edit though.




Nslavu -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 11:20:06 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

why don't all women offer me oral sex? I have a penis, there is nothing special about it.


I found this a particularly amusing and well placed post. (no pun intended, no pictures requested lol)




AquaticSub -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 11:20:08 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Nslavu


BTW your tits mean nothing to me so put them away ....ffs ... what is it with women showing them things all the time. Isn't there a thread for that. There should be. [8D]



[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 12:10:33 PM)

YAY for rants!

Personally, I don't enjoy oral sex. LOTS of men do. Vanilla men. Men that we can find ANYWHERE. So yeah, not so special.

It's not the penis, so much as who it is attached to.




DesFIP -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 12:12:45 PM)

Nice rant, hope you feel better.
BTW doesn't matter, the guys who do this don't read the boards. The ones who read the boards don't do this.




Zevar -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 12:12:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DommeKeliDallas

Here is a message to the men...
ALL MEN OFFER ORAL SEX...you are just one of the HUNDREDS.
You are NO DIFFERENT than all of the other men on here.
Head's up...Women will TELL YOU if THEY want you to do it.

There is nothing extraordinary about your penis...nothing.
To show your dick to a stranger without being asked is CRUDE and disrespectful.

How do other people feel about this?


A message to “ the men” Pardon? Did I get that right? Each and every man? Including myself? Well, I do believe that you are sorely wrong in your assumption about “ the men” AND of course about all women and their oral preferences.

How would you know if the penis of every man is extraordinary or not? Are you saying that you have knowledge of EVERY man’s penis on the entire planet? I know you do not know of mine nor would you ever, thank goodness!

It is a major disgrace in the way you have presented yourself. You have not shown that you are worthy of respect like MANY of the Domme’s here that I totally respect due to their integrity, even though I am a Dominant man myself AND yes have a penis !

Tell me, do you expect the readers of your assumptions to imagine that some submissive men have been conditioned to tolerate an inferior example of a Domme, as you have presented yourself to be? I am 100% Dominant so I would not necessarily care what you want!

What I do know is a that a little respect goes a LONG Way. You might want to try that when you are spouting your mouth with asinine comments like you did here in this pitiful thread you began to incite “ the men”, CORRECT?

In closing, remember that generalizations are not usually based on factual premises. That is something to remember next time you come spouting these sort of generalizations about “ the men” AND of course the grossly inaccurate oral preferences of all women!




sweetsub1957 -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 12:13:16 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DommeKeliDallas

Here is a message to the men...
ALL MEN OFFER ORAL SEX...you are just one of the HUNDREDS.

Geez. No one offers me oral sex. Now I feel left out. Waaah.

~sweetsub~




AquaticSub -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 12:15:59 PM)

If you want to up the rate, use tasty things as perfume so more men want to nibble on you. I suggest a smudge of BBQ sauce behind the ear. [:D]

Edited: If you want women, use Godiva chocolate on the inside of your wrists. [;)]




Lockit -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 12:19:14 PM)

Damn the early 70's and watching the Partridge Family! For some odd reason, I keep hearing... I think I love you, since reading one of these posts. Get outta my head! [:D] 




DarkSteven -> RE: Oral Sex... (10/23/2010 12:21:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyred1
this is a weird rant disguised as a thread.


I missed the disguise.




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