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Introduction to a newspaper pervert - 10/23/2010 5:02:28 PM   
Newspaperslave


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I am not a new user of Collar Me but due to having not found a Lady to serve via my ID Newspaperslave. I am willing and able to go to any lengths to prove that what is written in my profile is genuine. My fetish for newspaper has remained in effect a private vice. I have visited Dominatrixes for pro-domme sessions which have been satisfying in that they have filled the void in my life temporarily. But what i seek and what i have to offer is far beyond what could ever take place in even a long fantasy session. What i hoped to find here was a Lady, a true sadist who would take my fetish to the n'th degree and far beyond my comfort zone. Public and private humiliation, degradation and bizarre bondage in newspaper. Being obliged to always either be naked or clad in newspaper whilst labouring or performing duties and receiving nothing but abuse and ridicule in return. I was and am available to relocate to any location in the UK or Europe immediately. I have no discernable limits and anyway when does a slave define its limits anyway? I truly believe in the Superiority of Woman over the male and nothing that i have written on this site is untrue. My preferences are all of the most extreme listed so i hope that you may read these words and look up my profile? If you feel that there is any chance that you are interested in enslaving me please message me with your needs and what you would like to do with me if i were your property. newspaperslave
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RE: Introduction to a newspaper pervert - 10/23/2010 6:39:26 PM   
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You've certainly made the headlines with your introduction!

< Message edited by poise -- 10/23/2010 6:40:03 PM >


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RE: Introduction to a newspaper pervert - 10/23/2010 7:29:41 PM   
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Uhhhhm, yeah, welcome to the boards.  And ditto on what Poise said.  Wise woman that she is.    Good luck in your search. 

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RE: Introduction to a newspaper pervert - 10/24/2010 2:43:26 AM   
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Welcome News, i like the idea of being clad in newspapers, you could call yourself Good News! Finding a position as a live-in slave isn't really all that difficult, although the newspaper angle makes it a lot harder!

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RE: Introduction to a newspaper pervert - 10/24/2010 3:17:43 AM   
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Well, I know I need a newspaper today,  I was thinking it was Monday and couldn't figure out why the morning news I usually watch wasn't on.  And I was all upset when the shows I usually watch on Sunday nights weren't on.  Took me over an hour to figure out it's Sunday.  OY VEY!!  This is what happens when you wake up at 5am after only 4 hours sleep. 

Sorry about the hijack, but the newspaper bit brought this out in me.

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RE: Introduction to a newspaper pervert - 10/24/2010 3:44:40 AM   
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It has always been hard to be taken seriously when i mention my addiction to newspaper. Yet it is a legitimate fetish which has its own Yahoo group and website. The trouble is that nearly all the people on these groups do not take their addiction beyond the sexual aspects of the fetish. My slant on it is that i love to be clad from head to toe and suffocated in newspaper then being whipped viciously, this is what i have when visiting a Dominatrix. This satisfies the itch for a while but as an extremist i have always wanted to push it to the limits of feasibility, as i am also a pain-slut and fully functioning toilet-slave and long for a union with a Female Dominant who will use this weakness ruthlessly, exploiting it both in public and in private and giving me no respite whatsoever, i am loyal, obedient and totally submissive sexually. For me the crueller and more heartless my owner is the deeper will be my commitment to serving her. Ideally she should be capricious when delivering punishment for breaking rules even if its a rule she never mentioned. The more unsettling the better since a comfortable slave is a lazy slave. If anyone would like more details i will gladly supply them. Thank you for the replies to my original posting. Newspaperslave

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RE: Introduction to a newspaper pervert - 10/24/2010 4:19:39 AM   
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There's the saying "your kink is not my kink" but everyone has something different to float their boat so to speak.  It is an unusual fetish and I can understand why it's tough to meet someone who's willing to do this in a TPE exchange if that's what you're looking for.  I believe there's someone out there for everyone, so I wish you the best of luck in your search.

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RE: Introduction to a newspaper pervert - 10/24/2010 4:21:32 AM   
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Welcome, Newspaperslave, and although your fetish is a little unusual I hope you find what you're looking for

May I ask though that you emulate the newspaper style and avoid "Wall 'o' Text" posts - paragraphs are your friend!

Myo (the ex-journalist)

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RE: Introduction to a newspaper pervert - 10/24/2010 7:44:39 AM   
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You do give new slant to recycling.
Welcome to the boards, & good luck.


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RE: Introduction to a newspaper pervert - 10/24/2010 10:17:19 AM   
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See you in the funny papers!  

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RE: Introduction to a newspaper pervert - 10/24/2010 11:46:38 AM   
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extra extra read all about it!!....hwy Im young I can say things like this

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RE: Introduction to a newspaper pervert - 10/24/2010 2:18:03 PM   
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That's truly the oddest and most unusual fetish. Now I don't feel so strange having my own. I'm boring standing next to you. Good luck with your search no less.

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RE: Introduction to a newspaper pervert - 10/24/2010 2:52:58 PM   
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Welcome to the forums.

I have a multisensorial paper aversion, so please don't be offended by my giving you a wide berth.

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RE: Introduction to a newspaper pervert - 10/24/2010 3:05:24 PM   
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I think a letter to the editor is called for, here.


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