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pissdoll -> RE: weird and unusual scenes (4/26/2006 12:04:46 PM)

most things don't strike me as weird.  maybe i've heard too many stories.  maybe i have some really disturbed friends.  but this one i will never forget:

i came across a "Dom" who lived with his elderly mother.  He was looking for a live-in slave to be nude,  caged and kept in the laundry room.  He supposedly worked about 50 hours a week.

How would that go down???  Does mom shove bread crumbs through the bars while sonny is at work?  Or does she just ignore you while she washes clothes?

"Son, the girl in the cage is looking hungry.  Should I make her a sandwich or some soup?"
"Mother!  I told you!  Just do the FREAKIN LAUNDRY!!!"

I've seen a few movies that walk this line, but i've never seen it in real life.
make me pee my pants any day.  that's nothing.  caged nude 24/7 in mom's house is CREEPY.




Reasonable -> RE: weird and unusual scenes (4/26/2006 12:14:17 PM)

Cages aren't terribly practical. Still too high a maintanence-you either end up changing diapers or chamber pots constantly,(though feeding and watering is easier than dealing with wastes) It's pretty much the same as dealing with an invalid.

Taking the easier way out-a self maintaining object is much easier on your time.[8D]




Proprietrix -> RE: weird and unusual scenes (4/26/2006 12:17:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pissdoll
i came across a "Dom" who lived with his elderly mother.  He was looking for a live-in slave to be nude,  caged and kept in the laundry room.  He supposedly worked about 50 hours a week.
How would that go down???  Does mom shove bread crumbs through the bars while sonny is at work?  Or does she just ignore you while she washes clothes?
"Son, the girl in the cage is looking hungry.  Should I make her a sandwich or some soup?"
"Mother!  I told you!  Just do the FREAKIN LAUNDRY!!!"


lol, was this guy's name Norman Bates by any chance?




ExistentialSteel -> RE: weird and unusual scenes (4/26/2006 12:35:23 PM)

I remember writing something in my journal that I thought of when I read this post.

Boredom, or the fear of it, causes me to try self improvement things like weight lifting and aerobic exercise, but it can also lead me into things that are not exactly self improving. I’ll read profiles, I’ll post to message boards,  I’ll follow links, I’ll get into a conversation with a woman who wants me to shave her head. I can act perfectly normal when I hear kinks that most would mumble their particular religious chant over. My strong point is listening and making the talker feel okay. Yeah, yeah, I know most of you would not waste your time with such perverts, but I’m bored. What can I say?  
 
New subs look to Doms to describe what type of sub they are and I am so good at that. I tell them what they want to hear and make them feel good. They now know what they are and think they are part of a group.

 
So when this woman who wants to orgasm while I shave her head and put whip cream on it with a cherry, wants me to label her, I do. She is of the genus, head shaver slave from the phylum of whip cream fetish, sub species cherry vertebrate. Easy. She feels better and I feel like a true Dom.   




inferiorwanker -> RE: weird and unusual scenes (4/26/2006 12:38:39 PM)

ok ok i`ll have to go on the charm offensive here

so here goes ,ive seen your old black and white pictures from the early 20`s and let me tell you Ma'am you dont look a day older

and if you tell me just one of your little stories ,i`ll allow you to sit at my feet all day for free [:)]

now how about that?




enthralled -> RE: weird and unusual scenes (4/26/2006 12:50:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Proprietrix

Me likes putting needles in boys, threading them with dental floss, and putting on a human marionette show while singing the string song from Pinnochio.




<looks at her pinholes> .... You mean THAT is 'weird'??
Awww .. and here I thought it was normal .... <laughing>

Respectfully,
enthralled




yourMissTress -> RE: weird and unusual scenes (4/26/2006 12:56:27 PM)

No, no, say it ain't so, enthralled!!! 
 
If poking needles through someone and stringing them with dental floss is wierd...then W/we are definitely not normal.  Oh, wait, I'm proud to be a kinky freak.  Sorry, nevermind.
 
P.S. What would they say about Me and my nails? or what if they knew the rest of the story?




Proprietrix -> RE: weird and unusual scenes (4/26/2006 12:59:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: enthralled
<looks at her pinholes> .... You mean THAT is 'weird'??
Awww .. and here I thought it was normal .... <laughing>
Respectfully,
enthralled


lol, na, the weird part was singing Pinnochio songs.




proudsub -> RE: weird and unusual scenes (4/26/2006 1:58:53 PM)

quote:

Guys do the strangest things with their dicks.


Reminds me of the guy who washed his balls in a golf ball washer and had to call the medics to free him.  This was on the Darwin Awards email a few years ago.[:o]




PAVANE -> RE: weird and unusual scenes (4/26/2006 2:07:26 PM)

hmm did it improve his drive? lol




MstrTiger -> RE: weird and unusual scenes (4/26/2006 2:34:55 PM)


What about the guy who paid a female prostitute to stand in a bin while he threw custard pies at her while a male prostitute stood beside him dressed as a roman centurion and broke eggs over his helmet, that was in a UK news paper apparently, though I could be making that up I am not sure.

I once briefly chatted to a slave online that wanted someone to iron him, he also wanted me to send him my clothes so he could iron them for me and send them back, he was quite strange. I have also chatted to a guy who got turned on by the amount of air someone could breathe into their lungs, the same guy was also turned on by people with big tongues and particularly noxious gaseous emissions, he did not explain how he wanted to incorporate any of that into a role play scenario though I am sure it would be pretty bizarre if he could.

I am not really into role play or public things though I quite like humiliating a slave by sending him to a busy store to buy nothing apart from a really big cucumber a pair of rubber gloves and a tub of Vaseline or other appropriate novelty lubricant, that is about as far as I go in that department.




twicehappy -> RE: weird and unusual scenes (4/26/2006 2:48:13 PM)

The weirdest one i ever recall was on Shock video, it involved dressing up as clowns in a mock circus arena, doing what clowns normally do while having sex. I laughed myself stupid.




mistoferin -> RE: weird and unusual scenes (4/26/2006 2:50:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: twicehappy

The weirdest one i ever recall was on Shock video, it involved dressing up as clowns in a mock circus arena, doing what clowns normally do while having sex. I laughed myself stupid.


ewwwwwwww.....now that is waaaaaayyyyy too creepy. Clowns freak me out!!!




Reasonable -> RE: weird and unusual scenes (4/26/2006 2:56:29 PM)

www.ouchytheclown.com




mistoferin -> RE: weird and unusual scenes (4/26/2006 3:00:58 PM)

Dammit....I knew I shouldn't look!!!




Reasonable -> RE: weird and unusual scenes (4/26/2006 3:02:28 PM)

Gotcha.[:D]




MstrTiger -> RE: weird and unusual scenes (4/26/2006 3:33:30 PM)


That is disturbing; clowns are scary, in my mind the film IT is more of a documentary about the life of an average clown than it is a horror film.




Emperor1956 -> RE: weird and unusual scenes (4/26/2006 3:44:35 PM)

Man, I had the weirdest scene experience once.  This woman wanted to enter into a monogamous relationship sanctioned by some old guy in a church that involved Me getting up every day and earning a wage by working at a job out of our home while she stayed in the house all day and cooked, cleaned, and raised our offspring!  

I ran so fast, I left skidmarks.  TOO CREEPY by far.

-E




Vancouver_cinful -> RE: weird and unusual scenes (4/26/2006 3:47:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mistoferin
people who are sexually aroused by eyeball licking....either having theirs licked or licking others....


Oh, SQUICK!!!!!!!!!!




dorsaisgirl1 -> RE: weird and unusual scenes (4/26/2006 5:46:40 PM)

i have heard of one where they do a crucifixion. actuly nailing a girl to a cross .kind of over the top for me . and i have seen videos of guys getting kicked in the balls but with both of these im thinking that after care would involve a trip to the er  i  could be wrong though.




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