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TheProtector -> Terrorists have kidnapped Tony Blair (Joke) (4/26/2006 12:06:46 PM)
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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway.
Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks..."What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Tony Blair, John Prescott, Gordon Brown and Jack Straw. They're asking for a £100 million ransom; otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone else giving, on average?"
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About a gallon
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