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Effective Airport Security...... - 10/26/2010 6:31:49 PM

soul2share

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HAPPY TALK - A great alternative to body scanners at airports!

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports.

It’s a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may be concealing. They see this as a win-win for everyone. No racial profiling and it is fair to all and sundry. It also would eliminate the costs of a long and expensive trial. Justice would be swift. Case closed!

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system.

"Attention standby passengers — we now have a seat available on flight number 123.

Shalom!"

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RE: Effective Airport Security...... - 10/26/2010 9:00:10 PM

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lol. It would be nice if that indeed was a possibility. I miss being able to walk into an airport, buy a ticket, and take off 15 minutes later.

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RE: Effective Airport Security...... - 10/26/2010 10:07:26 PM

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LMAO - i say we write to the powers that be and tell them we WANT THIS!

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RE: Effective Airport Security...... - 10/27/2010 1:30:01 AM

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LOVE IT!!

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RE: Effective Airport Security...... - 10/27/2010 7:40:04 AM

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Has anyone sent this to the TSA and Homeland Security yet?? I say this is the best idea yet!!

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RE: Effective Airport Security...... - 10/27/2010 8:32:30 AM

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LMAO...

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RE: Effective Airport Security...... - 10/27/2010 5:14:36 PM

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When the TSA spent 16 million dollars on a feasability study of bomb detection booths that have been commercially available and required for access points to liscensed nuclear facilities since 1992 do you really trust them with bomb exploding booths?

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