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Divorced Barbie - 10/27/2010 2:02:42 PM

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This is so true to real life......

The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.

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RE: Divorced Barbie - 10/29/2010 10:25:23 AM

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Cute

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RE: Divorced Barbie - 11/3/2010 2:47:38 PM

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Well it might be cute unless you've been divorced and got all the debt, the car with the payment, and he gets the twenty-twat and your house. Yeah, cute. hardy har har.

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RE: Divorced Barbie - 11/4/2010 4:25:10 AM

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Just think of Ken saying "Do you want fries with that ? "

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RE: Divorced Barbie - 11/4/2010 5:24:33 AM

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RE: Divorced Barbie - 11/12/2010 1:01:18 AM

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RE: Divorced Barbie - 11/12/2010 6:34:35 AM

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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.

Naw. Ken is actually a Barbie accessory.

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