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** No Stupid People Please ** - 10/28/2010 6:06:39 PM   
poise


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Status: offline 		I've been noticing a large amount of female profiles now that read NO MEN EVER!
and have even seen a few male profiles that state NO WOMEN EVER!
Usually I would roll my eyes and think nothing of it...another attention ploy on their part.
Then I got to thinking....if so many people are now adding this, maybe it really works?!?!
Soooo.....being the opportunist that I am, I immediately made my specifics clear.
My profile now has ** No Stupid People Please **
So far...it seems to be working! (maybe it's the please that does the trick?)


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RE: ** No Stupid People Please ** - 10/28/2010 6:07:16 PM   
Hillwilliam


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Status: offline 		*perves poise*

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RE: ** No Stupid People Please ** - 10/28/2010 6:13:32 PM   
PeonForHer


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Status: offline 		  I quite like that.  I think 'no stupid people please' would appeal to me on a woman's profile.  I don't know why - it's just funny. 

'No cretins, thank you'.  That could work, too. 


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RE: ** No Stupid People Please ** - 10/28/2010 6:15:42 PM   
Twoshoes


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Status: offline 		I shall only write you before sundown, then.

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RE: ** No Stupid People Please ** - 10/28/2010 6:23:04 PM   
PeonForHer


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Status: offline 		But you're in Canada, TwoShoes, and it's approaching winter.  For there to be a sundown, hasn't there got to be a sun up, beforehand?

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RE: ** No Stupid People Please ** - 10/28/2010 6:32:47 PM   
Twoshoes


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Status: offline 		Oh, how I dream to convince the Sun to do as I wish, so I wouldn't have to deal with dark or poorly-lit days.

Yeah, good point.

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RE: ** No Stupid People Please ** - 10/28/2010 8:29:46 PM   
DomMeinCT


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Status: offline 		I've seen profiles that insist only intelligent people should contact them, which always made me laugh.

(They often misspell "intelligent".)

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RE: ** No Stupid People Please ** - 10/29/2010 3:29:08 AM   
MercTech


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Status: offline 		What gets me is the ones that say NO something or other but then have their profile settings such that they show up as people searching for the said something or other.

Stefan

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RE: ** No Stupid People Please ** - 10/29/2010 4:00:33 AM   
myotherself


Posts: 7157
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From: The cold bit of the UK
Status: offline 		I was going to say "no giant cocks" - but thank goodness my shallow, pleasure-loving nature took control...

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RE: ** No Stupid People Please ** - 10/29/2010 4:14:34 AM   
sunshinemiss


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Twoshoes

Oh, how I dream to convince the Sun to do as I wish, so I wouldn't have to deal with dark or poorly-lit days.

Yeah, good point.


Get in line, sugar plum

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RE: ** No Stupid People Please ** - 10/29/2010 4:36:14 AM   
DarkSteven


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Status: offline 		poise, there are a lot of big words in your post.  Could you please explain them to me?

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RE: ** No Stupid People Please ** - 10/29/2010 5:21:06 AM   
MissAsylum


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Status: offline 		I had tried "no penis pictures, please".

Alas, no avail.


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RE: ** No Stupid People Please ** - 10/29/2010 5:54:53 AM   
GreedyTop


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From: Savannah, GA
Status: offline 		I kinda like the idea of "no penis inflicted twats, please"

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RE: ** No Stupid People Please ** - 10/29/2010 6:00:09 AM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		"inflicted"... nice.

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RE: ** No Stupid People Please ** - 10/29/2010 6:27:28 AM   
poise


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

poise, there are a lot of big words in your post.  Could you please explain them to me?

I would be honored to offer my services Steven, so that we all may be enlightened.

Female Definition
1. of women: relating or belonging to women or girls

2. biology of the sex that produces offspring: relating or belonging to the sex that produces
sex cells gametes that fuse with male sex cells during sexual reproduction

3. botany producing seeds: describes the part of a plant that produces the female sex cells, e.g. a carpel

4. botany having carpels: describes flowers that have carpels but no stamens

5. engineering made with recess: describes a component or part of a component such as an electric
socket that has a recess designed to receive a corresponding projecting part


I hope this has added the necessary clarity to my original post.




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RE: ** No Stupid People Please ** - 10/29/2010 7:45:16 AM   
PeonForHer


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Status: offline 		I'd like, just once, to receive an unsolicited picture of a woman's growler.  I don't know, just to say that it happened.  A story to tell my grandchildren, were I ever to have any, if you like. 

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RE: ** No Stupid People Please ** - 10/29/2010 7:59:46 AM   
GreedyTop


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From: Savannah, GA
Status: offline 		well, hell, Peon..lemme work on that ; )

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RE: ** No Stupid People Please ** - 10/29/2010 8:05:28 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		Pssssssst.. Peon.. you haz mail ;)

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RE: ** No Stupid People Please ** - 10/29/2010 8:06:46 AM   
RedMagic1


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Status: offline 		You do know that NO MEN NO MEN NO MEN NO MEN is profile-speak for "I'm a lonely guy who decided to operate a lesbian profile in an attempt to get women to talk to me," right?  NO STUPID PEOPLE... well, I am sufficiently not-stupid to follow the parallel to its natural conclusion........................



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RE: ** No Stupid People Please ** - 10/29/2010 8:13:58 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		Red,, you KNOW I love you beyond words.. but sometimes, a cough is just a cough.

*hugs* miss ya!

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