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Lucylastic -> Rules of the house..By a woman:) (11/4/2010 6:21:40 AM)
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Rules of the house - The FEMALE always makes the rules.
- The rules are subject to change at any time, WITHOUT PRIOR NOTIFICATION
- No MALE can possibly know All The Rules.
- If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the rules , she must immediately change some, or all of the rules
- The FEMALE is NEVER wrong
- If the FEMALE is wrong , it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong
- If Rule 6. applies, the MALE must immediately apologise for causing the misunderstanding.
- The FEMALE may change her mind at any time
- The MALE must never change his mind without the expressed written consent of the FEMALE
- The FEMALE has every right to be angry and upset at any time
- The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.
- The FEMALE must under no circumstances let the MALE know wether she wants him to be angry or upset.
- The MALE is expected to read minds at all times.
- The MALE who doesn't abide by the rules; Cant take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp.
- Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
- If the FEMALE has PMS all rules are null and void.
- The FEMALE is ready when she is ready and NOT before
- The MALE MUST be ready at all times
PS please adjust to fit your dynamic if necessary..its a alll purpose fun thang:)
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