Twoshoes
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I like metaphors. But not overused ones like "gift". Perhaps, you could say they are letting you have some of the center heart of their watermelon, when most people would rather divide it fairly equally. And sometimes, vanilla people haven't even been acquainted well enough with fruits to know what the reddest, sweetest, juiciest, most perfect part of the watermelon would be. quote:
ORIGINAL: poise I hand over a punch card each time I submit, and he punches a hole in it. Once he collects 20 of them, he gets a free coke to go with it. With a straw. Wow, poise, that really is a tough deal. All of 20 times for a free coke with complimentary sipping device? Surely, you could do better... Well, at least you're diligent about it with the punch card.
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