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Studd75 -> looking for spanking enthusiasts (11/7/2010 5:21:03 PM)

Experienced spanker looking for spankee, if your looking for a good spanking, im your man



CynthiaWVirginia -> RE: looking for spanking enthusiasts (11/7/2010 5:59:20 PM)

Not looking to bend over for anyone but thought I'd look in on this thread to say...welcome to CollarMe's message boards.
 
What a shame there is nothing to discuss here as this is more of an advertisement. 



Hotch -> RE: looking for spanking enthusiasts (11/7/2010 6:53:17 PM)

I say I'm the better spanker. If you need a good spanking, I'M your man :)



CalifChick -> RE: looking for spanking enthusiasts (11/7/2010 6:56:28 PM)

I dunno, Hotch is closer, although he DOES have a smiley face instead of man-parts. Tough call. I think we need a little more description from each of you on what you would do.

SweetInnocentCali



poise -> RE: looking for spanking enthusiasts (11/7/2010 6:59:23 PM)

My money is on Hotch. I love a spanker who uses good grammar and punctuation.
Now....all we need is a test subject and a video recorder. [8D]



CalifChick -> RE: looking for spanking enthusiasts (11/7/2010 7:10:04 PM)

I can be in San Jose in a couple of hours....


Cali
(always willing to take one for the team)



poise -> RE: looking for spanking enthusiasts (11/7/2010 7:15:51 PM)

You are such a martyr!  You will be blessed for your actions, I'm sure.[:)]




DarkSteven -> RE: looking for spanking enthusiasts (11/7/2010 7:48:50 PM)

Hello there, Studd.  Please note that in these forums, we generally try to get to know one another before discussing our kinks.  It's like real life in that way.

However, since you brought it up, I'm a pretty good spanker myself.  In Colorado, G-Man, Michael Masterson (of Real Spankings), and Danny Crighton are the only ones that I know are better.



CalifChick -> RE: looking for spanking enthusiasts (11/7/2010 7:53:01 PM)

Steven! Hush! I'm working on somethin' here!

Cali



AquaticSub -> RE: looking for spanking enthusiasts (11/7/2010 7:59:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Hello there, Studd.  Please note that in these forums, we generally try to get to know one another before discussing our kinks.  It's like real life in that way.


But... but... that's not what you said to me...

I feel violated now.



DarkSteven -> RE: looking for spanking enthusiasts (11/7/2010 8:04:58 PM)

And I betcha love it, ya dirty girl. [:)]



poise -> RE: looking for spanking enthusiasts (11/7/2010 8:08:42 PM)

Well Cali....it's only fair now that you also offer to be a test candidate for DarkSteven.
I mean....all this male bravado really ought to be confirmed...yes?



AquaticSub -> RE: looking for spanking enthusiasts (11/7/2010 8:09:26 PM)

Damn you and you knowing about my degradation kink! *shakes fists in the air* KHAANNNNN!!!!



Hotch -> RE: looking for spanking enthusiasts (11/7/2010 8:29:03 PM)

It's obvious now some type of rating system needs to be implemented to put and end to these wild and unsubstantiated claims. An unbiased certifying entity (poise?) could be call on to evaluate qualified applicants. A rating system of say 1 to 5 handprints can be awarded to those who meet the minimum standard.



CalifChick -> RE: looking for spanking enthusiasts (11/7/2010 8:30:06 PM)

Poise, I was hoping the manly man types would be providing some written wank fodder, and that I would be getting an invite to San Jose, which is close by. Sheesh!


UnspankedCali



Hotch -> RE: looking for spanking enthusiasts (11/7/2010 8:56:18 PM)

FFS... When I'm sarcastic people want wank fodder.

And Cali, I'd love to introduce your bottom to my hand. That invitation is always open. Kerp driving south past San Jose though.



DesFIP -> RE: looking for spanking enthusiasts (11/8/2010 4:05:36 AM)

OP, the reason you're getting so much flak on both your posts is that they aren't forum threads which are supposed to be discussions. If you want to let us all know who you are and what you're looking for, then the only appropriate place for such a post is in the Introductions Forum.

Introduce yourself there, join conversations in the rest of the forums and you will find you are more likely (if you're a likable person) to make friends in your area.



poise -> RE: looking for spanking enthusiasts (11/8/2010 4:40:28 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hotch

It's obvious now some type of rating system needs to be implemented to put and end to these wild and unsubstantiated claims. An unbiased certifying entity (poise?) could be call on to evaluate qualified applicants. A rating system of say 1 to 5 handprints can be awarded to those who meet the minimum standard.

quote:

ORIGINAL: poise
My money is on Hotch.

It would be difficult to call myself unbiased after making the above statement.
But if you can overlook that small detail, I'm certain I can as well. [8D]



Hotch -> RE: looking for spanking enthusiasts (11/8/2010 6:41:12 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: poise
quote:

ORIGINAL: poise
My money is on Hotch.

It would be difficult to call myself unbiased after making the above statement.
But if you can overlook that small detail, I'm certain I can as well. [8D]


Shhhhhhhh! Jezzz... Now that you've brought it to everyone's attention, I can't overlook it!

I've heard about people like you... honest people



sunshinemiss -> RE: looking for spanking enthusiasts (11/8/2010 7:12:34 AM)

I gotta say... this is a fun thread.  I'm a mosey on over to San Jose sometime (love that town!)
sunshine



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